I'd look that tired if I tried to run, as well.

And that's why people like you don't win sport ball peace prizes.

How appropriate that it should look like rotting brass neck.

It looks like the planet holding its head in its hands.

She's never that old.

And the new Morse: Thelma & Lewis.

Imagine my disappointment when I discovered 'Notting Hill' was not a Folk-Horror film about rope-obsessed sailors on the Wrekin.

Does the cough last one night or do you?

“And then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will yes.”

Lock him up!

'Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves, and their religion is worthless.' James 1:26

My favourite is him saying he, 'never directly racially abused anybody' whilst at school. A lie, of course, but also the fact he chose that as his defence- that his racial abuse was indirect, sly, calculated. The man is an evil parasite and should be nowhere near government.

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