Sam I Am
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Sam I Am
@pbmonkey9118.bsky.social
Howdy 🤠
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All staff are reminded to go outside, touch grass, and experience sunshine at least once per year 💚

Two Point Summer Party 2025 ✨
September 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
theonion.com
September 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I have a brand new horror comic up exclusively on Patreon! patreon.com/adamtots
September 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Made this meme years ago and thought I'd share it here for Wrath Month. 🏳️‍🌈🗝
June 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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If you live in NC, call every Republican politician you know. Call every farmer you know and ask them to do the same

When money walks , voters talk. Make sure they know this effects everyone in their town and state

www.wunc.org/news/2025-03...
USDA cancels $11 million in federal funding for North Carolina food banks
The USDA has notified the North Carolina Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services that it would terminate the agreement for the Local Food Purchase Assistance Program, which is one of the progr...
www.wunc.org
March 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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March 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
theonion.com
March 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Cheri, Ciel and Catty Redesigns
February 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Keep saying creepy! Call them Musk's bloodboys! This is better!
Chris Murphy: "We don't pledge allegiance to the creepy 22 year olds working for Elon Musk. We pledge allegiance to the United States of America."
February 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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We serve the word of the Washer, whose water drowns out all others 💦
February 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
theonion.com/this-wa...
February 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Promotion for Sera and Lili plushies (Campaign Ended)
January 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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"Take off your clothes"
January 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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shadow....hes so cool.......
January 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick
January 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Welcome Back. 🐕
January 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I respect any videogame that tells me the world is ending but lets me go fishing
January 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Me, 15 minutes into caramelizing onions
Not sure I’m cut out for this.
January 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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the children LOVE ‘EM
January 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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waaaaay too many people in the middle imo
January 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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don't you want me like i want you, baby? #drawtectives
November 20, 2024 at 6:06 AM