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"Nobody seems to have the cilantro gene in Mexico" yeah because they genetically selected away from it. Because it's a weakness
December 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"Nobody seems to have the cilantro gene in Mexico" yeah because they genetically selected away from it. Because it's a weakness
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
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it's some kind of journalistic malpractice to tell people an areon going for 30% off of $1600 is a meaningful "discount". you're supposed to get one from a shady facebook marketplace guy for $150 at most
Early Black Friday discounts—and a flash sale—help bring down the price of the iconic Herman Miller Aeron. www.wired.com/story/black-...
Herman Miller's Iconic Aeron and Embody Office Chairs Are on Sale Right Now
Early Black Friday discounts—and a flash sale—help bring down the price of the iconic Herman Miller Aeron.
www.wired.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
it's some kind of journalistic malpractice to tell people an areon going for 30% off of $1600 is a meaningful "discount". you're supposed to get one from a shady facebook marketplace guy for $150 at most
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my distant ancestors may have been way better than me at foraging, farming, hunting, and general survival but i bet i'd mog them at remembering 6 digit authentication codes
October 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
my distant ancestors may have been way better than me at foraging, farming, hunting, and general survival but i bet i'd mog them at remembering 6 digit authentication codes
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republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
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This postseason rocks. Dodgers are Mr. Magooing their way through opponents while the Mariners and Blue Jays are knocking each others teeth out
October 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
This postseason rocks. Dodgers are Mr. Magooing their way through opponents while the Mariners and Blue Jays are knocking each others teeth out
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the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions
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will rotate any country's sandwiches for citizenship
October 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
will rotate any country's sandwiches for citizenship
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IMO many Americans don't even buy guns for personal protection or to defend themselves against a tyrannical government. They simply have a shopping addiction
August 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
IMO many Americans don't even buy guns for personal protection or to defend themselves against a tyrannical government. They simply have a shopping addiction
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Kershaw unintentionally joined the wave 😂
(via @MLB)
(via @MLB)
June 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Kershaw unintentionally joined the wave 😂
(via @MLB)
(via @MLB)
These nosebleed seats are really cheap.
June 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
These nosebleed seats are really cheap.
There is always an origin story.
June 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
There is always an origin story.
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www.newyorker.com/books/under-... the year is 1977 and you are Edward Gierek, First Secretary of the Polish United Worker's Party. it is the morning after the concert and you are still in a daze. It is your duty to share the anti-capitalist anthem "money, money, money" with the workers of the world
June 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
www.newyorker.com/books/under-... the year is 1977 and you are Edward Gierek, First Secretary of the Polish United Worker's Party. it is the morning after the concert and you are still in a daze. It is your duty to share the anti-capitalist anthem "money, money, money" with the workers of the world
It's funny people saying "Definitely photoshopped" on an AI image. Like good for them spotting something fake but also bad that it's not technically correct.
June 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
It's funny people saying "Definitely photoshopped" on an AI image. Like good for them spotting something fake but also bad that it's not technically correct.
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Someone brought a stuffed Emu to the Brewers game.
June 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Someone brought a stuffed Emu to the Brewers game.
Grapefruit
June 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Grapefruit
Little Alex Horne
May 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Little Alex Horne
If you ever feel lonely go to an art museum. The docents will watch your every move. Then you can ask them what their favorite painting is.
May 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
If you ever feel lonely go to an art museum. The docents will watch your every move. Then you can ask them what their favorite painting is.
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Found a guy wearing just a T-shirt to the ballpark in 1956.
May 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Found a guy wearing just a T-shirt to the ballpark in 1956.
The conclave is just an excuse to hang out with the boys.
May 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The conclave is just an excuse to hang out with the boys.
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The Baltimore Kinetic Sculpture Race, a psychedelic Mardi Gras-style triathlon, drew thousands on Saturday to watch wacky, human-powered contraptions tackle obstacles over a 15-mile course with uphill climbs, sand, mud and a plunge into the city harbor.
A Fantastical Parade of Mobile Sculptures Races Through Baltimore
The Baltimore Kinetic Sculpture Race attracts thousands of onlookers to its triathlon of wacky human-powered contraptions
www.nytimes.com
May 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The Baltimore Kinetic Sculpture Race, a psychedelic Mardi Gras-style triathlon, drew thousands on Saturday to watch wacky, human-powered contraptions tackle obstacles over a 15-mile course with uphill climbs, sand, mud and a plunge into the city harbor.
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I probably would have used a nine iron there myself
May 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I probably would have used a nine iron there myself