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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 4h

Gold or orange is fine, though. Right?

Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 4h

a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .

ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .

media.tenor.com

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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 4h

AI has been Clippy from the start.

Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 6h

JLC? JFC, more like.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 7h

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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 7h

Thoughts and prayers and cha-cha-cha.

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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 7h

Hmm. I think you might be onto something with that. Bagpuss instead of Brucie. Madeleine the rag doll instead of Shirl. Zippy instead of Anton. Soo instead of Motsi. Hartley Hare instead of Craig. The horror. The horror.

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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 11h

Such juxtaposition, @bsky.app

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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 12h

I think @remembrancewatch.bsky.social is going to have to go some to beat this big display including 2 life-sized crocheted soldiers and a purple poppy dog.
harboroughfm.co.uk/harborough-m...

Harborough Market Showcases Stunning Poppy Appeal Display

A stunning handmade display has been unveiled at Harborough Market to mark this year’s Poppy Appeal. It includes two life-sized soldiers made from hundreds of crocheted and knitted squares and more t...

harboroughfm.co.uk

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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 13h

Epstein Island has a lot of free space, apparently.

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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 14h

It’s a godawful ball of hair…

James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 15h

Missed opportunity to have an eyebrow bar called David Browie

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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 15h

'The meme has been deemed to be part of a wider online "brain rot" phenomenon.'

Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 16h

Poland was 'nearly as rich as the UK' a couple of days ago. I wish they'd make up their minds.

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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 16h

Always said that Covid was down to people not playing a brass band instrument.

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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 17h

Television Personalities!

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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 18h

After playing this, does @laurenlaverne.bsky.social have the nerve to segue into The Fall's 'Blindness?'

6music @6music.bsky.social · 18h

“Witness (1 Hope)” by Roots Manuva #nowplaying #6music

Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 18h

You don't have to be an American brand

'Totally Wired,' 1980

#ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 1d

Well, well, well...

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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 18h

You were looking for a jobbie and now you've found a jobbie.

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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 19h

Strong start, @laurenlaverne.bsky.social . My heart and I agree...

6music @6music.bsky.social · 19h

“Totally Wired” by The Fall #nowplaying #6music

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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 19h

Your taste for bullshit reveals a lust for a form of office

'The Classical,' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982

#ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nigel-...

Nigel Farage Has Once Again Blamed The West For Putin's Invasion Of Ukraine

Although he has conceded that the Russian president is "a bad dude".

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 19h

Good man, lend a hand. Help me clear this mess. Give me back the law it took from my life.

'Squid Law,' Seminal Live, 1989

#ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...

‘The police weren’t interested’: what’s driving the rise in private prosecutions?

The long read: As the police and courts continue to struggle with the legacy of austerity, many people are seeking alternative routes to justice – but it could be making matters worse

www.theguardian.com

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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 20h

Hoping one day a door will be ajar

'Dr. Bucks’ Letter,' The Unutterable, 2000

#ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong

www.globalbankingandfinance.com/britain-poli...

Reform UK leader Farage says crypto donations have begun

By Phoebe Seers LONDON (Reuters) -British populist party Reform UK's leader Nigel Farage told Reuters on Wednesday the party had begun receiving crypto donations, but denied it was copying U.S.

www.globalbankingandfinance.com

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The Paul McCartney Project @the-paulmccartney-project.com · 1d

🤔🤔🤔 (from Daily Mirror - Dec 19, 1964)

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Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 1d

I've had worse photos.

Palmer Eldritch @palm3reldritch.bsky.social · 1d

#GreatNameForABand

Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 1d

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

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