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paradisetofu.bsky.social
jeez aight calm down. first off, the thing everyone thought was a red pikmin in the original was shown to be a block being pushed by a pikmin, but also. they never apologized for uploading the wrong version, and the original is currently still the only version on youtube
paradisetofu.bsky.social
im tempted to say it was intentional tbh, given pikmin are said to be invisible to humans. one version shows us what they see and makes it a bit of a mystery as to whats actually happening, while the other shows us how the pikmin fit into place
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paradisetofu.bsky.social
ok im not sure exactly how seriously youve suggested this but thats a really funny idea, that they somehow made it entirely thru the rendering and editing without ever realizing the pikmin werent unhidden lmao
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galegalligan.bsky.social
i am still sitting in horror at the idea that zelda williams had to go online and ask a bunch of strangers not to send fake videos of her dead dad. what the FUCK
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paradisetofu.bsky.social
this is the first video game developer with a sense of humor
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ciil.bsky.social
1am delirious motivational comic from moi #comic
comic of seal being self conscious abt sucking but evil ominous aggro positive seal screams at her that actually its cooler to try and flop than not try and not flop. seal screams AT LEAST I DID IT BROOOO
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lizc3d.bsky.social
bluesky devs wanting to make twitter-reddit linkedin but getting mad about getting e621 and deviantart instead will never stop being funny to me shoutout unmarketable queers and kink artists keep doing good work
paradisetofu.bsky.social
shouldve been short round melody and tall twig liz (i mean obv you draw what you want, me saying thats how it "shouldve" been is an exaggeration lol)
paradisetofu.bsky.social
in the snes version he just eats them outright. and i think thats still the case when youre playing as mario in the gba game, but yoshis behavior changes when playing as luigi, and im not too sure how they behave with him
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ohfivepro.bsky.social
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

The Hudson bee in a cowboy hat still exists & is still good after all these years

You can look at him in the image below👇
The Hudson bee mascot wearing a cowboy hat. Bees cannot wear hats but this guy does not care. He is making it work
paradisetofu.bsky.social
yoshi was actually only unable to eat the dolphins in the overseas version of the snes original, so the fact that he can in the gba version is technically the intended behavior. isnt that strange
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trungles.com
Ah so maybe the “depictions of fictional violence is the same as real violence” people and “ChatGPT should have personhood” people are maybe the same type of people
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.
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darkchibishadow.bsky.social
If these ID laws stay in place across America we will see more identity theft then ever before. It could genuinely become a type of financial epidemic. If you're in a state with these laws: PLEASE GOD email your reps about the recent Discord hack and ask them how they plan to protect you.
paradisetofu.bsky.social
this is a show thatd play in the smiling friends hq office
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paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
here's a reminder that discord has adopted a new arbitration policy, which means you have under 30 days to opt out of it
Opt-out. You can decline this Agreement to Arbitrate-and no other provision of these terms-by emailing an opt-out notice to arbitration-opt-out@discord.com within 30 days of September 29, 2025 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate Disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate, Discord also will not be bound by it and there shall be no arbitration agreement existing between you and Discord, whether under these or prior arbitration provisions. If you opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate, you may exercise your right to a trial by jury or judge, as permitted by applicable law, but any prior existing agreement to arbitrate Disputes will not apply to claims not yet filed. If you opt out of the Agreement to Arbitrate, you will not be opting out of any other provision of these terms and you agree to be bound by all other provisions of these terms, which shall remain in effect as allowable by law
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oniunderscoremaru.bsky.social
who would’ve seen this fucking coming with id age verification n shit

verifying your age with your government id is just asking for trouble
i’d rather have the internet shut down entirely than sell my identity to a company with risks of it getting leaked
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voxandra.gay
I cannot stress that we need to push back against these age verification stuff. For example I won't do it on VRChat for reasons like this, I've just accepted I can't join age verified required club worlds because the risks are far too great no matter how diligent VRChat's efforts can be