Kilgore Trout
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Kilgore Trout
@peopleswill.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Dripped out in Malört memorabilia reading On the Genealogy of Morals by Nietzsche.
If you have any observation skills and interact with the public enough, you’ll become militantly against open toed shoes.
January 15, 2026 at 1:43 PM
If you have any observation skills and interact with the public enough, you’ll become militantly against open toed shoes.
Scott Adam’s died the way he lived: As a cancer.
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Scott Adam’s died the way he lived: As a cancer.
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“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
— Kurt Vonnegut
— Kurt Vonnegut
January 12, 2026 at 2:53 AM
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
— Kurt Vonnegut
— Kurt Vonnegut
The Milk time baby (praise be unto him), is not a god to be mocked.
milk doesn't just work for tear gas, it deals with every protest related injury. rubber round crack your skull? drink a gallon of milk. get hit by a riot van? gallon of milk time. stabbed? you better believe it's milk time baby
that time of year again!
January 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The Milk time baby (praise be unto him), is not a god to be mocked.
Bullying the missus into listening to Japanese Jazz albums.
January 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Bullying the missus into listening to Japanese Jazz albums.
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WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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billions of dollars for unprovoked foreign wars, not one cent to force the Bloodhound Gang to reunite put out a new album
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
billions of dollars for unprovoked foreign wars, not one cent to force the Bloodhound Gang to reunite put out a new album
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Trump is doing a press conference, where he criticized… Jimmy Carter?
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Trump is doing a press conference, where he criticized… Jimmy Carter?
Italians really knocked out of the park with mortadella.
January 3, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Italians really knocked out of the park with mortadella.
The noise was disturbing and I couldn't find Irving.
It was like two stations on at the same time
And then I hid your car keys, and I made black coffee and I dumped out the rest of the rum.
Fuck 2025 and 2026 as well.
It was like two stations on at the same time
And then I hid your car keys, and I made black coffee and I dumped out the rest of the rum.
Fuck 2025 and 2026 as well.
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
The noise was disturbing and I couldn't find Irving.
It was like two stations on at the same time
And then I hid your car keys, and I made black coffee and I dumped out the rest of the rum.
Fuck 2025 and 2026 as well.
It was like two stations on at the same time
And then I hid your car keys, and I made black coffee and I dumped out the rest of the rum.
Fuck 2025 and 2026 as well.
New year, new me.
I’m just worse.
I’m just worse.
January 2, 2026 at 4:25 AM
New year, new me.
I’m just worse.
I’m just worse.
It's sad to know that we are not alone.
And it's sad to know there's no honest way out.
And it's sad to know there's no honest way out.
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 AM
It's sad to know that we are not alone.
And it's sad to know there's no honest way out.
And it's sad to know there's no honest way out.
I’ve also taken too many edibles and had a panic attack on the metro after a Ricky Iglesias concert.
December 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’ve also taken too many edibles and had a panic attack on the metro after a Ricky Iglesias concert.
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This is how you do it folks
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is how you do it folks
A quiet room for the overwhelmed.
December 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
A quiet room for the overwhelmed.
“Are you suggesting we break the law?”
“Yes.”
“Yes.”
Just imagining if Merrick Garland’s DOJ had shitposted.
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“Are you suggesting we break the law?”
“Yes.”
“Yes.”
Me, drunk as shit, screaming over the touch tunes playing “Jerry Was a Race Car Driver” by Primus for the 8th time that night: So anyways, Alan Tudyk and I went to the same junior college for acting.
December 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Me, drunk as shit, screaming over the touch tunes playing “Jerry Was a Race Car Driver” by Primus for the 8th time that night: So anyways, Alan Tudyk and I went to the same junior college for acting.
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I leave my bed unmade; I like to see the exact moment I gave up bliss for responsibility.
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I leave my bed unmade; I like to see the exact moment I gave up bliss for responsibility.
When we walk out in the sunlight we tell everyone we know it hurts our eyes.
When the real reason we don't like it is that it makes us wonder if we're dying.
When the real reason we don't like it is that it makes us wonder if we're dying.
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
When we walk out in the sunlight we tell everyone we know it hurts our eyes.
When the real reason we don't like it is that it makes us wonder if we're dying.
When the real reason we don't like it is that it makes us wonder if we're dying.
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part of what I like about Mamdani is his admission that housing affordability is a more complex problem than either building more housing or expanding rent control. You need to do both in order to protect the most vulnerable now and improve the problem long term.
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
part of what I like about Mamdani is his admission that housing affordability is a more complex problem than either building more housing or expanding rent control. You need to do both in order to protect the most vulnerable now and improve the problem long term.
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hey guys, bolsonaro is currently in prison 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
hey guys, bolsonaro is currently in prison 🥰
The most unrealistic thing about Parks and Rec is that everybody in Ron Swanson‘s orbit drinks Lagavulin 16 without a reaction.
It’s like drinking a campfire.
It’s like drinking a campfire.
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The most unrealistic thing about Parks and Rec is that everybody in Ron Swanson‘s orbit drinks Lagavulin 16 without a reaction.
It’s like drinking a campfire.
It’s like drinking a campfire.