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lisp weenie
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Master Chief has always been college football coded
Bowl Season is great, man
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
[the grinch smiling like the joker] Do you want know how I got this dog?
December 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Welcome to Cold Brew & Consequences! My name is Brian Eno Jr and I’ll be your server. Today’s special is wheat toast with ghee for $55. What’s playing? Oh this is the instrumentals to Wu Tang’s CREAM.
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Google sold all of these useless chromebooks just to turn around and layoff everyone who works on chromebook
One Laptop Per Child, 10 years later: "we find no significant effects on academic performance but some evidence of negative effects on grade progression... computer access significantly improved students’ computer skills but not their cognitive skills" www.nber.org/papers/w34495
Laptops in the Long Run: Evidence from the One Laptop per Child Program in Rural Peru
Founded in 1920, the NBER is a private, non-profit, non-partisan organization dedicated to conducting economic research and to disseminating research findings among academics, public policy makers, an...
www.nber.org
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
With inter Miami’s win in the MLS cup Messi has completed soccer
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
We need verrit now more than ever
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Here's what that looked like. Tactical excellence.
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Fuck it we ball
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The evolution of coinbase
@katewagner.wehwalt.net No idea where this is, as I stole it off of Facebook, but I feel like you need to see this. It is indeed legit, apparently.
October 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The European mind can’t comprehend the workplace hosting a “Benefits aren’t one size fits all” seminar before open enrollment
October 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
We should leave AWS and form a federated anarchist web services collective
October 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once:

— Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— Against raising the minimum wage
— Buys foreign imports because they're cheap
October 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I say this with love, some of you are going to lose your life savings to a man who says you have parking tickets that can only be paid in Target gift cards
👀👀👀👀
October 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
beer league sepak takraw
October 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Consequences? For MY actions?? I don’t think so buddy
October 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Trump: “We should use some of the dangerous towns as training grounds for our militaries.”
September 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
AI slop is only bad because so many brains are fried and constantly thinking things like “Forget insulation, we had asbestos!” The slop just allows it to manifest as a video.
This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.
September 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"Officer Joseph Treacy was named in four lawsuits in the past six years that cost taxpayers $524,000 [..] he has not worked a single shift as a police officer since 2018, collecting more than $440,000 in disability payments through August 2025" news.wttw.com/2025/09/23/r...
Repeated Police Misconduct by 272 Officers Has Cost Chicago Taxpayers $295M Since 2019: Analysis
Chicago taxpayers paid $295 million between 2019 and 2024 to resolve lawsuits naming officers whose alleged misconduct led more than once to payouts, according to an analysis of city data by WTTW News...
news.wttw.com
September 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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chicago, irving park: ice spotted at home depot at addison/kimball
September 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
He’s also fully funded by wealthy individuals, although maybe Klein would argue that’s doing politics correctly as well
Ezra Klein is trying in this column to argue that Kirk was doing politics correctly if you just ignore the content of what he was advocating. That he was contributing to American democracy by arguing civilly for the subjugation of women, gay people, trans people. It simply doesn’t work.
I feel like I am taking crazy pills. Charlie Kirk’s ultimate goal, which he said time and time again, would have been the suppression, through threat of violence and the use of state power, of the rights of those he disagreed with, including freedom of expression.

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
September 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The framing here is beyond malpractice. Doha was the neutral third party site where talks with Israel were meant to take place. That’s why everyone was there.
September 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Saw this hat and I wanted to die www.tb4a.com/cdn/shop/pro...
September 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM