Both parties in the karma police video are complete dickheads, just get off the road, or maybe tell the dickhead to get off the road so you don’t feel so infuriated that you set fire to him
January 25, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Both parties in the karma police video are complete dickheads, just get off the road, or maybe tell the dickhead to get off the road so you don’t feel so infuriated that you set fire to him
Reposted
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
RIP Scott Adams, by the sound of things you were a pretty bad person but it was funny when Joe Rogan told you to get lost in an episode of NewsRadio 30 years ago
January 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
RIP Scott Adams, by the sound of things you were a pretty bad person but it was funny when Joe Rogan told you to get lost in an episode of NewsRadio 30 years ago
William Shatner would have absolutely crushed his version of how to make gravy
January 8, 2026 at 6:54 AM
William Shatner would have absolutely crushed his version of how to make gravy
Giving sunny nights a go, I figured anything with will forte and D’arcy Carden must at least be watchable….
And that’s exactly what it is! Extremely very watchable, but inexplicably the best thing about it is Willie mason! Yes that Willie mason!
And that’s exactly what it is! Extremely very watchable, but inexplicably the best thing about it is Willie mason! Yes that Willie mason!
January 1, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Giving sunny nights a go, I figured anything with will forte and D’arcy Carden must at least be watchable….
And that’s exactly what it is! Extremely very watchable, but inexplicably the best thing about it is Willie mason! Yes that Willie mason!
And that’s exactly what it is! Extremely very watchable, but inexplicably the best thing about it is Willie mason! Yes that Willie mason!
Reposted
The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
Reposted
It’s unbelievable that for all the wondrous inventions of modern science we still haven’t found a way to kill Dick Van Dyke
December 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It’s unbelievable that for all the wondrous inventions of modern science we still haven’t found a way to kill Dick Van Dyke
So, in the summer of 4ft2, Bart is kind of right to be vindictive towards Lisa? I mean she makes these friends fraudulently whilst painting him as a loser and stealing part of his personality!
December 12, 2025 at 7:44 AM
So, in the summer of 4ft2, Bart is kind of right to be vindictive towards Lisa? I mean she makes these friends fraudulently whilst painting him as a loser and stealing part of his personality!
Reposted
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
Reposted
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
Ahh I was quietly hoping we could skip “is die hard a Christmas movie” just for one year.
December 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Ahh I was quietly hoping we could skip “is die hard a Christmas movie” just for one year.
Is there an unwritten law amongst men 50 + that if you don’t believe in climate change then you MUST make that your entire personality?
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Is there an unwritten law amongst men 50 + that if you don’t believe in climate change then you MUST make that your entire personality?
I may be overthinking this but it’s kind of strange that in that 3d episode of the Simpsons where you find out that Homer has seen the movie Tron but professor Frink hasn’t
November 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I may be overthinking this but it’s kind of strange that in that 3d episode of the Simpsons where you find out that Homer has seen the movie Tron but professor Frink hasn’t
Reposted
This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
La confidential is a movie that I keep forgetting just how good it Is until I watch it again, it just slaps
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
La confidential is a movie that I keep forgetting just how good it Is until I watch it again, it just slaps
Reposted
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
Reposted
Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!
I find the term “liver failure” a little harsh, your poor liver tried its best, it’s not its fault his person failed him, it’s person failure!
October 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I find the term “liver failure” a little harsh, your poor liver tried its best, it’s not its fault his person failed him, it’s person failure!
Kimchi is the strangest dish I’ve ever had, it tasted like absolute garbage when going down but after about 30 seconds later you feel like you’d kill someone just for one more bite
October 23, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Kimchi is the strangest dish I’ve ever had, it tasted like absolute garbage when going down but after about 30 seconds later you feel like you’d kill someone just for one more bite
Having trouble reconciling with myself for having to admit that a creed song is a certified banger, absolutely disgusting
October 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Having trouble reconciling with myself for having to admit that a creed song is a certified banger, absolutely disgusting
I’m going to circle back to a stubborn old man opinion I had 10 years ago but my main takeaway from Taylor’s new album is she needs to grow the fuck up
October 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’m going to circle back to a stubborn old man opinion I had 10 years ago but my main takeaway from Taylor’s new album is she needs to grow the fuck up
Ok, I swear that ever since I posted this, every game I play now has the most off putting, unwatchable AI slop commercials that almost make me clamour for the royal march ads, I am in hell!
I. Hate. Royal. Match. Ads. So. Fucking. Much!!!
September 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Ok, I swear that ever since I posted this, every game I play now has the most off putting, unwatchable AI slop commercials that almost make me clamour for the royal march ads, I am in hell!
Reposted
I only recently learned that John Wilkes Booth wasn’t just an actor but a reasonably famous one from a famous acting family. Having run the numbers, I’ve decided it’s like if Bill Skarsgard or maybe Liam Hemsworth shot the president today during a screening of one of the Conjuring films.
September 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I only recently learned that John Wilkes Booth wasn’t just an actor but a reasonably famous one from a famous acting family. Having run the numbers, I’ve decided it’s like if Bill Skarsgard or maybe Liam Hemsworth shot the president today during a screening of one of the Conjuring films.
Not a sentence I ever thought I’d write, but the new good charlotte song kind of slaps
September 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Not a sentence I ever thought I’d write, but the new good charlotte song kind of slaps