bluesky now has a a brief, opportune window to rebrand itself as "twitter"

Slap that like button if you hate what america stands for but you love grilling brother

the clearest evidence that america is a manifestation of god’s will is that the fourth of july always occurs on july 4th. every. single. time. at which point does something cease to be a coincidence and start to become a miracle

wow, you were all really mean to my friend Pyraxias the Soul Eater. he signed up for bluesky expecting to engage openly with a diverse range of opinions, but you all kept telling him “eating souls is bad” “fuck off with the eating souls” “don’t eat my soul bro” etc

Using a mutual’s following list to find my other friends

imagine if a completely new post could start off with thousands of likes

EDIT: hello again, what's hot!

EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger

Edit 3: Remember to like and subscribe!

Edit 4: ok FINE I'll put longcat back...

Remember when people were spending a million dollars or more for a jpg of a monkey?

2022 was wild.

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

The mass exodus from Twitter has begun, and i for one could not be happier to be rid of elongated muskrat’s hellscape. #twitterexodus

it’s never been more over lol