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Hot Girl Summer is officially over. Now let us all celebrate Witch Woman Winter.

Sometimes that social battery goes riiiight from 73% to 0% like oh no I must have my brightness cranked up too far, like either put me back in dark mode or I’m gonna need to recharge for a while

Give her what she really wants this holiday season. Death to the patriarchy, bodily autonomy, and real pockets in every dress and pair of pants.

Please end whatever it is that is making it look like midnight at 4:34 I’m so depressed

My cat has two and only two settings and they are:

1) awww look at the sleepy little baby

- or -

2) I swear to god if this motherf...