Patrick Hales
@phalure.bsky.social
I'm amazed at how these spineless fuckers can't even take even the easiest slam dunk issue like "murder bad, we're going to do something about it" and fuck it up. This is precisely how we have arrived at where we are at because our options are literal fascists and do nothing fucking cowards.
Jeffries dodged when multiple reporter, myself included, ask about using appropriations to rein in ICE
January 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I'm amazed at how these spineless fuckers can't even take even the easiest slam dunk issue like "murder bad, we're going to do something about it" and fuck it up. This is precisely how we have arrived at where we are at because our options are literal fascists and do nothing fucking cowards.
This year is gonna fuckin’ suck. I can already tell.
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 AM
This year is gonna fuckin’ suck. I can already tell.
Make the Pop Tarts Bowl the championship game. It’s the only bowl game that matters.
December 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Make the Pop Tarts Bowl the championship game. It’s the only bowl game that matters.
I’ve had to use Facebook for the first time in like 15 years this week and it has gradually destroyed my soul. We truly live in the dumbest time.
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’ve had to use Facebook for the first time in like 15 years this week and it has gradually destroyed my soul. We truly live in the dumbest time.
The math here is truly incredible. I’m going to spend Thanksgiving feasting on rage.
We have a “poverty trap” and it’s driving the destruction of social cohesion.
The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”.
Which is why the rage.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”.
Which is why the rage.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The math here is truly incredible. I’m going to spend Thanksgiving feasting on rage.
Just when I think irony is dead, Jim Jordan shows up to murder it again.
Jim Jordan: "We're all for protecting innocent victims, we're all for exposing the bad guys who did bad guys who did bad things, but ... "
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Just when I think irony is dead, Jim Jordan shows up to murder it again.
Chuck Schumer preparing his trustiest “strongly worded letter” writing pen for when the ACA vote absolutely doesn’t happen.
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Chuck Schumer preparing his trustiest “strongly worded letter” writing pen for when the ACA vote absolutely doesn’t happen.
So good. @talibkweli.bsky.social killed it tonight.
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
So good. @talibkweli.bsky.social killed it tonight.
Keep track of every dipshit politician who backed Cuomo and kick em’ to the curb when the time comes. They showed you who they are. That’s not gonna change. You don’t get rewarded for betting on the wrong fucking horse.
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Keep track of every dipshit politician who backed Cuomo and kick em’ to the curb when the time comes. They showed you who they are. That’s not gonna change. You don’t get rewarded for betting on the wrong fucking horse.
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Released 34 years ago today
Pennywise, the self-titled debut album by the punk rock band Pennywise, with the outstanding track Bro Hymn
PENNYWISE - BRO HYMN (LIVE AT GAMPEL OPEN AIR 2006)
#punk #punks #punkrock #pennywise #surfpunk #skatepunk #history #punkrockhistory #otd
Pennywise, the self-titled debut album by the punk rock band Pennywise, with the outstanding track Bro Hymn
PENNYWISE - BRO HYMN (LIVE AT GAMPEL OPEN AIR 2006)
#punk #punks #punkrock #pennywise #surfpunk #skatepunk #history #punkrockhistory #otd
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Released 34 years ago today
Pennywise, the self-titled debut album by the punk rock band Pennywise, with the outstanding track Bro Hymn
PENNYWISE - BRO HYMN (LIVE AT GAMPEL OPEN AIR 2006)
#punk #punks #punkrock #pennywise #surfpunk #skatepunk #history #punkrockhistory #otd
Pennywise, the self-titled debut album by the punk rock band Pennywise, with the outstanding track Bro Hymn
PENNYWISE - BRO HYMN (LIVE AT GAMPEL OPEN AIR 2006)
#punk #punks #punkrock #pennywise #surfpunk #skatepunk #history #punkrockhistory #otd
Reposted by Patrick Hales
Born and raised in Omaha—Schmaderer’s tenure as police chief has sucked for pretty much all of it, and his handling of the 2020 protests was ass. Not surprised he still can’t keep a grip on the racist assholes in his department. I’ll be surprised if those chucklefucks are actually fired
October 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Born and raised in Omaha—Schmaderer’s tenure as police chief has sucked for pretty much all of it, and his handling of the 2020 protests was ass. Not surprised he still can’t keep a grip on the racist assholes in his department. I’ll be surprised if those chucklefucks are actually fired
Bank: “Congratulations on paying off your car loan!”
