Pat Woods
@patwoods.bsky.social
Delco dad who way more clever than you’re willing to admit.
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I know you don’t pick these images, @wxpnfm.bsky.social , but maybe you could vet them better or just block something like this because this ifs wildly funny for a Sinéad song. #XPNCountdown
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I know you don’t pick these images, @wxpnfm.bsky.social , but maybe you could vet them better or just block something like this because this ifs wildly funny for a Sinéad song. #XPNCountdown
This is a wild wrong image here. #XPNCountdown
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is a wild wrong image here. #XPNCountdown
Bo knows this, Bo knows that, Bo don’t know Jack because Bo can’t rap.
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Bo knows this, Bo knows that, Bo don’t know Jack because Bo can’t rap.
Splurged on myself with what was left of my poll worker check to add a new record to my Christmas records collection. I’ve played this Devo song via streaming for years, and finally have it for when we play vinyl Christmas morning.
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Splurged on myself with what was left of my poll worker check to add a new record to my Christmas records collection. I’ve played this Devo song via streaming for years, and finally have it for when we play vinyl Christmas morning.
Some people haven’t watched the A-Team episode with Boy George in it, and it shows.
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Some people haven’t watched the A-Team episode with Boy George in it, and it shows.
Kohls not waisting any time.
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Kohls not waisting any time.
My daughter has been rearranging her bedroom and decided our dog should have her own space, so she made a hideaway under her desk that the dog gets to through an open spot in a shelving unit.
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My daughter has been rearranging her bedroom and decided our dog should have her own space, so she made a hideaway under her desk that the dog gets to through an open spot in a shelving unit.
Getting ready for the game with Eagles shaped chicken nuggets. Eating like a kid.
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Getting ready for the game with Eagles shaped chicken nuggets. Eating like a kid.
No way am I ever buying anything with the Eskin name on it, even if it’s spelled slightly differently.
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
No way am I ever buying anything with the Eskin name on it, even if it’s spelled slightly differently.
…beans …beans! Beans! BEANS! BEANS!
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
…beans …beans! Beans! BEANS! BEANS!
Wrapping up a wonderful Thanksgiving with the best Thanksgiving movie of all time: Planes, Trains & Automobiles. It also has a soundtrack, with arguably the weirdest/dumbest track as its opener.
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Wrapping up a wonderful Thanksgiving with the best Thanksgiving movie of all time: Planes, Trains & Automobiles. It also has a soundtrack, with arguably the weirdest/dumbest track as its opener.
Had to make my own run to the store. I guess Fox29 left for the day.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Had to make my own run to the store. I guess Fox29 left for the day.
Fly, Eagles, Fly! On the way to victory!
Fly, Eagles, Fly! Score a touchdown! 1! 2! 3!
Fly, Eagles, Fly! Score a touchdown! 1! 2! 3!
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Fly, Eagles, Fly! On the way to victory!
Fly, Eagles, Fly! Score a touchdown! 1! 2! 3!
Fly, Eagles, Fly! Score a touchdown! 1! 2! 3!
We've got the American Jesus
See him on the interstate
We've got the American Jesus
He helped build the president's estate
See him on the interstate
We've got the American Jesus
He helped build the president's estate
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We've got the American Jesus
See him on the interstate
We've got the American Jesus
He helped build the president's estate
See him on the interstate
We've got the American Jesus
He helped build the president's estate
Back in school you ever get busted for tryin to walk and have some administrator tell you Son, you can construct your obligations, and try to be different from you peers But responsibility is your future…
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Back in school you ever get busted for tryin to walk and have some administrator tell you Son, you can construct your obligations, and try to be different from you peers But responsibility is your future…
Good evening from my couch.
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Good evening from my couch.
When I worked at Blockbuster in college, I took a few of their laminator things and made bookmarks for friends. I recently found one I kept for myself. I’ve used this bad boy for over 20 years now.
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
When I worked at Blockbuster in college, I took a few of their laminator things and made bookmarks for friends. I recently found one I kept for myself. I’ve used this bad boy for over 20 years now.
I knew I’ve seen it before
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I knew I’ve seen it before
I wanted to like this post, but seeing the numbers be “1 6” felt appropriate to leave?
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I wanted to like this post, but seeing the numbers be “1 6” felt appropriate to leave?
The first strip, with commentary from the 10th anniversary book:
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The first strip, with commentary from the 10th anniversary book:
One of the highlights of the day was watching the Instagram post by the Eagles of Jordan Davis seeing how many clothespins he could get on his teammates without them noticing.
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
One of the highlights of the day was watching the Instagram post by the Eagles of Jordan Davis seeing how many clothespins he could get on his teammates without them noticing.
Thanks for knowing the assignment, @icpetrie.bsky.social.
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Thanks for knowing the assignment, @icpetrie.bsky.social.
Reminds me of how much better it was to order from a screen than a person at McDonald’s last night while dealing with a hungry 7 yo.
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Reminds me of how much better it was to order from a screen than a person at McDonald’s last night while dealing with a hungry 7 yo.