philTHEvoid
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"Repent, Harlequin!" Said the Ticktockman
This never would have happened if he'd listened to the Wu-Tang.
September 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This never would have happened if he'd listened to the Wu-Tang.
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Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
I'm just kidding when I say "Trump had Charlie Kirk killed to distract from the Epstein files," but someone out there isn't.
September 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I'm just kidding when I say "Trump had Charlie Kirk killed to distract from the Epstein files," but someone out there isn't.
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September 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I like (and by like I mean hate) the way this guy's like "Look at me, I'm a pedophile who pimps out children to very powerful people!" and all of his friends are like "You sure are Jeff! lol!" and also at least two of those friends have been or are POTUS.
September 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I like (and by like I mean hate) the way this guy's like "Look at me, I'm a pedophile who pimps out children to very powerful people!" and all of his friends are like "You sure are Jeff! lol!" and also at least two of those friends have been or are POTUS.
Welcome back, Dramatic Chipmunk.
August 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Welcome back, Dramatic Chipmunk.
To his credit, establishment Democrats seem threatened and hostile to his presence, but what are the odds that Zohran Mamdani pulls a Sinema / Fetterman / Gallego and pivots towards the center after running on their progressive bonafides?
July 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
To his credit, establishment Democrats seem threatened and hostile to his presence, but what are the odds that Zohran Mamdani pulls a Sinema / Fetterman / Gallego and pivots towards the center after running on their progressive bonafides?
I've run the data, I've crunched the numbers, I've done tests in the field, and finally feel ready to answer a timeless question that has surely weighed heavily on all of us:
No, cats are not fans of Aztec death whistles.
No, cats are not fans of Aztec death whistles.
July 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I've run the data, I've crunched the numbers, I've done tests in the field, and finally feel ready to answer a timeless question that has surely weighed heavily on all of us:
No, cats are not fans of Aztec death whistles.
No, cats are not fans of Aztec death whistles.
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I could be eating caviar with foie gras if I had all my ducks in a roe.
May 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I could be eating caviar with foie gras if I had all my ducks in a roe.
When you think about it, cats are nature's fidget spinners.
I will not elaborate.
I will not elaborate.
May 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
When you think about it, cats are nature's fidget spinners.
I will not elaborate.
I will not elaborate.
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This idea that you can win bigots over with the right sequence of words is just completely antithetical to reality
You can't. It doesn't work. You need to make them too terrified of the cost - physical, material or social - to express their bigoted views in public
That's how we 'win the argument'.
You can't. It doesn't work. You need to make them too terrified of the cost - physical, material or social - to express their bigoted views in public
That's how we 'win the argument'.
May 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This idea that you can win bigots over with the right sequence of words is just completely antithetical to reality
You can't. It doesn't work. You need to make them too terrified of the cost - physical, material or social - to express their bigoted views in public
That's how we 'win the argument'.
You can't. It doesn't work. You need to make them too terrified of the cost - physical, material or social - to express their bigoted views in public
That's how we 'win the argument'.
Former whores make the most devout Christians and vise versa.
April 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Former whores make the most devout Christians and vise versa.
Formerly the POTUS was described as the most powerful man in the world, but now he's just a condom that an oligarch has pulled on so that he can try and fuck the world without consequence.
March 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Formerly the POTUS was described as the most powerful man in the world, but now he's just a condom that an oligarch has pulled on so that he can try and fuck the world without consequence.
I'm not an expert on ghosts, or guns, but the SCOTUS ruling regarding ghost guns seems poorly thought out.
Without ghost guns, what's to stop the ghost of King George from materializing in our homes and bossing us around?
Without ghost guns, what's to stop the ghost of King George from materializing in our homes and bossing us around?
March 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I'm not an expert on ghosts, or guns, but the SCOTUS ruling regarding ghost guns seems poorly thought out.
Without ghost guns, what's to stop the ghost of King George from materializing in our homes and bossing us around?
Without ghost guns, what's to stop the ghost of King George from materializing in our homes and bossing us around?
