peanutsfanforever.bsky.social
@peanutsfanforever.bsky.social
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Dearest Martha,

The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.

Yours in glaze,
August 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement.
The President does not run the Smithsonian.
The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law.
Release the Epstein files.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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No presidential cankles here
July 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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July 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Why they got Obama looking like a romance novel cover lmao Cc @stillnaima.bsky.social add to the art 🖼️ work collection 😂
June 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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"THE END OF OUR CONSTITUTIONAL
REPUBLIC AS WE
KNOW IT COULD BE HAPPENING NOW"
June 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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My heart hurts today, and every day, about where we could have been.

Fuck the entire Trumplandian Universe.

We had our joy destroyed.
May 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Michelle and I are thinking of the entire Biden family. Nobody has done more to find breakthrough treatments for cancer in all its forms than Joe, and I am certain he will fight this challenge with his trademark resolve and grace. We pray for a fast and full recovery.
May 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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And I thought Comey was getting the shaft here….
May 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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The Skype homepage has been replaced by Teams. The end of an era.
May 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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(from my death bed with extremely labored breathing) kamala IS brat
May 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Tr*mp’s popularity is going down so fast that he’s losing elections in other countries 🤣
April 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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@lastword.msnbc.com

donny "2 dolls" is perfect

When he said it, all I heard was, "Let them eat cake."
May 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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April 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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My Animal Crossing island just got hit with 10% tariffs
April 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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If Corey Booker can stand and speak for 25 hours, can't we citizens pledge to stand for a couple of hours on Saturday, in defiance of the desecration of our Constitution? If this isn't important to you, what is?
April 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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March 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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This means I now have negative 4 security clearances
Adam Kinzinger’s security clearance is revoked every weekend. Deeply bizarre stuff.
March 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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literally every day is going to provide more evidence that the "let's provide some votes for the least bad trump nominees out of respect for the presidency" was a boneheaded strategy. any idiot could have told senate democrats that any vote for any of these people was going to make them look bad.
March 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Three days ago Trump took away my non-existent security clearance…. At the same time his cabinet was texting top secret plans with a member of the media on board.

Copy that
March 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM