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My New Year’s resolution is to be even more of a hater to “A.I.”

A soul-murdering scam to create a generation of dead-inside drones - if you use it on the reg you’re a clown at best and if you promote it you’re lower than the shit on Satan’s hoof, sorry I don’t make the rules etc.
January 1, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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I hope 2026 is kind to us all
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Learning a sashiko pattern to complete my goal of quilting something before the year is out! I love being creative and making things with my hands goddamn
December 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms

you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Very happy to announce that this artwork will be released as a limited edition print in collaboration with The Print Space!

To celebrate, I’m giving away one of these prints!
Sign up to my mailing list before November 26th to enter the giveaway ♥

➡️ ahhznx-n6.myshopify.com/pages/print-...
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I’ve been hearing Adam talk through this piece in stages for a year but didn’t understand it because I don’t understand gaming or the history of D&D. The last time we had dinner he went through the whole thing and it blew my mind
The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons and Dragons to Be Racist
The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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I'm hearing these SNAP benefit updates:
-100% Washington state
-100% Michigan
-100% California
-Partial Illinois
-Partial North Carolina
-1/2 Vermont

(Note that not everyone in these states received money today because their typical day of the month for benefits may not have passed yet)
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Over the Garden Wall Reanimated premieres tomorrow 🎃
November 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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This is my regular reminder to everyone that jstor is open to the general public now; a free account there will give you access to 100 papers a year.
regrettably if you try to point this out online you'll get yelled out by 79208 journalists going OH SO YOU WANT JOURNALISTS TO STARVE??? even if you're, say, a journalist yourself, and point out that while there are clearly no easy answers, the status quo isn't exactly working for society
September 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I asked how to handle some change at work. The cards say “hit the bricks” LOL
August 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
What if I bit my husband. Just gently. Who could stop me from putting my teeth into my soft husband at low velocity and with great care
August 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Well, there’s a big knot that I found while trying to thin out the bowl of spoon #1 so I guess I saved myself a ton of work finding it now rather than later
August 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Starting to learn to carve spoons and I have blisters on both thumbs but IM DOING IT!!!
August 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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The Lure Of The Underground, by Alfred Leete, 1927.
August 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Capitulation has consequences
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Aug 20
Target CEO Brian Cornell is stepping down after 11 years at the retailer, as the company faces slumping sales and backlash to its retreat on DEI. cnn.it/3UCqycs
August 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Shots in my boobies ow
August 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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pardner!!! hold on!! #merch
August 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’m in my party trick era now, I suppose. I’ve just picked up tarot reading in earnest and I’ve taken a deep dive into Fuser
August 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The majestic and badass Tuomas for @ghostmonument.bsky.social on Artfight— probably my last attack for this year! It’s been so fun and I’ve learned so much 🖤

#artfight #teamfossils
July 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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You're going to start hearing a lot of talk about moving in to crypto as a way to bypass payment processors and what I need all of you to understand is that Anybody Saying This Is Trying To Scam You. They Have Potentially Millions Of Dollars In Crypto They Can't Cash Out Unless You Buy It From Them.
July 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Inevitably, when I feel at my most hermit-like, people start coming out of the woodwork inviting me to do things
July 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Thank you for reading Griefer Belt in its comic form up until this point. I have an important UPDATE for you!

CONTINUE HERE:
docs.google.com/document/d/1IpHRkGgKPG8cFROQl0CNTgH2YARp1jqrOHGkAgyRc_o/edit?usp=sharing
July 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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the cowls of mice
October 21, 2023 at 6:15 AM
Darling girls Eve (left) and Raine (right) for Desirecomics and CrypticSheep on Artfight 💕💕

#artfight #teamfossils
July 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM