Schmatrick Schmelaney
@patdel.bsky.social
Minneapolis. Clearly a shit poster past his prime such as myself is very cool and wise and deserves a ton of respect and deference. This is a parody account. All posts are non-actionable parody.
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For those of you not in Minneapolis/St. Paul- our businesses are hurting. Employees are afraid to go to work, patrons afraid to patronize businesses. Please find businesses and donate if you can. Areas affected most: East Lake Street in Minneapolis, West Side of St. Paul, Midway in St. Paul
January 12, 2026 at 1:01 PM
For those of you not in Minneapolis/St. Paul- our businesses are hurting. Employees are afraid to go to work, patrons afraid to patronize businesses. Please find businesses and donate if you can. Areas affected most: East Lake Street in Minneapolis, West Side of St. Paul, Midway in St. Paul
I remember going to the dentist after 9-11-2001, probably a couple weeks later and they had me sign all these Patriot Act papers and thinking…well that’s…very fascist and doesn’t bode well for the distant future. And here we are in that distant future! Ain’t that something.
January 12, 2026 at 12:56 PM
I remember going to the dentist after 9-11-2001, probably a couple weeks later and they had me sign all these Patriot Act papers and thinking…well that’s…very fascist and doesn’t bode well for the distant future. And here we are in that distant future! Ain’t that something.
Did you hear that other people in Minneapolis? He wore a pin! Wow give this man an award. What a hero. Man were so lucky he wore a barely visible pin that no one recognized and went back to sleep in his mansion wow, just like the RR people thanks Mark Ruffles Chips.
Mark Ruffalo donned an anti-ICE pin at the #GoldenGlobes in tribute to Renee Good, who was shot and killed by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer this week in Minneapolis. The black-and-white pin read “BE GOOD."
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January 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Did you hear that other people in Minneapolis? He wore a pin! Wow give this man an award. What a hero. Man were so lucky he wore a barely visible pin that no one recognized and went back to sleep in his mansion wow, just like the RR people thanks Mark Ruffles Chips.
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I would like to also say that the loss of renee good is painful. Im in Minneapolis. She deserved life and so did the 30+ other known murders.
Abolish Ice
Justice For Renee Good
These would be far more preferential to " be good"
Abolish Ice
Justice For Renee Good
These would be far more preferential to " be good"
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I would like to also say that the loss of renee good is painful. Im in Minneapolis. She deserved life and so did the 30+ other known murders.
Abolish Ice
Justice For Renee Good
These would be far more preferential to " be good"
Abolish Ice
Justice For Renee Good
These would be far more preferential to " be good"
You know you have made it when vice news assholes start doing trauma porn documentaries about your situation.
Watch: Prem Goes on a Ride-Along with Minneapolis Residents Fighting Trump’s ICE Invasion
open.substack.com/pub/zeteo/p/...
open.substack.com/pub/zeteo/p/...
Watch: Prem Goes on a Ride-Along with Minneapolis Residents Fighting Trump’s ICE Invasion
Zeteo travels with Minnesotans working to protect their neighbors as Trump sends violent immigration agents door-to-door.
open.substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:38 AM
You know you have made it when vice news assholes start doing trauma porn documentaries about your situation.
Love the thought of all of this irreparable damage happening in my home city day after day, meanwhile in some random spot in the Sonora desert there’s just this back and forth rusty creek noise of a broken door off its hinge blowing in the wind, literally no one even approaching it.
Hey Mexico, the Border is wide open. The
@ICEgov
agents are kicking doors in, in Minneapolis, MN to harass a blue city and state. Those agents have left the border wide open.
@ICEgov
agents are kicking doors in, in Minneapolis, MN to harass a blue city and state. Those agents have left the border wide open.
January 12, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Love the thought of all of this irreparable damage happening in my home city day after day, meanwhile in some random spot in the Sonora desert there’s just this back and forth rusty creek noise of a broken door off its hinge blowing in the wind, literally no one even approaching it.
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As a Minneapolis resident, I have never felt less safe.
January 12, 2026 at 4:03 AM
As a Minneapolis resident, I have never felt less safe.
Shields up at Walgreens in Minneapolis…why? “For ICE so they can’t see in and in case there’s a riot.”
January 11, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Shields up at Walgreens in Minneapolis…why? “For ICE so they can’t see in and in case there’s a riot.”
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It may not be working to change popular opinion but I got a tell you, if you lived in Minneapolis right now it sure feels like we're being assaulted by the federal government and no one is here to help the citizens out and I mean no one.
January 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
It may not be working to change popular opinion but I got a tell you, if you lived in Minneapolis right now it sure feels like we're being assaulted by the federal government and no one is here to help the citizens out and I mean no one.
