Kilgore Trout
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Kilgore Trout
@peopleswill.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Dripped out in Malört memorabilia reading On the Genealogy of Morals by Nietzsche.
Me: Yeah, I’m anti-death penalty.
Them: Yeah? What about the people on the Epstein list?
Me: Have you heard of the Barbra Pit Massacre?
Them: Yeah? What about the people on the Epstein list?
Me: Have you heard of the Barbra Pit Massacre?
February 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Me: Yeah, I’m anti-death penalty.
Them: Yeah? What about the people on the Epstein list?
Me: Have you heard of the Barbra Pit Massacre?
Them: Yeah? What about the people on the Epstein list?
Me: Have you heard of the Barbra Pit Massacre?
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Getting fried chicken from a gas station and the curb crushers are glowing and whispering to me.
February 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Getting fried chicken from a gas station and the curb crushers are glowing and whispering to me.
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Kristi Noem can’t watch the Puppy Bowl because she always shoots the tv.
February 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Kristi Noem can’t watch the Puppy Bowl because she always shoots the tv.
I wasn’t meant for a 9-5.
I was meant to get day drunk and read Siddhartha.
I was meant to get day drunk and read Siddhartha.
February 7, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I wasn’t meant for a 9-5.
I was meant to get day drunk and read Siddhartha.
I was meant to get day drunk and read Siddhartha.
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
-Tom Waits
-Tom Waits
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
-Tom Waits
-Tom Waits
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“But Zarathustra grew sad and said to his heart:
They do not understand me: I am not a mouth for these ears.”
They do not understand me: I am not a mouth for these ears.”
February 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
“But Zarathustra grew sad and said to his heart:
They do not understand me: I am not a mouth for these ears.”
They do not understand me: I am not a mouth for these ears.”
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i love a free country, where the president's secret police can shoot out the windows of random citizens with impunity
And ICE shot out the windows of apartments nearby. They used this munition to do it. They also shot people with this.
February 1, 2026 at 8:50 AM
i love a free country, where the president's secret police can shoot out the windows of random citizens with impunity
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Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
www.startribune.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
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1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.
January 22, 2026 at 8:26 PM
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
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seen at 38th & Hiawatha this morning
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
seen at 38th & Hiawatha this morning
Everyone bullied JD Vance into knocking up his wife because of all of the rumors about him and Erika Kirk.
January 21, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Everyone bullied JD Vance into knocking up his wife because of all of the rumors about him and Erika Kirk.
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Checking the news every morning:
Worst case Best case
Worst case Best case
January 20, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Checking the news every morning:
Worst case Best case
Worst case Best case
The blood of these people are on the hands of ICE and the federal government.
ICE must be destroyed.
ICE must be destroyed.
🚨"I'm a nurse...my brown patients are choosing to stop chemo because they do not want to be abducted." -ICE protester tells JT Cestkowski about sick Minnesotans foregoing cancer treatment because of ICE terror. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 20, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The blood of these people are on the hands of ICE and the federal government.
ICE must be destroyed.
ICE must be destroyed.
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The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 AM
The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
Moving has me craving physical media again.
End downloads. End streaming.
Give me CDs and tapes.
End downloads. End streaming.
Give me CDs and tapes.
January 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Moving has me craving physical media again.
End downloads. End streaming.
Give me CDs and tapes.
End downloads. End streaming.
Give me CDs and tapes.
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ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
If you have any observation skills and interact with the public enough, you’ll become militantly against open toed shoes.
January 15, 2026 at 1:43 PM
If you have any observation skills and interact with the public enough, you’ll become militantly against open toed shoes.
Scott Adam’s died the way he lived: As a cancer.
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Scott Adam’s died the way he lived: As a cancer.
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“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
— Kurt Vonnegut
— Kurt Vonnegut
January 12, 2026 at 2:53 AM
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
— Kurt Vonnegut
— Kurt Vonnegut
The Milk time baby (praise be unto him), is not a god to be mocked.
milk doesn't just work for tear gas, it deals with every protest related injury. rubber round crack your skull? drink a gallon of milk. get hit by a riot van? gallon of milk time. stabbed? you better believe it's milk time baby
that time of year again!
January 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The Milk time baby (praise be unto him), is not a god to be mocked.
Bullying the missus into listening to Japanese Jazz albums.
January 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Bullying the missus into listening to Japanese Jazz albums.
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WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...