max
@paperpenguin.bsky.social
I’m watching heated rivalry
December 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I’m watching heated rivalry
Have you guys heard about live music
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Have you guys heard about live music
Just came around a corner and there were a ton of pigeons sitting there. Hell yes.
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just came around a corner and there were a ton of pigeons sitting there. Hell yes.
One of the great blessings of our era surely is the ubiquitousness of toddlers wearing hoods with bear ears on them
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
One of the great blessings of our era surely is the ubiquitousness of toddlers wearing hoods with bear ears on them
Any time I’m on a walk and slightly slow down to take off my jacket or text someone or take a picture of a goose a part of me is like “so this is how I die on The Long Walk”
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Any time I’m on a walk and slightly slow down to take off my jacket or text someone or take a picture of a goose a part of me is like “so this is how I die on The Long Walk”
Literally what could be better than getting off an airplane and seeing an Airport Mouse
January 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Literally what could be better than getting off an airplane and seeing an Airport Mouse
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Crisis core is a bad game [which I am playing again] but the feral part of me loves that Zack becomes antagonistic friends with beloved child tiny Yuffie
November 20, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Crisis core is a bad game [which I am playing again] but the feral part of me loves that Zack becomes antagonistic friends with beloved child tiny Yuffie
I don’t think it’s right that if I do no yoga for ten months that when I finally do and do a ragdoll situation everything in my back does a noise like train tracks being switched. I don’t want to pay for my crimes
November 17, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I don’t think it’s right that if I do no yoga for ten months that when I finally do and do a ragdoll situation everything in my back does a noise like train tracks being switched. I don’t want to pay for my crimes
Every final fantasy playlist includes aerith’s theme and that’s fine. My girl! MY GIRL 😭
November 15, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Every final fantasy playlist includes aerith’s theme and that’s fine. My girl! MY GIRL 😭
Oooohhhh it’s a bad old world
November 15, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Oooohhhh it’s a bad old world
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Finding all your old Twitter follows here is very fun, like it's Final Fantasy 6 and you have to go around getting your friends back together because the old world got destroyed by a sociopath with bad jokes
April 28, 2023 at 5:32 PM
Finding all your old Twitter follows here is very fun, like it's Final Fantasy 6 and you have to go around getting your friends back together because the old world got destroyed by a sociopath with bad jokes
Every day I wake up and happily read my new email from photobucket which has been threatening to delete my account with increasing distress for at least six months
February 27, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Every day I wake up and happily read my new email from photobucket which has been threatening to delete my account with increasing distress for at least six months
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its been a while since making a new apparel item made me kind of nervous haha!! i hope people like the cloaks 🥺
January 25, 2024 at 12:45 AM
its been a while since making a new apparel item made me kind of nervous haha!! i hope people like the cloaks 🥺
Bluski bluski how I neglect you. I watched Barbie and i thought it was boring. It had the exact same number of jokes that were in the trailer except they were all three minutes long, which is too long for one joke. (Also it was thematically empty) that’s my take for today
January 17, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Bluski bluski how I neglect you. I watched Barbie and i thought it was boring. It had the exact same number of jokes that were in the trailer except they were all three minutes long, which is too long for one joke. (Also it was thematically empty) that’s my take for today
Good morning to the old man at the coffee shop who ordered his coffee in an oatmeal container so he could dip his croissant in it
October 9, 2023 at 12:46 PM
Good morning to the old man at the coffee shop who ordered his coffee in an oatmeal container so he could dip his croissant in it
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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
September 29, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Good morning from Starbucks where the baristas are discussing parallels between Taylor swift and Sylvia Plath
September 25, 2023 at 12:35 PM
Good morning from Starbucks where the baristas are discussing parallels between Taylor swift and Sylvia Plath
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nothing like rereading your own fanfiction like "wow this slaps, it's like it was written by someone who knows exactly what i was looking for in a fic"
September 13, 2023 at 1:36 PM
nothing like rereading your own fanfiction like "wow this slaps, it's like it was written by someone who knows exactly what i was looking for in a fic"
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the only ADHD advice that anyone needs is: don't sit down, never sit down, sitting down is what gets you
September 13, 2023 at 10:16 AM
the only ADHD advice that anyone needs is: don't sit down, never sit down, sitting down is what gets you
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CVS is now taking appointments for updated COVID boosters! You can schedule your shot starting Monday, September 18.
Please please please get your booster, and tell your loved ones too!
Please please please get your booster, and tell your loved ones too!
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September 12, 2023 at 1:56 AM
CVS is now taking appointments for updated COVID boosters! You can schedule your shot starting Monday, September 18.
Please please please get your booster, and tell your loved ones too!
Please please please get your booster, and tell your loved ones too!
Someone for real just brought an entire desk onto my bus
September 12, 2023 at 10:28 PM
Someone for real just brought an entire desk onto my bus