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Based on a true story…
Putting this on a t shirt 👕
⭐𝘈𝘴 𝘈𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘰𝘯 𝘈𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴, 𝘸𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘴⭐
January 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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January 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Well that was interesting and unexpected! Thanks
January 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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I missed every single one of your podcast episodes and it was on purpose
January 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Mood
January 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Why did we get the one apocalypse where everybody still gotta have a job
January 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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*seductively flips hair*

*chicken nugget flies out*
January 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
2024 Wouldn’t recommend
December 30, 2024 at 2:21 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🥳
December 2, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Is anything even real?
November 27, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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I’m stating to think the game is rigged, how could paper ever beat a rock.
November 22, 2024 at 5:01 AM
What restaurant chain are you convinced people are just pretending to enjoy?
November 20, 2024 at 12:39 PM
People don’t abandon people they love.

People abandon people they were using.

Read that again.
November 20, 2024 at 12:38 PM
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OMG IT'S THE #1 BANANA INFLUENCER ON BLUE SKY! 🍌
November 18, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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One day we were all on Twitter and then the next day we are all on here making skeets 😂😂😂
November 18, 2024 at 7:31 AM
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I like to make house guests uncomfortable by not clearing the unused time on my microwave
November 16, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Ummmm hello?
November 18, 2024 at 3:34 PM
If your boyfriend’s wife likes you is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Asking for a… friend ?
November 17, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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Good morning! The sky is Blue!
August 26, 2023 at 3:40 PM
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Is this football? 🏈
September 9, 2023 at 4:27 PM
How much of your income is from affiliate programs?
November 17, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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All that’s gonna be left on X is bots talking to each other 😂🤣
November 16, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Add me to a starter pack

Nothing creepy tho
November 17, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Did you put a banana in your ear today? 🍌
November 17, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Everyone on X
a man says very uninterested in that option in a pop ad
ALT: a man says very uninterested in that option in a pop ad
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 11:11 PM