JADE!!!
@physicssux.bsky.social
physics phd student -:- she/her 📡
age = current year (im 2000 years old) 🏳️⚧️
chahta sia micha chahta iskitini anumpoli li
age = current year (im 2000 years old) 🏳️⚧️
chahta sia micha chahta iskitini anumpoli li
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He probably has a million girlfriends or something because of his cute gloves that have the flap that go over and turn into mittens
October 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
He probably has a million girlfriends or something because of his cute gloves that have the flap that go over and turn into mittens
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repeat after me: i am fucking gorgeous
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
repeat after me: i am fucking gorgeous
there is beauty in the world
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
there is beauty in the world
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WELCOME…TO CASTLE SEXFUCK, WHERE PLEASURE DWELLS AND NOTHING IS FORBIDDEN. FEEL FREE TO THROW YOUR COAT ON THE BED THERE. I KNOW IT’S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET BUT I PUT ARTHUR CHRISTMAS ON THE ROKU HAHA. I JUST LOVE THAT MOVIE. WE GOT A TAMALES CIRCLE GOING IN THE KITCHEN BTW. YOU LIKE CARCASSONNE?
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
WELCOME…TO CASTLE SEXFUCK, WHERE PLEASURE DWELLS AND NOTHING IS FORBIDDEN. FEEL FREE TO THROW YOUR COAT ON THE BED THERE. I KNOW IT’S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET BUT I PUT ARTHUR CHRISTMAS ON THE ROKU HAHA. I JUST LOVE THAT MOVIE. WE GOT A TAMALES CIRCLE GOING IN THE KITCHEN BTW. YOU LIKE CARCASSONNE?
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I just Googled "RFK cum piss" and now I feel like I need to stay off the internet for the next week.
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I just Googled "RFK cum piss" and now I feel like I need to stay off the internet for the next week.
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wow why does that thing i just read not surprise me even a little dkfjskfkdkfkddkld goddamn it
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
wow why does that thing i just read not surprise me even a little dkfjskfkdkfkddkld goddamn it
woman in front of me on the flight to OK is wearing a maga hat and her suitcase is covered in trump bumper stickers such as “😎 DJT #1 FAN,” a TRUMP/PENCE poster reading “MEAN TWEETS & CHEAP GAS,” and a slightly more specific gadsden flag reading “DON’T TREAD ON MY GUN RIGHTS”
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
woman in front of me on the flight to OK is wearing a maga hat and her suitcase is covered in trump bumper stickers such as “😎 DJT #1 FAN,” a TRUMP/PENCE poster reading “MEAN TWEETS & CHEAP GAS,” and a slightly more specific gadsden flag reading “DON’T TREAD ON MY GUN RIGHTS”
it’s so sad being in public when bites reposts something with an nsfw tag
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
it’s so sad being in public when bites reposts something with an nsfw tag
sorry my mirror is dirty you can blame my left earlobe that hasn’t healed since 1/22/2024
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 AM
sorry my mirror is dirty you can blame my left earlobe that hasn’t healed since 1/22/2024
yearly compulsory detrans :(
November 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
yearly compulsory detrans :(
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not for individual sale
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
not for individual sale
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My horny ass COULD NOT search for Atlantis 😛😈
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My horny ass COULD NOT search for Atlantis 😛😈
cause your daddy don’t dance and your momma don’t rock and roll
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 AM
cause your daddy don’t dance and your momma don’t rock and roll
dangggggg the tl is so dry (5 am)
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM
dangggggg the tl is so dry (5 am)
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am i allowed to suck dick with my invisaligns in
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
am i allowed to suck dick with my invisaligns in
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thinking of her (salad bar at pizza hut)
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
thinking of her (salad bar at pizza hut)
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Smelly Kanye: "No one man should have all that shower"
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Smelly Kanye: "No one man should have all that shower"
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MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
christopher?? i hardly knower!
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
christopher?? i hardly knower!
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is this sounding
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
is this sounding