Pat
@phwildman124.bsky.social
Rocker
Writer
Vinyl Lover
Purveyor of Fine Intoxicants
Writer
Vinyl Lover
Purveyor of Fine Intoxicants
I will be mad that Quarry only got one season until the day I die.
@michaeldfuller.bsky.social created such a rich and compelling world that deserved so much better than what it got.
@michaeldfuller.bsky.social created such a rich and compelling world that deserved so much better than what it got.
August 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I will be mad that Quarry only got one season until the day I die.
@michaeldfuller.bsky.social created such a rich and compelling world that deserved so much better than what it got.
@michaeldfuller.bsky.social created such a rich and compelling world that deserved so much better than what it got.
I've been at an all inclusive resort for almost a week, and I've seen it enough that I gotta ask...
Dudes...
WHO is wearing underwear under their swim trunks?!??!! WHY?!?!?
It can't be comfortable.
The ladies know you gotta let ya stuff breathe.
What am I missing here!?!?!
Dudes...
WHO is wearing underwear under their swim trunks?!??!! WHY?!?!?
It can't be comfortable.
The ladies know you gotta let ya stuff breathe.
What am I missing here!?!?!
March 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I've been at an all inclusive resort for almost a week, and I've seen it enough that I gotta ask...
Dudes...
WHO is wearing underwear under their swim trunks?!??!! WHY?!?!?
It can't be comfortable.
The ladies know you gotta let ya stuff breathe.
What am I missing here!?!?!
Dudes...
WHO is wearing underwear under their swim trunks?!??!! WHY?!?!?
It can't be comfortable.
The ladies know you gotta let ya stuff breathe.
What am I missing here!?!?!
Who are 5 artists in heavy rotation right now?
1. Superheaven
2. Local H
3. Balance and Composure
4. Drug Church
5. Better Lovers
1. Superheaven
2. Local H
3. Balance and Composure
4. Drug Church
5. Better Lovers
Who are 5 artists you have in heavy rotation right now?
1. Trivium (always)
2. Istasha
3. kamaara
4. Ice Nine Kills
5. Ashnikko
1. Trivium (always)
2. Istasha
3. kamaara
4. Ice Nine Kills
5. Ashnikko
Who are 5 artists you have in heavy rotation right now?
1. Witch of the Vale
2. The Midnight
3. Janelle Monáe
4. Postmodern Jukebox
5. *looks around for Tommy, whispers* Chappell Roan
1. Witch of the Vale
2. The Midnight
3. Janelle Monáe
4. Postmodern Jukebox
5. *looks around for Tommy, whispers* Chappell Roan
November 17, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Who are 5 artists in heavy rotation right now?
1. Superheaven
2. Local H
3. Balance and Composure
4. Drug Church
5. Better Lovers
1. Superheaven
2. Local H
3. Balance and Composure
4. Drug Church
5. Better Lovers
Missy Elliott didn't put her thang down, flip it and reverse it for you to cry over a boy who looks like THAT... get it together, bestie.
May 10, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Missy Elliott didn't put her thang down, flip it and reverse it for you to cry over a boy who looks like THAT... get it together, bestie.
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Joni Mitchell is gonna be furious!
April 30, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Joni Mitchell is gonna be furious!
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You don't get to say 'we regret that the protesters escalated' and 'community safety is our top priority' when the protesters are students who haven't hurt anybody and your response was calling in, like, a hundred unaccountable guys with guns
May 1, 2024 at 1:52 AM
You don't get to say 'we regret that the protesters escalated' and 'community safety is our top priority' when the protesters are students who haven't hurt anybody and your response was calling in, like, a hundred unaccountable guys with guns
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Yes, a violent group of psychos that led an armed insurrection in an attempt to overthrow the government in the name of a flatulent con man is the same as non-violent individuals protesting violence and murder
May 1, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Yes, a violent group of psychos that led an armed insurrection in an attempt to overthrow the government in the name of a flatulent con man is the same as non-violent individuals protesting violence and murder
Putting my dick and balls in the public soda machine and getting mad when people ask me to remove them.
May 1, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Putting my dick and balls in the public soda machine and getting mad when people ask me to remove them.
Head Colds at Subway
A sneezing sandwich artist
Please don't touch my meat
A sneezing sandwich artist
Please don't touch my meat
February 21, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Head Colds at Subway
A sneezing sandwich artist
Please don't touch my meat
A sneezing sandwich artist
Please don't touch my meat
Like being on tour. All the audiences need the same experience.
if you see me posting my old threads …. mind ya business
February 19, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Like being on tour. All the audiences need the same experience.
I loved @seanbaby.bsky.social 's Rest of the Crap column in EGM all those years ago.
A real formative influence as I was figuring out my sense of humour.
So fun to hear him as the guest on the Steven Seagal ep of Behind the Bastards!
A real formative influence as I was figuring out my sense of humour.
So fun to hear him as the guest on the Steven Seagal ep of Behind the Bastards!
February 18, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I loved @seanbaby.bsky.social 's Rest of the Crap column in EGM all those years ago.
A real formative influence as I was figuring out my sense of humour.
So fun to hear him as the guest on the Steven Seagal ep of Behind the Bastards!
A real formative influence as I was figuring out my sense of humour.
So fun to hear him as the guest on the Steven Seagal ep of Behind the Bastards!
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if you can't take me at my Ballsest, you don't deserve me at my Mahoneyest
May 11, 2023 at 11:00 PM
if you can't take me at my Ballsest, you don't deserve me at my Mahoneyest
Why I decided to start Behind the Bastards from THE BEGINNING, I'll never know.
@iwriteok.bsky.social has been surprisingly good company on long drives.
@iwriteok.bsky.social has been surprisingly good company on long drives.
February 18, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Why I decided to start Behind the Bastards from THE BEGINNING, I'll never know.
@iwriteok.bsky.social has been surprisingly good company on long drives.
@iwriteok.bsky.social has been surprisingly good company on long drives.