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Palmer Eldritch
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Hello, fellow attention-seeking bullshit-seeking bullshitters.
Oh... my... GALLIFREY...
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Like being racist is the worst thing about the cunt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
"The Reform leader suggested he would boycott the BBC..."
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
News Justin- Police Terrorism Plan 'In Tatters'
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
News Justin- GBNews Denies 'Weaponising' Terry's Chocolate Oranges In Run-Up To Christmas
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
News Justin- Crazed Celebrity Dragged Murder Victim Into Small Car
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
'What we are seeing presently are rehearsals disguised as incidents.'

#TIL Ireland has a navy...

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
Ukraine war briefing: drones reportedly spotted near Zelenskyy flight path on Dublin trip
Irish navy ship spotted suspicious drones near the flight path of Zelenskyy’s aircraft as he landed on Monday in Ireland, local media reported. What we know on day 1,3811
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I know, Damon- why don't we just rip off @theresidents.bsky.social ?"
“The God Of Lying” by Gorillaz & IDLES #nowplaying #6music
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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it's Bandcamp Friday
make an artist's day by buying their album.
Or buy an album for someone you know, like Christmas but 20 days early.
Not sure what to listen to ? You can try the random selector and see if anything that pops up takes your fancy
random-album.com
Random album from Bandcamp
Random album from Bandcamp
random-album.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Who's the fastest out of the club with excuses?

'(We Wish You) A Protein Christmas,' 2003

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong #ReformMyArse
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Farage turns on broadcasters over racism allegations as number of claims hits 28
Reform leader suggests he would boycott BBC, saying he has had letter from Dulwich pupils defending him
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 AM
News Justin- US Confirms Russian Sanctions Working As Intended
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 AM
They built the world as we know it- all the systems you traverse. Rode slipshod over all dumb shits.

'Kurious Oranj,' I Am Kurious Oranj, 1988

#FallFriday #BandCampFriday #NewsOrFallSong

houseofall.bandcamp.com/album/inklings
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
It's #FallFriday . It's #BandCampFriday . Why not combine the two, as I have just apparently done, over here - houseofall.bandcamp.com/album/inklings

(Also contains bonus Philip K Dick / William Shakespeare)
Inklings, by HOUSE Of ALL
14 track album
houseofall.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Their guest is a Euro-State magnate. Corporate-u-lent.

'Kicker Conspiracy,' 1983

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
The World Cup Draw starts at 5pm today. Reading reports, I'd tune in at about 8.45 to see if they're getting anywhere near doing it.
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Manchester Music Part 1 cards. They’re all there- A Guy Called Gerald, The Fall, Frank Sidebottom, Jane Weaver, John Cooper Clarke, Cleopatra (yes, I know, I know, the word Manchester is doing dome heavy lifting-big up to the Salford Massive ✊) www.etsy.com/shop/8bitnorthxstitch
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
He defines the cause for injuries. He employs any chances to his own advantage. What does not kill him, makes him longer, stronger, and a pussy.

'(Birtwistle’s) Girl In Shop,' 2003

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/voters...
Voters Are More Likely To See Reform UK As 'Pro-Russia' Than 'Anti-Russia'
A new YouGov poll delivers a result which will be a blow to Nigel Farage.
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
And a kid with the biggest dick ever you've seen

'(Birtwistle’s) Girl In Shop,' 2003

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
When you start talking about yourself in the third person you’re a twat. But when you were already a twat and you start doing it, I don’t even know what to call you anymore.
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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These days you can't even use a Burroughsian cut-up without being mocked.
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Job interview
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Anyone who believes the BBC would refund anything deserves everything they get.
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 9:40 AM
#WhichPKDStoryAreWeInToday

'Second Variety,' 1953
Always important to remember that this is because these robots are "faking" being human

Theyre actually capable of way more and way weirder stuff
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
#WhichPKDStoryAreWeInToday

'We Can Build You,' 1972
Figure 03 running
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM