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Brian Danger Hicks
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this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart

1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks

2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said
Ford worker who heckled Trump keeps job, 'no discipline' for incident
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Next year's halftime show is just NoFX's The Decline played in its entirety.
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Katherine Mangu-Ward in 2024: "The real answer here is, I actually do not think that Donald Trump is an existential threat to the United States."

Katherine Mangu-Ward in 2026:
Weird. I tried to warn libertarians about Trump
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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yes but that does not excuse their imperialism in kuwait, iraq, and afghanistan
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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Donald Trump has turned America into a violent fascist kleptocracy. But the NFL just forced some culturally unfamiliar music upon me. I have never felt more politically homeless.
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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does anyone else remember when the 2022 Super Bowl had so many crypto ads people were calling it the Crypto Bowl and then crypto just absolutely fucking tanked?

anyway
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Yes. Ring cameras are ICE cameras.
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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“Walden”, Henry David Thoreau, 1854
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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My weekend
January 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Politically ignorant person: "why isn't he on the streets with the people?"

Me, a seasoned observer: "you realize Jacob Frey can't be among the kind of local heroes who take to the streets against a lawless brutal police agency without getting booed mercilessly?"
February 8, 2026 at 9:50 PM
This did get me to look at the old 20-year plan SacRT had when I moved out there a little over 20 years ago. They did get the (single-track) extension to Folsom, and the Consumnes River College extension, but the green line to the airport is still just a stub that doesn't even cross the river.
February 8, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
“We cannot just abolish ICE!”

Bestie, you are older than ICE.
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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I love how half of Trump’s communications are all about what a shithole every large American city is and half is about how if you don’t love America, you’re a terrorist.
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Boring answer is that instead of using a press release template, they grabbed the last press release, deleted the text, and forgot to update the date field. Even with a conspiracy there's not really a reason to loop in Guy Who Writes Press Releases.
The release on Saturday, August 10th appears to have two differences. The date, and the addition of “of an apparent suicide” www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr...
February 8, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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Look, I'm not saying the pyramid was made by aliens, I'm just saying that they never before or since built anything else anywhere near that level. Bass Pro Shops just didn't have the resources to make it themselves.
February 8, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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In 1990, McDonald's ran a Happy Meal promotion that was apparently created by a smug, insufferable, time-traveling Bluesky poster from 2025!
July 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Look, I'm not saying the pyramid was made by aliens, I'm just saying that they never before or since built anything else anywhere near that level. Bass Pro Shops just didn't have the resources to make it themselves.
February 8, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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Saw a Bulwark guy say that anybody who thinks James Carville is a problematic figure can't win Texas and my only reaction is that I straight up don't know who that is
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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So Whipple roads get to be as blocked off as the Feds and HennCo sheriff want to protect evil, but Frey/MPD say neighbors don’t get to do partial blocks of roads at all to prevent evil. Cool.
February 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
To be fair, that's more than Jake Lang's pro-ICE march got
Guys guys I saw a picture of the Pro Billionaire March
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me

I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building

There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
February 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM