Phil
@philphelix.bsky.social
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yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city
June 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city
GRWM while I prep to pitch Whoppenheimer, the alternate universe musical where he invents Whoppers candy instead of the A-bomb.
May 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
GRWM while I prep to pitch Whoppenheimer, the alternate universe musical where he invents Whoppers candy instead of the A-bomb.
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we’re going to run the country like a business! *fires HR, hires a bunch of unqualified executives, fires all the workers*
January 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
we’re going to run the country like a business! *fires HR, hires a bunch of unqualified executives, fires all the workers*
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DEM SENATOR: Well there’s always next time 😃 a hearty “good game” to my colleagues across the aisle as they shepherd our great nation in the spirit of collaboration and teamwork! 🦅🫡
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]
January 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
DEM SENATOR: Well there’s always next time 😃 a hearty “good game” to my colleagues across the aisle as they shepherd our great nation in the spirit of collaboration and teamwork! 🦅🫡
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]
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"The Chinese government will have your information."
Oh no, what are they gonna do? Spy on me without a warrant? Use my location data to charge me for paying for an abortion? Bring racketeering charges against me for protesting a facility where cops train to shoot civilians? Sounds scary.
Oh no, what are they gonna do? Spy on me without a warrant? Use my location data to charge me for paying for an abortion? Bring racketeering charges against me for protesting a facility where cops train to shoot civilians? Sounds scary.
January 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
"The Chinese government will have your information."
Oh no, what are they gonna do? Spy on me without a warrant? Use my location data to charge me for paying for an abortion? Bring racketeering charges against me for protesting a facility where cops train to shoot civilians? Sounds scary.
Oh no, what are they gonna do? Spy on me without a warrant? Use my location data to charge me for paying for an abortion? Bring racketeering charges against me for protesting a facility where cops train to shoot civilians? Sounds scary.
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TikTok is pretty much my favorite social media platform.
If Elon buys it would be worse than it simply being banned and gone.
It's a pet cemetery scenario.
If Elon buys it would be worse than it simply being banned and gone.
It's a pet cemetery scenario.
January 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
TikTok is pretty much my favorite social media platform.
If Elon buys it would be worse than it simply being banned and gone.
It's a pet cemetery scenario.
If Elon buys it would be worse than it simply being banned and gone.
It's a pet cemetery scenario.
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(Arriving at my first rodeo) wait, what the fuck is this?
December 10, 2024 at 10:19 PM
(Arriving at my first rodeo) wait, what the fuck is this?