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I’m gonna disagree. Dems should say: “You know damn well Republicans don’t care about women’s sports. And you know they get arrested every single day for preying on kids. No wonder they make laws where they get to look in your kid’s pants. They wanted to make a child predator Attorney General.” …
Here’s what Democrats should say about trans women and girls playing sports:
“Republicans don’t care about women sports. They just want you to fear young people living their lives freely—so you don’t get angry about their billionaire overlords picking your pockets and controlling everything.”
“Republicans don’t care about women sports. They just want you to fear young people living their lives freely—so you don’t get angry about their billionaire overlords picking your pockets and controlling everything.”
March 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’m gonna disagree. Dems should say: “You know damn well Republicans don’t care about women’s sports. And you know they get arrested every single day for preying on kids. No wonder they make laws where they get to look in your kid’s pants. They wanted to make a child predator Attorney General.” …
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
I googled "from dictatorship to democracy" and Google asked to ping my location. Weird.
January 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I googled "from dictatorship to democracy" and Google asked to ping my location. Weird.
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"A poisonous snake in the house is just as dangerous as a wolf outdoors...The logic of fighting Hitlerian ideas abroad & letting them lie coiled & dangerous in one's own front room just doesn't make sense."
--Langston Hughes
--Langston Hughes
January 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"A poisonous snake in the house is just as dangerous as a wolf outdoors...The logic of fighting Hitlerian ideas abroad & letting them lie coiled & dangerous in one's own front room just doesn't make sense."
--Langston Hughes
--Langston Hughes
Really enjoying Creature Commandos.
December 27, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Really enjoying Creature Commandos.
I made another stupid thing because someone wore this to our ugly sweater office Christmas party, and saying it there may have gotten me fired.
December 23, 2024 at 2:55 AM
I made another stupid thing because someone wore this to our ugly sweater office Christmas party, and saying it there may have gotten me fired.
"BrIaN tHoMpSoN wAs A hUmAn BeInG!"
No shit. If Luigi Maggione shot a dog, we'd all* hate him.
*Excepting Trump, who'd probably pardon him and appoint him to his cabinet.
No shit. If Luigi Maggione shot a dog, we'd all* hate him.
*Excepting Trump, who'd probably pardon him and appoint him to his cabinet.
December 11, 2024 at 8:43 PM
"BrIaN tHoMpSoN wAs A hUmAn BeInG!"
No shit. If Luigi Maggione shot a dog, we'd all* hate him.
*Excepting Trump, who'd probably pardon him and appoint him to his cabinet.
No shit. If Luigi Maggione shot a dog, we'd all* hate him.
*Excepting Trump, who'd probably pardon him and appoint him to his cabinet.
IASIP where the gang declares Paddy's Pub to be a no-rules freedom zone, so as to attract sexy people for uninhibited fun, but instead attract the MacPoyles, who don't shower, wear filthy bathrobes, drink unpasteurized milk, and feel up their own kin. This is also the story of the Libertarian Party.
December 8, 2024 at 7:49 PM
IASIP where the gang declares Paddy's Pub to be a no-rules freedom zone, so as to attract sexy people for uninhibited fun, but instead attract the MacPoyles, who don't shower, wear filthy bathrobes, drink unpasteurized milk, and feel up their own kin. This is also the story of the Libertarian Party.
Biden spent the last year aiding and abetting genocide. Mentioning the pardon is like saying "Yeah, plus Jeffrey Dahmer farted in an elevator that one time."
December 3, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Biden spent the last year aiding and abetting genocide. Mentioning the pardon is like saying "Yeah, plus Jeffrey Dahmer farted in an elevator that one time."
pitbulls and orange cats: a case study in FAFO
December 2, 2024 at 6:50 PM
pitbulls and orange cats: a case study in FAFO
In college, my two favorite quotes overhead from professors were "Incest is the ultimate act of anarchy," and "The two greatest tools for diplomacy are money, and whiskey, in that order."
November 29, 2024 at 6:28 PM
In college, my two favorite quotes overhead from professors were "Incest is the ultimate act of anarchy," and "The two greatest tools for diplomacy are money, and whiskey, in that order."