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O cantor Chico Bukkake
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Venda sob prescrição com retenção de receita

Qualquer pronome tá de boas
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pepocapivara.bsky.social
Eu desisti da Eurovision depois do fiasco do ano passado (e pela organização, com tudo que aconteceu, ainda manter um certo país na competição) e por isso só parei agora pra ouvir o vencedor de 2025

Que contratenor fiadamãe esse JJ, hein? Pqp

"I'm an ocean of love
And you're scared of water"

Ouch
September 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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quest64official.bsky.social
A comparison of ea vs EA
August 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
This is how tariffs work. ..and now I want Crab Rangoon.
I have a trade deficit with the Chinese restaurant near my office. I buy their food but they do not buy anything From me. I've decided therefore to voluntarily pay them higher prices because it will encourage me to cook my own Chinese food. Professor Jonathan Pinto
April 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
pepocapivara.bsky.social
O famosíssimo ator careca Jo Cl VanDã
April 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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clarinetriste.bsky.social
teco teleco teleco teco
April 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
pepocapivara.bsky.social
Ser amigo de dois lados de um término é tipo corda bamba né
March 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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killerbea.bsky.social
gente, é simples.. me sinto dirigindo a mil numa estrada numa tarde no deserto só um cigarro, extensao de cílios, lágrimas de rímel e um sonho (não sei dirigir)
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Nothing Breaks Like a Heart (feat. Miley Cyrus)
Mark Ronson, Miley Cyrus · Nothing Breaks Like a Heart (feat. Miley Cyrus) · Song · 2018
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February 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
pepocapivara.bsky.social
Dá pra conhecer muito sobre uma pessoa pelos nomes dos animais de estimação dela
February 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
pepocapivara.bsky.social
A
February 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
pepocapivara.bsky.social
Eu todos os dias
January 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
pepocapivara.bsky.social
Acordei de madrugada com dor no cy (?)
January 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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gatinarios.bsky.social
toma awa
January 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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belpetit.bsky.social
A piada veio prontinha.
Obrigada, Meta.
January 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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paulomoreira.bsky.social
sim defenda mais
January 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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theserfstv.bsky.social
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
pepocapivara.bsky.social
Eu tô com dor de garganta num banheiro escuro enquanto tocam músicas infantis em looping.

Eu... morri?
January 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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amiiillustrates.bsky.social
Funny cartoon of a person saying to the grim reaper “I’ve gotta check with work first”. Illustration drawn in simplistic line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
December 19, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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sonic.bsky.social
hot internet take but not all media that is lost needs to be "lost media"

like some things are not worth preserving and that is ok
December 15, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
Explain this, humankind
Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.
December 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM
pepocapivara.bsky.social
Eunice foi Brasileira com B maiusculo
December 11, 2024 at 9:35 PM
pepocapivara.bsky.social
Se todos os caralhos dos restaurantes nessa cidade esquecida por Deus abrem as 11:30 e eu entro no trabalho as 12, eu NUNCA MAIS VOU ALMOÇAR NA MINHA VIDA??
December 7, 2024 at 12:57 PM
pepocapivara.bsky.social
Será q vale a pena
December 5, 2024 at 1:42 AM
pepocapivara.bsky.social
Cê viu? O presidente da correria do sul ativou a lei marciana né
December 4, 2024 at 11:16 AM
pepocapivara.bsky.social
La donna è mobile (that girl is a cellphone)
December 3, 2024 at 4:54 PM