Paula Read
@paularead.bsky.social
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Perpetual newbie. PhD Creative Writing / Honorary Research Associate, University of Bristol @bristol_writing @the-independent.com @undark.org @LitroMagazine @huffpost.com @panoramajournal.bsky.social paulareadwrites.com
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therobmilton.com
- put down the damn AI.
paularead.bsky.social
Found the Venn diagram overlap for me and highland cattle: disco naps.
dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.
A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)
paularead.bsky.social
There's an old German joke about a driver who hears a report of a wrong-way driver on the freeway.
"One wrong-way driver? I'm on the freeway right now and EVERYONE is driving the wrong way."

And of course there's a German word for wrong-way driver: "Geisterfahrer" - "ghost driver"
paularead.bsky.social
Probably a natural aversion to the combo of ‘dick’ and ‘knot’ in the same word
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thegibbon.bsky.social
The stuff in the Baltic isn't really getting the traction over here it might. We're currently doing seabed surveys off Gdansk in Poland but have lost well over a week now to GPS jamming and spoofing originating in Kaliningrad making the vessel's systems show it as being off Sweden.
journalistjon.bsky.social
Russia's grey-zone conflict against the West is escalating at sea as well as in the air, as evident in drone incursions in Denmark and a the boarding of Boracay by France
This week in @economist.com we look at the threat posed by Russia's shadow fleet, and NATO efforts to counter it. A short 🧵 1/3
paularead.bsky.social
The lack of preparation for this real, concrete world that requires IRL thinking is genuinely dire.
paularead.bsky.social
*emerges from scary reddit rabbit hole*
Yeah, it looks ... odd
paularead.bsky.social
So the building owners potentially had a deal with ICE to clear the place of residents?
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paularead.bsky.social
I mean we know who is just waiting in the wings. 🖊️
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derekhennen.bsky.social
I started a list for scientists and others interested in leaf litter fauna, please share and let me know if you want to be added! Do you love a good hand lens, soil sieves, and Berlese funnels? Perhaps this is the place for you.
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kojamf.bsky.social
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
paularead.bsky.social
This whole thread 🔥

now how do I get my dad to stop talking to "Claude" because most of his Beatnik discussion buddies are dead and Claude always agrees with him
oxinabox.bsky.social
as a girl with a PhD in natural language processing and machine learning it's actually offensive to me when you say "we don't know how LLMs work so they might be conscious"

I didn't spend 10 years in mines of academia to be told ignorance is morally equal knowledge.

We know exactly how LLMs work.
paularead.bsky.social
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folklorewales.com
Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.

After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵
Tawny owl
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angryblacklady.blacksky.app
I think what’s most frustrating right now for Black and Indigneous people is waiting for the bulk of white folks to catch up.

At some point the “this isn’t who we are” and “I didn’t have this on my bingo card” has to end and y’all will catch up, right? RIGHT?

WE NEED YOU TO CATCH UP.
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greenleejw.bsky.social
Why are medieval maps so full of All The Things? There's hardly space to swing a dead eel in there!

In my monthly post on historical maps for paying subscribers, I take a look at that question, and talk about changing ideas of maps' purposes. With fun footnotes!
www.patreon.com/posts/shooti...
Shooting Blanks: Horror Vacui and Pre-Modern Maps | Surprised Eel Maps
Get more from Surprised Eel Maps on Patreon
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paularead.bsky.social
My friend @jawaharas.bsky.social has new stories out, two inspirational tales of two ordinary young men who did extraordinary things. These are the stories of Aitzaz Hasan Bangash and Karim-ul-Haque. On Kissa: A Story Podcast.. ❤️

open.spotify.com/episode/72JZ...
Extradordinarily Ordinary Heroes
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anjalienjeti.bsky.social
Badass.

“The McCarthy Era ended when Americans from across the political spectrum finally came together and stood up for the principles in the Constitution against the forces of repression…Those forces have returned. And it is our turn to stand together in defense of our constitutional rights.”
Jane Fonda relaunches free speech group started by her father during the McCarthy era
In wake of the Trump administration’s censorship threats, the actor re-established the Committee for the First Amendment with A-list support
www.theguardian.com