Pats Vobiscum
@patrickdx.bsky.social
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Full-time dad, full-time(ish?) lawyer. Nothing I say is advice—unless it’s to go outside and touch grass.
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patrickdx.bsky.social
Pouring kerosene on the simmering conflict between Burgerville and Super Deluxe partisans. If they want a war in Portland, this is how it starts.
alexzee.bsky.social
Apropos of nothing, Sec. Kristi Noem is currently praying over Burgerville with Portland ICE officials.
A screenshot of a video of Noem praying at a conference table with other people wearing suits. Fast food bags and water bottles sit on the table.
patrickdx.bsky.social
Brb, got to remind a client NOT to mention their “genocide cabinet” during testimony.
gabrielmalor.bsky.social
4th Cir. holds it was no prejudicial error for jury to consider evidence of Nazi memorabilia possessed by a man accused of racially motivated assaults on a Mexican-American man and a black man, particularly after defendant mentioned his collection on the stand.

www.ca4.uscourts.gov/opinions/244...
This case, however, is about hate crimes, not hate speech. Violent physical assaults
are “not by any stretch of the imagination expressive conduct protected by the First
Amendment.” Wisconsin v. Mitchell, 508 U.S. 476, 484 (1993). And it is well established
that Congress may account for racially discriminatory motives when penalizing criminal
conduct, as it did in the hate crimes laws at issue here. See id. at 487–88 (upholding a law
that imposed enhanced penalties for crimes committed “because of” race). While Hudak
was entitled to possess despicable Nazi symbols, the jury was entitled to consider that fact
when deciding whether he assaulted J.D. and J.S. because of their race, color, and national
origin.
How much meaning to assign the Nazi memorabilia was ultimately a question of
weight, not admissibility. But we see no abuse of discretion in the district court’s
conclusion that Hudak “opened the door to it[],” regardless of whether it would initially
have been admissible. Birchette, 908 F.3d at 61.
patrickdx.bsky.social
But hast thou condemned Hamas in iambic pentameter?
patrickdx.bsky.social
For some reason I thought this was the one on Foster (Portland Mercado, I think). But yeah, you’re right. I blame it on the fog of war.
patrickdx.bsky.social
That’s not “tipping.” That’s the added cost of paying the smugglers sneaking in supplies!
patrickdx.bsky.social
And burger stands. But you can’t even get a normal burger anymore. They all say “smashed,” which I assume is due to war-related beef scarcity.
patrickdx.bsky.social
It’s a wartime economy here now. Can’t even get a fancy prix fixe dinner for two for less than $200. Wine is being rationed and must be purchased by the glass. Please send help (and fresh caviar).

#WarRavagedPortland
War ravaged Coquine. Once a fine-dining establishment now commandeered by ANTIFA’s officer corps as their canteen. Disrupted supply lines, ravaged by war, have caused caviar prices to spike.
patrickdx.bsky.social
That’s actually our neighbor’s cat who adopted us. She repays our hospitality by bringing us dead ICE drones (what the unenlightened masses refer to as “birds”).
patrickdx.bsky.social
The plan went to shot once they raised the Hawthorne Bridge, to allow a dinner boat cruise through, thereby delaying the flanking action.
patrickdx.bsky.social
It’s true though. Here in SE PDX, I wasn’t able to get into Screen Door for brunch because it was booked full of ANTIFA supersoldiers on lunch break before heading back to the front lines. 😢
patrickdx.bsky.social
True. But laughter is an excellent way to find the strength to get through the day. And mockery is a time-honored weapon against despots.
patrickdx.bsky.social
Refugee camps. Look at what we’ve been reduced to!

#WarRavagedPortland
War ravaged food carts with long lines of 2 people and refugees forced to sit and eat in the shade War ravaged food carts, invaded by plaid wearing ANTIFA spies
patrickdx.bsky.social
We will fight them on the beaches. We will fight them in the streets. We will brunch at Pine State Biscuits and Jam on Hawthorne and then fight them in the afternoon before the Timbers game.

#WarRavagedPortland
patrickdx.bsky.social
They’ll deploy the BiscuitShield™️, which also functions as brunch.
patrickdx.bsky.social
Thank you for your service 🫡
patrickdx.bsky.social
Way to ruin the surprise 😮
patrickdx.bsky.social
ANTIFA troop transport traversing the Willamette, loaded with the 69th ANTIFA marine battalion (the “Fighting Kropotkins”).

#WarRavagedPortland
Super suss, war ravaged cruise ship on the war ravaged Willamette
patrickdx.bsky.social
#WarRavagedPortland (photos by ANTIFA subcommandant Jeff VanderMeer)
patrickdx.bsky.social
This is so fucking delusional. Who could possibly look at this and this “this fellow possesses a sound mind”?
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Trump says he’s authorized Hegseth to use “Full Force” against Antifa in “War ravaged” Portland
At the request of Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, I am directing Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, to provide all necessary Troops to protect War ravaged Portland, and any of our ICE Facilities under siege from attack by Antifa, and other domestic terrorists. I am also authorizing Full Force, if necessary. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Political violence disproportionately hurts people with less power, not people with more power. Political violence will disproportionately hurt people of color and women and LGBTQ people. It’s not fair, but that’s the way it works. Celebrating political violence means at best indifference to that.
nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
Political violence is bad. It usually begets more political violence.

Celebrating political violence is bad. It usually encourages more political violence, against various targets.

Campus shootings are bad. They make everyone on campus less safe.

It's bad that what I wrote here is controversial.
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nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
Political violence is bad. It usually begets more political violence.

Celebrating political violence is bad. It usually encourages more political violence, against various targets.

Campus shootings are bad. They make everyone on campus less safe.

It's bad that what I wrote here is controversial.
patrickdx.bsky.social
At first I read this as “civil commitment to” (help) people who are homeless and I thought “that’s nice, but why would Todd Young pretend to care about them?” Glad I re-read it.