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Palmer Eldritch

@palm3reldritch.bsky.social

Oh... my... GALLIFREY...

headline- 'doctor who sold ketamine to friends star matthew perry'

December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM

Palmer Eldritch

@palm3reldritch.bsky.social

Like being racist is the worst thing about the cunt.

December 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM

Palmer Eldritch

@palm3reldritch.bsky.social

"The Reform leader suggested he would boycott the BBC..."

December 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM

Palmer Eldritch

@palm3reldritch.bsky.social

News Justin- Police Terrorism Plan 'In Tatters'

headline- 'facial recognition could be used more widely by police under plans'

headline- 'giant purple dinosaur caught fly-tipping on cctv.

December 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM

Palmer Eldritch

@palm3reldritch.bsky.social

News Justin- GBNews Denies 'Weaponising' Terry's Chocolate Oranges In Run-Up To Christmas

shitline- 'gbnews forced to pull segment and pay damages after smearing major muslim charity'

December 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM

Palmer Eldritch

@palm3reldritch.bsky.social

News Justin- Crazed Celebrity Dragged Murder Victim Into Small Car

daily express shitline- 'holly willoughby knocked over scooter rider and broke his neck in £25k mini'

December 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM

Palmer Eldritch

@palm3reldritch.bsky.social

'What we are seeing presently are rehearsals disguised as incidents.'

#TIL Ireland has a navy...

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...

Ukraine war briefing: drones reportedly spotted near Zelenskyy flight path on Dublin trip

Irish navy ship spotted suspicious drones near the flight path of Zelenskyy’s aircraft as he landed on Monday in Ireland, local media reported. What we know on day 1,3811

www.theguardian.com

December 5, 2025 at 10:46 AM

Palmer Eldritch

@palm3reldritch.bsky.social

"I know, Damon- why don't we just rip off @theresidents.bsky.social ?"

6music @6music.bsky.social · 11h

“The God Of Lying” by Gorillaz & IDLES #nowplaying #6music

December 5, 2025 at 10:37 AM

Reposted by Palmer Eldritch

Frenchbloke

@darkoutside.co.uk

it's Bandcamp Friday
make an artist's day by buying their album.
Or buy an album for someone you know, like Christmas but 20 days early.
Not sure what to listen to ? You can try the random selector and see if anything that pops up takes your fancy
random-album.com

Random album from Bandcamp

random-album.com

December 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM

Palmer Eldritch

@palm3reldritch.bsky.social

Who's the fastest out of the club with excuses?

'(We Wish You) A Protein Christmas,' 2003

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong #ReformMyArse
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Farage turns on broadcasters over racism allegations as number of claims hits 28

Reform leader suggests he would boycott BBC, saying he has had letter from Dulwich pupils defending him

www.theguardian.com

December 5, 2025 at 10:30 AM

Palmer Eldritch

@palm3reldritch.bsky.social

News Justin- US Confirms Russian Sanctions Working As Intended

bbc headline- putin says russia ready to supply 'uninterrupted' fuel to india despite objection from trump

December 5, 2025 at 10:25 AM

Palmer Eldritch

@palm3reldritch.bsky.social

They built the world as we know it- all the systems you traverse. Rode slipshod over all dumb shits.

'Kurious Oranj,' I Am Kurious Oranj, 1988

#FallFriday #BandCampFriday #NewsOrFallSong

houseofall.bandcamp.com/album/inklings

front cover of house of all album 'inklings'

December 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM

Palmer Eldritch

@palm3reldritch.bsky.social

It's #FallFriday . It's #BandCampFriday . Why not combine the two, as I have just apparently done, over here - houseofall.bandcamp.com/album/inklings

(Also contains bonus Philip K Dick / William Shakespeare)

Inklings, by HOUSE Of ALL

14 track album

houseofall.bandcamp.com

December 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM

Palmer Eldritch

@palm3reldritch.bsky.social

Their guest is a Euro-State magnate. Corporate-u-lent.

'Kicker Conspiracy,' 1983

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong

ProdnoseAsWas @lordshortcake.bsky.social · 12h

The World Cup Draw starts at 5pm today. Reading reports, I'd tune in at about 8.45 to see if they're getting anywhere near doing it.

December 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM

Reposted by Palmer Eldritch

8bitnorthxstitch

@8bitnorthxstitch.bsky.social

Manchester Music Part 1 cards. They’re all there- A Guy Called Gerald, The Fall, Frank Sidebottom, Jane Weaver, John Cooper Clarke, Cleopatra (yes, I know, I know, the word Manchester is doing dome heavy lifting-big up to the Salford Massive ✊) www.etsy.com/shop/8bitnorthxstitch

December 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM

Palmer Eldritch

@palm3reldritch.bsky.social

He is British. He is worm.

'(Birtwistle’s) Girl In Shop,' 2003

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Farage denies crypto billionaire wants anything in return for £9m donation to Reform

The Reform UK leader promoted the cryptocurrency company which Christopher Harborne holds shares in – one month after receiving a record donation for the party

www.independent.co.uk

December 5, 2025 at 9:03 AM

Palmer Eldritch

@palm3reldritch.bsky.social

He defines the cause for injuries. He employs any chances to his own advantage. What does not kill him, makes him longer, stronger, and a pussy.

'(Birtwistle’s) Girl In Shop,' 2003

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/voters...

Voters Are More Likely To See Reform UK As 'Pro-Russia' Than 'Anti-Russia'

A new YouGov poll delivers a result which will be a blow to Nigel Farage.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

December 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM

Palmer Eldritch

@palm3reldritch.bsky.social

And a kid with the biggest dick ever you've seen

'(Birtwistle’s) Girl In Shop,' 2003

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong

Buck Frexit @beany.bsky.social · 13h

When you start talking about yourself in the third person you’re a twat. But when you were already a twat and you start doing it, I don’t even know what to call you anymore.