Credit bureaus: “How dare you.”
Credit bureaus: “How dare you.”
October 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Bank: “Congratulations on paying off your car loan!”
Credit bureaus: “How dare you.”
Credit bureaus: “How dare you.”
This is the correct response when somebody knowingly lies straight to your face.
Mike Flood’s town hall erupts in boos after he claims that Republicans protected Medicaid
August 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This is the correct response when somebody knowingly lies straight to your face.
I was pretty much born a Cubs fan but, as a kid, Ryno was the player who sealed the deal for my lifetime love of the Cubs. RIP to an absolute legend.
With great sadness, we share that Ryne Sandberg has passed away today.
July 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I was pretty much born a Cubs fan but, as a kid, Ryno was the player who sealed the deal for my lifetime love of the Cubs. RIP to an absolute legend.
I cannot express in words how much Jake Tapper can lick my balls.
"A society can't allow EVERYBODY to have free speech!" is a helluva take.
June 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I cannot express in words how much Jake Tapper can lick my balls.
The real fun in all of this is how they both are still giant, gaping assholes and nothing can change that.
June 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The real fun in all of this is how they both are still giant, gaping assholes and nothing can change that.
Surprised this dipshit even got in the door but hats off to the punks who consistently know how to take out this trash.
a proper way to deal with Nazis at the punk show, from Punk Rock Bowling in Las Vegas this weekend
May 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Surprised this dipshit even got in the door but hats off to the punks who consistently know how to take out this trash.
www.nasfaa.org/news-item/36...
It becomes more and more obvious everyday that the republican party wants this country to be as uneducated as possible. They've seen the numbers and know the uneducated are far more likely to vote for them.
It becomes more and more obvious everyday that the republican party wants this country to be as uneducated as possible. They've seen the numbers and know the uneducated are far more likely to vote for them.
NASFAA | Trump Releases FY 2026 'Skinny' Budget Proposal, Making Cuts to ED Programs and Eliminating FSEOG
www.nasfaa.org
May 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
www.nasfaa.org/news-item/36...
It becomes more and more obvious everyday that the republican party wants this country to be as uneducated as possible. They've seen the numbers and know the uneducated are far more likely to vote for them.
It becomes more and more obvious everyday that the republican party wants this country to be as uneducated as possible. They've seen the numbers and know the uneducated are far more likely to vote for them.
It's been 8 years but, nonetheless, Happy New Propagandhi Day to all those who celebrate.
May 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It's been 8 years but, nonetheless, Happy New Propagandhi Day to all those who celebrate.
Ahhhh, the American dream of fighting over less goods that are more expensive.
Trump on China: "They made a trillion dollars with Biden selling us stuff. Much of it we don't need. Somebody said, 'oh, the shelves are gonna be open.' Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, and maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more."
April 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ahhhh, the American dream of fighting over less goods that are more expensive.
Job well done, Canada. Proud of you.
April 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Job well done, Canada. Proud of you.
Me getting into bed with the windows open and 95% humidity:
a woman in a bathrobe is standing next to a swimming pool with a towel in it .
ALT: a woman in a bathrobe is standing next to a swimming pool with a towel in it .
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April 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Me getting into bed with the windows open and 95% humidity:
My entire timeline is protests and Cubs baseball. It’s really working out.
April 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My entire timeline is protests and Cubs baseball. It’s really working out.