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Guarantee this will be a trend across industries. It'll be fun to see the separate corps fight for who owns the rights to your face depending on which TOC you ran into first
Netflix House is a trap. They just opened up one in Dallas. By entering, you will be signing away your image & likeness along with your child’s image & likeness, with no compensation at that. If y’all hate AI as much as y’all say, don’t go in there. Imagine how far this can really go…
December 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Guarantee this will be a trend across industries. It'll be fun to see the separate corps fight for who owns the rights to your face depending on which TOC you ran into first
This is the way
I eat it all. Little by little, slowly on the outside working my way in until I get to the sweet creamy middle, and then I devour it.
I mean everybody scoops the center out of a cinnamon bun and eats that first, right?!!! Bueller? Bueller?!!
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This is the way
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the only public health messaging that matters ☝🏿
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
the only public health messaging that matters ☝🏿
No on all accounts
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
No on all accounts
Can't believe he didn't do White Iverson
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Can't believe he didn't do White Iverson
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Vaping has killed the cousin walk industry
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Vaping has killed the cousin walk industry
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Just hit the ninja defuse cousin walk (ripped a blinker in the closet before the function)
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Just hit the ninja defuse cousin walk (ripped a blinker in the closet before the function)
The former turned me into the latter when they got cocky 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The former turned me into the latter when they got cocky 🙄
I hope the irony of President Camacho doing those Dodge Ram ads isn't lost anyone else
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I hope the irony of President Camacho doing those Dodge Ram ads isn't lost anyone else
Every single step in my process of gift giving
1. What puts a smile on your face?
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Every single step in my process of gift giving
Same. We deserve a fresh -phobia designation.
Autovehophobia?
Which is different from vehophobia cuz that describes being fearful of driving or being in cars. As I don’t plan on being in any self-driving cars myself, I’m more scared of them just being on the road in general.
Autovehophobia?
Which is different from vehophobia cuz that describes being fearful of driving or being in cars. As I don’t plan on being in any self-driving cars myself, I’m more scared of them just being on the road in general.
them damn self-driving cars will never not creep me tf out
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Same. We deserve a fresh -phobia designation.
Autovehophobia?
Which is different from vehophobia cuz that describes being fearful of driving or being in cars. As I don’t plan on being in any self-driving cars myself, I’m more scared of them just being on the road in general.
Autovehophobia?
Which is different from vehophobia cuz that describes being fearful of driving or being in cars. As I don’t plan on being in any self-driving cars myself, I’m more scared of them just being on the road in general.
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Let’s reframe this: OpenAI is requesting the American taxpayers—already under financial stress from rapidly rising electricity bills due to AI—to pay even more money for its data centers.
This taxpayer’s answer is no. I cannot afford that. I need affordable healthcare not data centers.
This taxpayer’s answer is no. I cannot afford that. I need affordable healthcare not data centers.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Let’s reframe this: OpenAI is requesting the American taxpayers—already under financial stress from rapidly rising electricity bills due to AI—to pay even more money for its data centers.
This taxpayer’s answer is no. I cannot afford that. I need affordable healthcare not data centers.
This taxpayer’s answer is no. I cannot afford that. I need affordable healthcare not data centers.
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🎶bubble bubble bubble 🫧 pop
🎶bubble bubble 🫧 POP 🫧 POP
🎶bubble bubble 🫧 POP 🫧 POP
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
🎶bubble bubble bubble 🫧 pop
🎶bubble bubble 🫧 POP 🫧 POP
🎶bubble bubble 🫧 POP 🫧 POP
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Your life is worse off because too many white people hate Black people.
November 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Your life is worse off because too many white people hate Black people.
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I say “do you have grandkid money” everytime then the questions stop. Works everytime lol
November 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I say “do you have grandkid money” everytime then the questions stop. Works everytime lol
I’m convinced Coogler thought of this scene first and then figured out how to make a movie around it
The fuckin dance scene in sinners is etheral man life changing art
November 1, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I’m convinced Coogler thought of this scene first and then figured out how to make a movie around it
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I hate these chat gpt logos. Please support a local business and get a real logo made
October 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I hate these chat gpt logos. Please support a local business and get a real logo made
Something something nobody ever mentions their nipple print in the thirst trap alt text…
October 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Something something nobody ever mentions their nipple print in the thirst trap alt text…
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See I knew I wasn't tripping
Did you know that automatic sinks are racist by design?
I can’t prove it yet, but i think the elevator in my building is racist
October 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
See I knew I wasn't tripping
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Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
October 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
They tried this is Cub Scouts and I was mad at my mom for not letting me "participate"
20sumn years later, the state of Kansas eventually got what Iowa was after that day tho...
20sumn years later, the state of Kansas eventually got what Iowa was after that day tho...
like omg? i totally forgot abt that. but remember as a kid, it felt like the coolest thing ever. now as an adult, i realize i was put into a system very early 😂😂😂
October 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
They tried this is Cub Scouts and I was mad at my mom for not letting me "participate"
20sumn years later, the state of Kansas eventually got what Iowa was after that day tho...
20sumn years later, the state of Kansas eventually got what Iowa was after that day tho...
Unironically dressing like Dr. Evil is wild
Look at these bad build bitches and not in a good way. Yes the Jeff Bezos😂
October 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Unironically dressing like Dr. Evil is wild
Cats by 90
Hey remember when that one mediclit lady admitted on main that her dad, a physician at Baylor, bought a corpse for her and she fingerbanged it “for science”?
October 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Cats by 90
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Repost if you're Black and were in the gifted program at school. Not AP/honors. Gifted.
October 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Repost if you're Black and were in the gifted program at school. Not AP/honors. Gifted.