PatriarchalTraitor
@pegthepatriarchy.bsky.social
(He/him)41M dad and husband. I love indie games and supporting other humans. Fuck misogyny, racism, transphobia and homophobia.
Going to open a combination church and adult toy store called "Holy Fuck".
August 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Going to open a combination church and adult toy store called "Holy Fuck".
Random thought: Christians say working on the sabbath is wrong, but don't Pastors work every Sunday?
April 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Random thought: Christians say working on the sabbath is wrong, but don't Pastors work every Sunday?
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Pro Defense Tip: those who don't take accountability can't be trusted not to make the same mistake again.
Only someone who pledges responsibility can learn from their mistakes.
If you won't admit to or recognize the consequences of your actions, then you're pledging future negligence instead.
Only someone who pledges responsibility can learn from their mistakes.
If you won't admit to or recognize the consequences of your actions, then you're pledging future negligence instead.
March 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Pro Defense Tip: those who don't take accountability can't be trusted not to make the same mistake again.
Only someone who pledges responsibility can learn from their mistakes.
If you won't admit to or recognize the consequences of your actions, then you're pledging future negligence instead.
Only someone who pledges responsibility can learn from their mistakes.
If you won't admit to or recognize the consequences of your actions, then you're pledging future negligence instead.
Maybe aliens are real, but instead of abducting people they just steal thoughts and that's why I can't remember shit
February 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Maybe aliens are real, but instead of abducting people they just steal thoughts and that's why I can't remember shit
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
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So how’s it going so far?
January 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
So how’s it going so far?
It's hilarious to me that the racists who claim "white superiority" are the most inferior dumpster dwelling miscreants I've ever encountered. Like how tf do you look in the mirror and think anyone would look up to you?
January 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It's hilarious to me that the racists who claim "white superiority" are the most inferior dumpster dwelling miscreants I've ever encountered. Like how tf do you look in the mirror and think anyone would look up to you?
Come with me,
And we'll pee,
In a streaaaam of Willy Wonka chocolate
And we'll pee,
In a streaaaam of Willy Wonka chocolate
January 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Come with me,
And we'll pee,
In a streaaaam of Willy Wonka chocolate
And we'll pee,
In a streaaaam of Willy Wonka chocolate
My cat is having mouth problems so he won't eat dry foods. But he still begs at the pantry for treats until we put some on the floor for him. They stay there until the robot vacuum cleans them up. We're essentially feeding our Roomba.
January 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My cat is having mouth problems so he won't eat dry foods. But he still begs at the pantry for treats until we put some on the floor for him. They stay there until the robot vacuum cleans them up. We're essentially feeding our Roomba.
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The comic that got us demonetised on Facebook back in August. (We’re no longer on Facebook).
January 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
The comic that got us demonetised on Facebook back in August. (We’re no longer on Facebook).
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Today is January 6th and no one is watching the Capitol be plundered, feces being smeared on the walls, and police officers being stabbed with American flags.
Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.
Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.
January 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Today is January 6th and no one is watching the Capitol be plundered, feces being smeared on the walls, and police officers being stabbed with American flags.
Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.
Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.
"How to build a sex room" on Netflix is the only kind of reality TV I'm interested in watching. Not a joke, it's genuinely enjoyable.
January 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"How to build a sex room" on Netflix is the only kind of reality TV I'm interested in watching. Not a joke, it's genuinely enjoyable.
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Me: *follows*
3 seconds later, via DM: "Hi."
Me: *unfollows*
3 seconds later, via DM: "Hi."
Me: *unfollows*
January 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Me: *follows*
3 seconds later, via DM: "Hi."
Me: *unfollows*
3 seconds later, via DM: "Hi."
Me: *unfollows*
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New year, same beliefs.
January 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
New year, same beliefs.
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personally, i think one of life’s biggest mysteries is why the 4 Non Blondes song is called “What’s Up” when they clearly say “What’s Going On” repeatedly. this is why i never sleep.
December 29, 2024 at 2:58 PM
personally, i think one of life’s biggest mysteries is why the 4 Non Blondes song is called “What’s Up” when they clearly say “What’s Going On” repeatedly. this is why i never sleep.
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I've cooked for men I should have poisoned.
So...yes...I have self control.
So...yes...I have self control.
December 27, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I've cooked for men I should have poisoned.
So...yes...I have self control.
So...yes...I have self control.
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But Make America Great Again…
FOR SOME!
FOR SOME!
December 28, 2024 at 2:15 AM
But Make America Great Again…
FOR SOME!
FOR SOME!
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me at 16: my stomach is an indomitable furnace on a steam engine anything I throw in there will be annihilated into fuel
me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right
me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right
December 28, 2024 at 12:13 AM
me at 16: my stomach is an indomitable furnace on a steam engine anything I throw in there will be annihilated into fuel
me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right
me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right
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A story in two parts.
December 26, 2024 at 3:51 AM
A story in two parts.
This holiday season I decided to focus on what's important, so I'm filling out the paperwork to change my first name and take my wife's maiden last name. I will stick it to the man someday, dammit.
December 26, 2024 at 1:11 AM
This holiday season I decided to focus on what's important, so I'm filling out the paperwork to change my first name and take my wife's maiden last name. I will stick it to the man someday, dammit.
Also, I convinced my daughter that Australians say "G'day" as a greeting and then "bidet" as a farewell. Bidet, mate!
December 25, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Also, I convinced my daughter that Australians say "G'day" as a greeting and then "bidet" as a farewell. Bidet, mate!