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I hate mentioning political news and I'll never turn my account into a propaganda machine, but I live in the Minneapolis area and the shit happening here is mad stupid. I have to wonder if people in other countries see the USA as a third world country because of this kind of nonsense. I hate this
January 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I hate mentioning political news and I'll never turn my account into a propaganda machine, but I live in the Minneapolis area and the shit happening here is mad stupid. I have to wonder if people in other countries see the USA as a third world country because of this kind of nonsense. I hate this
“There are more ICE agents in the TC than in Minneapolis and St. Paul combined…let that sink in.”. Yeah because we fucking voted against a public safety department in 2021 56% to 43% in a referendum. We were hoodwinked and there was a massive propaganda campaign. You let THAT sink in.
January 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
“There are more ICE agents in the TC than in Minneapolis and St. Paul combined…let that sink in.”. Yeah because we fucking voted against a public safety department in 2021 56% to 43% in a referendum. We were hoodwinked and there was a massive propaganda campaign. You let THAT sink in.
World to Minneapolis right now
January 10, 2026 at 11:09 AM
World to Minneapolis right now
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Honestly, same with rupar saying freeway exit ramps were blocked. Freeways would have been at a standstill and they just weren't.
January 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Honestly, same with rupar saying freeway exit ramps were blocked. Freeways would have been at a standstill and they just weren't.
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I just called Hennepin County dispatch and she said my call was the first she’s heard about it. It seems highly unlikely that if they were doing this on Hwy 36 or the 35W 94th St ramp in Bloomington that Hennepin County would know nothing of it.
This is the weirdest thing.
This is the weirdest thing.
January 10, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I just called Hennepin County dispatch and she said my call was the first she’s heard about it. It seems highly unlikely that if they were doing this on Hwy 36 or the 35W 94th St ramp in Bloomington that Hennepin County would know nothing of it.
This is the weirdest thing.
This is the weirdest thing.
Had there been a checkpoint on a highway such as 35W bottlenecking hundreds cars per minute to one lane there would have been literally 10000 videos of the event floating around instantly. If it happens we will know.
January 10, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Had there been a checkpoint on a highway such as 35W bottlenecking hundreds cars per minute to one lane there would have been literally 10000 videos of the event floating around instantly. If it happens we will know.
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is that describing a checkpoint though with ALL cars pulled over, or just multiple cars that happened to be pulled over who very well all could be pulled over for following feds? it's not clear, and i am disinclined to believe it just for the "evacuated" line on top of it. that's dramatic
January 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
is that describing a checkpoint though with ALL cars pulled over, or just multiple cars that happened to be pulled over who very well all could be pulled over for following feds? it's not clear, and i am disinclined to believe it just for the "evacuated" line on top of it. that's dramatic
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The videos of ICE harassing drivers at the cell phone waiting lots on Post Road next to MSP airport could have easily morphed into the freeway checkpoint rumors
January 10, 2026 at 10:05 AM
The videos of ICE harassing drivers at the cell phone waiting lots on Post Road next to MSP airport could have easily morphed into the freeway checkpoint rumors
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I think one exit off MN 55 to the Whipple Building was closed.
January 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I think one exit off MN 55 to the Whipple Building was closed.
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He didn't say ramps were blocked. He said his wife was reporting a lot of cops pulling people over. Is that anything? Who knows? But it's not the same as the false reports of freeway checkpoints.
January 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
He didn't say ramps were blocked. He said his wife was reporting a lot of cops pulling people over. Is that anything? Who knows? But it's not the same as the false reports of freeway checkpoints.
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I saw cars stopped on the side of the road, flashing lights and lanes closed but I think that's more an ice problem than an ICE problem.
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I saw cars stopped on the side of the road, flashing lights and lanes closed but I think that's more an ice problem than an ICE problem.
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MPD reports directly to Mayor Frey
The Minneapolis Police Department has declared tonight’s protest outside a downtown hotel an unlawful assembly, calling it a public nuisance, and ordered the crowd to disperse. bit.ly/3Yu1KW3
January 10, 2026 at 5:23 AM
MPD reports directly to Mayor Frey
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Left wing J6 being at a Hilton Hotel instead of US Capitol and evening on a Friday after work sounds thematically correct.
Protestors have gone inside the Hilton hotel ICE is staying at in downtown Minneapolis
January 10, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Left wing J6 being at a Hilton Hotel instead of US Capitol and evening on a Friday after work sounds thematically correct.
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This has been one of the toughest weeks in a long time.
Minneapolis is under siege again, like we were 5 years ago. Just this last summer, we had a political assassination.
It’s so much to deal with, so hard to know what to do that’s actually helpful.
Minneapolis is under siege again, like we were 5 years ago. Just this last summer, we had a political assassination.
It’s so much to deal with, so hard to know what to do that’s actually helpful.
January 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
This has been one of the toughest weeks in a long time.
Minneapolis is under siege again, like we were 5 years ago. Just this last summer, we had a political assassination.
It’s so much to deal with, so hard to know what to do that’s actually helpful.
Minneapolis is under siege again, like we were 5 years ago. Just this last summer, we had a political assassination.
It’s so much to deal with, so hard to know what to do that’s actually helpful.