Emily N. Bartz, PhD (she/her)
@phusaza.bsky.social
A Friend in PHLEGM. Part-time Middle-earth door-to-door button salesman. Opinions are mine and mostly silly. Occasionally serious, still mine. PhD in Rhetoric and Composition.
Hudson Williams would make a great Turin Turambar. #HeatedRivalry #TheSilmarillion
December 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hudson Williams would make a great Turin Turambar. #HeatedRivalry #TheSilmarillion
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Cheers to every Canadian taxpayer 🇨🇦 #HeatedRivalry
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Cheers to every Canadian taxpayer 🇨🇦 #HeatedRivalry
I wonder if Ilya Rosanov likes ketchup chips and Nanaimo bars. #HeatedRivalry
December 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I wonder if Ilya Rosanov likes ketchup chips and Nanaimo bars. #HeatedRivalry
Driving casually to the yarn store on Christmas Eve is so scary because everyone else is driving with PURPOSE. They are locked in. They have errands to run and places to be.
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Driving casually to the yarn store on Christmas Eve is so scary because everyone else is driving with PURPOSE. They are locked in. They have errands to run and places to be.
December 23rd is my most unsupervised day of the year.
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
December 23rd is my most unsupervised day of the year.
#HeatedRivalry Question: Is that really a cottage? Like in the Canadian definition?
December 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
#HeatedRivalry Question: Is that really a cottage? Like in the Canadian definition?
Reposted by Emily N. Bartz, PhD (she/her)
Merry Christmas! It's the Hater's Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog! defector.com/the-2025-hat...
The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...
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December 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Merry Christmas! It's the Hater's Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog! defector.com/the-2025-hat...
why when we say something was filmed on a low quality camera we call it a potato
December 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
why when we say something was filmed on a low quality camera we call it a potato
I need #HeatedRivalry fans in Albuquerque, New Mexico to calm down. My local grocers is out of ginger ale. 😭
a man in a grey hoodie is sitting on a couch looking at the camera
Alt: Shane Hollander in a grey hoodie sitting on a couch looking at the camera devastated.
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I need #HeatedRivalry fans in Albuquerque, New Mexico to calm down. My local grocers is out of ginger ale. 😭
#HeatedRivalry brings to the forefront the real struggle that is being a person who just wants to order a goddamn ginger ale in a restaurant in North America.
December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
#HeatedRivalry brings to the forefront the real struggle that is being a person who just wants to order a goddamn ginger ale in a restaurant in North America.
I dont have video editing talent. Can someone make a #HeatedRivalry edit to 'We Kiss in a Shadow'? When I saw Episode 3 all I could think of was that line "To kiss in the sunlight / and say to the sky / 'Behold and believe what you see / Behold how my lover loves me'. 🥹😭 #SKIP 😭
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I dont have video editing talent. Can someone make a #HeatedRivalry edit to 'We Kiss in a Shadow'? When I saw Episode 3 all I could think of was that line "To kiss in the sunlight / and say to the sky / 'Behold and believe what you see / Behold how my lover loves me'. 🥹😭 #SKIP 😭
Fëanor would have loved beta blockers.
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Fëanor would have loved beta blockers.
There's this show called Grantchester on Netflix about a bored vicar who solves mysteries and like what is it with the murder rate in this tiny village
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
There's this show called Grantchester on Netflix about a bored vicar who solves mysteries and like what is it with the murder rate in this tiny village
🤔 the existence of allied health professionals implies the existence of axis health professionals
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
🤔 the existence of allied health professionals implies the existence of axis health professionals
the best way to find out breaking news is through ao3
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
the best way to find out breaking news is through ao3
Reposted by Emily N. Bartz, PhD (she/her)
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
I would rather stand on stage in front of thousands of people and, without warm-up or prep, sing the Queen of the Night aria from The Magic Flute, than have to type into a Google Doc while other people watch me.
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I would rather stand on stage in front of thousands of people and, without warm-up or prep, sing the Queen of the Night aria from The Magic Flute, than have to type into a Google Doc while other people watch me.
I think they caved so they could attend memorial services today without heckling.
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I think they caved so they could attend memorial services today without heckling.
Why didn't Dracula pack enough snacks for Dracula? #TheLastVoyageOfTheDemeter
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Why didn't Dracula pack enough snacks for Dracula? #TheLastVoyageOfTheDemeter
Reposted by Emily N. Bartz, PhD (she/her)
Seems like a good time for the Speaker of the House to swear in Rep. Grijalva.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Seems like a good time for the Speaker of the House to swear in Rep. Grijalva.
Reposted by Emily N. Bartz, PhD (she/her)
My husband was detained by ICE today
Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away
I have had zero contact or updates since
#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov
Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away
I have had zero contact or updates since
#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov
October 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My husband was detained by ICE today
Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away
I have had zero contact or updates since
#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov
Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away
I have had zero contact or updates since
#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov
dude i'm just over here trying to get fresh fruit and veg in schools 🤷♀️
October 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
dude i'm just over here trying to get fresh fruit and veg in schools 🤷♀️