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Watching Wicked the film really validated my decision never to see Wicked the stage musical
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Watching Wicked the film really validated my decision never to see Wicked the stage musical
I was on gas and air just a few hours ago but this is way better
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I was on gas and air just a few hours ago but this is way better
The only solution for Bayern is for Harry Kane to drop one position deeper and go in goal
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The only solution for Bayern is for Harry Kane to drop one position deeper and go in goal
every team that beats Liverpool this season should blast “Night on Bald Mountain” by Mussorgsky at full time
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
every team that beats Liverpool this season should blast “Night on Bald Mountain” by Mussorgsky at full time
Neuer’s moustache has successfully changed him from Axis to Allies
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Neuer’s moustache has successfully changed him from Axis to Allies
My god I am STEAMING about del Toro’s Frankenstein, I’m trying not to pick fights on Letterboxd
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My god I am STEAMING about del Toro’s Frankenstein, I’m trying not to pick fights on Letterboxd
Right-wingers need to recognise that anti-Muslim scaremongering always makes it sound cool. Calling London “Londonistan”? Calling New York “New Mecca”? Sign me up 🕋
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Right-wingers need to recognise that anti-Muslim scaremongering always makes it sound cool. Calling London “Londonistan”? Calling New York “New Mecca”? Sign me up 🕋
Really appreciate Lily Allen making an album specifically for me, the person with no interest in her music but who loves gossip
November 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Really appreciate Lily Allen making an album specifically for me, the person with no interest in her music but who loves gossip
Sexy barrel leg ecru jeans?
October 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Sexy barrel leg ecru jeans?
Is it a good thing that every United long ball ends up with Gravenberch driving uncontested through midfield
October 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Is it a good thing that every United long ball ends up with Gravenberch driving uncontested through midfield
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my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
October 18, 2023 at 1:52 PM
my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
Fuck David Goggins, if it’s raining I’m not running
September 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Fuck David Goggins, if it’s raining I’m not running
Time to go outside and savour autumn’s bounty (unfollow Fabrizio Romano)
September 2, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Time to go outside and savour autumn’s bounty (unfollow Fabrizio Romano)
You’re all laughing at a man who is self-soothing using the only materials available to him. Sad
Some managers play chess. Some managers play checkers. Some managers play the fold-out tactics board during a biblical rainstorm whilst trailing a League Two team
August 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You’re all laughing at a man who is self-soothing using the only materials available to him. Sad
Depleted Bournemouth, Newcastle without Isak, Arsenal without Odegaard, Saka, and Havertz - Liverpool will simply never play a full strength team at this rate
August 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Depleted Bournemouth, Newcastle without Isak, Arsenal without Odegaard, Saka, and Havertz - Liverpool will simply never play a full strength team at this rate
Another great day on the internet. I don’t even know what this possibly could be referring to
August 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Another great day on the internet. I don’t even know what this possibly could be referring to
My wife was one of the organisers of the petition against transphobe John Boyne’s inclusion in the Polari Prize and I have never been prouder.
And now this lifetime bitch, who gleefully called himself “a proud TERF”, is whining about being bullied online? Sorry you’re getting smoked, bigot
And now this lifetime bitch, who gleefully called himself “a proud TERF”, is whining about being bullied online? Sorry you’re getting smoked, bigot
August 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My wife was one of the organisers of the petition against transphobe John Boyne’s inclusion in the Polari Prize and I have never been prouder.
And now this lifetime bitch, who gleefully called himself “a proud TERF”, is whining about being bullied online? Sorry you’re getting smoked, bigot
And now this lifetime bitch, who gleefully called himself “a proud TERF”, is whining about being bullied online? Sorry you’re getting smoked, bigot
So many stats guys apparently want not only to be right, but for EVERYONE to admit they were right. Guess what, old conservative English football blokes will always think you're annoying American nerds who don't understand the game. It doesn't matter. You won.
August 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
So many stats guys apparently want not only to be right, but for EVERYONE to admit they were right. Guess what, old conservative English football blokes will always think you're annoying American nerds who don't understand the game. It doesn't matter. You won.
When I move to the side as I walk down the pavement so as not to atomise an old woman coming the other way, that is emotional labour. When I’m nice to my daughters instead of treating them as more meat in the world’s abattoir, that is emotional labour. When I separate trash from recycling, that is e
July 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
When I move to the side as I walk down the pavement so as not to atomise an old woman coming the other way, that is emotional labour. When I’m nice to my daughters instead of treating them as more meat in the world’s abattoir, that is emotional labour. When I separate trash from recycling, that is e
I have made this point 100 TIMES.
"Every man should carry a knife" - no, brother, this is not The Edge (1997).
I do not need to slit the throat of a rival patriarch. I carry 4 hairbands for my daughters, hand sanitiser, and wet wipes.
"Every man should carry a knife" - no, brother, this is not The Edge (1997).
I do not need to slit the throat of a rival patriarch. I carry 4 hairbands for my daughters, hand sanitiser, and wet wipes.
obviously this is an especially cursed loadout, but the absolute ubiquity of pocketknife-as-male accessory is striking, even in relatively liberal spaces
"but maybe i need to open a package" come on. be honest with yourself
"but maybe i need to open a package" come on. be honest with yourself
losing my shit at this
July 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I have made this point 100 TIMES.
"Every man should carry a knife" - no, brother, this is not The Edge (1997).
I do not need to slit the throat of a rival patriarch. I carry 4 hairbands for my daughters, hand sanitiser, and wet wipes.
"Every man should carry a knife" - no, brother, this is not The Edge (1997).
I do not need to slit the throat of a rival patriarch. I carry 4 hairbands for my daughters, hand sanitiser, and wet wipes.
Have been avoiding posting about Palestine anywhere because I have nothing valuable to add but how are we meant to do anything when we know that our governments are just watching genocide happen. Just desperately hope there are Nuremberg trials for all these fucks one day (Starmer etc included)
July 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Have been avoiding posting about Palestine anywhere because I have nothing valuable to add but how are we meant to do anything when we know that our governments are just watching genocide happen. Just desperately hope there are Nuremberg trials for all these fucks one day (Starmer etc included)
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July 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hello, I am writing analytics-focused previews for every Premier League team with the absolute homies:
@moesquare.bsky.social
@cata-bush.bsky.social
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