Crooked Union Guy
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Gov’t name: Pat Sirois. Comedian/Co-Host of The Lie, Cheat & Steal podcast
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These are the dumbest thoughts and ideas I’ve ever heard (a list in no particular order that I will add to as new entries occur to me):
1) when right wing media wants to paint Bernie Sanders as a super rich elite so they mention those 3 little ass house be owns
1) when right wing media wants to paint Bernie Sanders as a super rich elite so they mention those 3 little ass house be owns
Just seen an AT&T commercial where Luke Wilson essentially says “T-Mobile is a wicked deceiver. Truly a prince of Lies”
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Just seen an AT&T commercial where Luke Wilson essentially says “T-Mobile is a wicked deceiver. Truly a prince of Lies”
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I try to shatter door guy stereotypes by not being an asshole
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I try to shatter door guy stereotypes by not being an asshole
Mfs used to just look like this
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Mfs used to just look like this
Defending my Saturday filled with day drinking, hanging with my homie for 6 hours and eating nothing but appetizers:
Look, my lifestyle may be a tad too Mediterranean for your tastes
Look, my lifestyle may be a tad too Mediterranean for your tastes
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Defending my Saturday filled with day drinking, hanging with my homie for 6 hours and eating nothing but appetizers:
Look, my lifestyle may be a tad too Mediterranean for your tastes
Look, my lifestyle may be a tad too Mediterranean for your tastes
This headline perfectly captures my ability to know *of* a lot of things without actually knowing about them or what they mean in relation to each other
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This headline perfectly captures my ability to know *of* a lot of things without actually knowing about them or what they mean in relation to each other
Zack and Miri make Digiorno
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Zack and Miri make Digiorno
Eating baklava at the bacchanal in a balaclava
Grilled a lot of brats on basaltic lava in Bratislava
Grilled a lot of brats on basaltic lava in Bratislava
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Eating baklava at the bacchanal in a balaclava
Grilled a lot of brats on basaltic lava in Bratislava
Grilled a lot of brats on basaltic lava in Bratislava
Best case scenario is that he knew about all the underage girls and didn’t report it. That’s the best case scenario. Gotta say…that’s not a good scenario.
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Best case scenario is that he knew about all the underage girls and didn’t report it. That’s the best case scenario. Gotta say…that’s not a good scenario.
Yo let’s butternut squash the beef
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Yo let’s butternut squash the beef
I think number 77 on the Houston Texans might be the biggest motherfucker to ever exist
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I think number 77 on the Houston Texans might be the biggest motherfucker to ever exist
Ah, Thursday. Friday’s Canada
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Ah, Thursday. Friday’s Canada
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Morpheus kicked me out his gang because my Matrix avatar dressed like when The Undertaker was a biker and I insisted that my new cool name be Senator Rockabilly.
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Morpheus kicked me out his gang because my Matrix avatar dressed like when The Undertaker was a biker and I insisted that my new cool name be Senator Rockabilly.
Not the Michael Chrichtussy
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Not the Michael Chrichtussy
I’m just a 40 year old millennial man on his second weightlifitng beer asking you to appreciate the sheer brilliance of any number of Eminem verses from the early 2000s
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’m just a 40 year old millennial man on his second weightlifitng beer asking you to appreciate the sheer brilliance of any number of Eminem verses from the early 2000s
Had a bottle of tajin go missing at the crib so I tried to make my own and nope imma leave that to them
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Had a bottle of tajin go missing at the crib so I tried to make my own and nope imma leave that to them
This movie but it’s about a crackhead who gets a bike but wasn’t supposed to
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
This movie but it’s about a crackhead who gets a bike but wasn’t supposed to
Occasionally a crackhead will come into possession of a bike and it opens up a chaotic and unstable branch timeline that will ultimately collapse in 6-24 hours
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Occasionally a crackhead will come into possession of a bike and it opens up a chaotic and unstable branch timeline that will ultimately collapse in 6-24 hours
Real baby shoes, never worn level of storytelling going on here
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Real baby shoes, never worn level of storytelling going on here
Had a true crime doc playing in the background while I cleaned the house and was unaware that it ended and a new one started and I was like damn this dude killed a *bunch* of people
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Had a true crime doc playing in the background while I cleaned the house and was unaware that it ended and a new one started and I was like damn this dude killed a *bunch* of people
Was gonna go get a beer at the bar that kinda sucks that’s 40 feet from my house but decided instead to close my move ring for the day and walk and get beer from the corner store by my house that also kinda sucks. Support the local small businesses in your neighborhood even if they kinda suck
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Was gonna go get a beer at the bar that kinda sucks that’s 40 feet from my house but decided instead to close my move ring for the day and walk and get beer from the corner store by my house that also kinda sucks. Support the local small businesses in your neighborhood even if they kinda suck
Gambit was always my favorite member of the X-men. As a white boy with a little bit of motion it felt good to see myself represented in media
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Gambit was always my favorite member of the X-men. As a white boy with a little bit of motion it felt good to see myself represented in media
White culture is having a female relative who says she’s allergic to computers
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
White culture is having a female relative who says she’s allergic to computers
Fixin to watch Bugonia
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Fixin to watch Bugonia