Poll worker here: we use an electronic scanner submission of a paper ballet. After working a full day, from 6am-9pm, the highlight for me is checking out the write in votes the scanner’s printer prints out at the end of the day. Kristaps Porziņģis got multiple votes for president last year.

We’re already around 36% participation, not including mail-in ballots. I’m impressed with my precinct. #DelcoVotes

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

Lairmore testifies that other agents gave him a plush sandwich toy, which he placed on the shelf in his office, and a patch that said "Felony Footlong," which he put on his lunch box.

Lairmore has chuckled with the rest of us at times. Defense really trying to underscore the unseriousness of it all

looks like Chicago’s anti-ICE resources and whistle codes have made their way to D.C. (Pilsen Arts and Community House is credited on the bottom)

I don't think we should depend on the afterlife to punish those currently in power

If you have a campaign sign in #Delco, don’t just throw them out:

delcopa.gov/sites/defaul...

Time to make the democracy.

Apologies if someone has already done this, but for public record...

Chiefs last year in one-score games: 10-0.

Chiefs this year in one-score games: 0-4.

Carry on.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Now she’s telling us that primer white is suitable for bed room walls.

Nice… (sarcastically)

Healthcare but only for my friends

We’re painting my daughter’s room and it turns out she’s going to be a landlord when she grows up‽

Haven’t had a night like that since last November …

A nightmare on my street

Baseball is the worst because my team was eliminated 2.5 months ago and the next pitch might kill me. It is Nov. 1

Norm might've spoken this into existence, it's his fault