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Keegan 🧙‍♂️🔆 🍏🏴‍☠️
@perogixw.bsky.social
Pope Crabulous XXV, Soda Poptifex of the Big Doink Smokin' Magpie Cabal - he/they wizard - hail eris 🧙🐸
*slacking off at work* this is a general strike until my demands are met (played enough tower defense on my phone)
June 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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having simps is like being a landed noble of ancient greece or ptolemaic egypt
May 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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happy easter
April 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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🍀
April 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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a nice crow who watched the waves with me
April 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
You can throw up in space but you can't dry heave. It's because heavin is a place on Earth.
March 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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a dream about being close down to bugs and flowers on the ground
February 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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lambent sapphire spotlight ✨
February 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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January 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
@sonictran.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY NERDLINGER
January 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I am constantly insulted on this platform
December 27, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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December 22, 2024 at 6:16 PM
12 hour twit ban for wishful thinking about Rowling's oncological future, lol
December 22, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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when you flop on bluesky it's called you blue it
December 2, 2024 at 8:50 AM
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🎶 boogaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
and all you scientists can suck our dicks 🎶
December 2, 2024 at 8:49 AM
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i’m going “goblin mode”

those who know 😂
October 21, 2024 at 6:39 AM
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October 17, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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Hey new Bluesky users: this website has no centralized algorithm.

If you think it seems dead in here, it's absolutely not.

However, you are going to have to follow more people than you did on Twitter to see a lot of action in your Home feed.
October 17, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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I’m seeing a lot of new bluesky signups so it’s time again to warn people about the cowboy. If you see posts from the cowboy, DO NOT interact with them. If the cowboy replies to you with “yeehaw” PLEASE don’t respond
October 17, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Oh hey are we all actually here now?
October 17, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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RIP Dianne Feinstein. You died doing what you loved. Answering hot questions and eating even hotter wings.
September 29, 2023 at 1:22 PM
might actually start using this app more if this dumass birdsite ID thing happens
September 29, 2023 at 2:20 PM
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Love the hell out of this. Alan Moore’s BBC Maestro course has this as a core tenet. Which…surprises no one. Anyway. My favorite excerpt about the power of the pen:
August 15, 2023 at 1:16 AM