Pimento Tori
@pimento-tori.bsky.social
former r/l grave cleric, d&d devotee, listens to more nick cave & the bad seeds than anyone should, they/them
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About 80% of my grammar suggestions from Microsoft Word are “why not use a simpler word here for clarity?”
No. Fuck you.
I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.
No. Fuck you.
I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.
August 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
About 80% of my grammar suggestions from Microsoft Word are “why not use a simpler word here for clarity?”
No. Fuck you.
I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.
No. Fuck you.
I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.
Some people go out of town to avoid Stampede Week. I prefer the more budget friendly tactic of acquiring bronchitis instead. Oh no… I have the Plague and can’t participate in cowboy-cosplay week… boo…
July 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Some people go out of town to avoid Stampede Week. I prefer the more budget friendly tactic of acquiring bronchitis instead. Oh no… I have the Plague and can’t participate in cowboy-cosplay week… boo…
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Do you understand how badly you have to fuck up to make Quebec sing the anthem with this much pride
Saw this video and had to share.
This was at the Bell Centre, never heard it so loud, this is Canadian unity 🇨🇦
#CanadianUnity
This was at the Bell Centre, never heard it so loud, this is Canadian unity 🇨🇦
#CanadianUnity
February 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Do you understand how badly you have to fuck up to make Quebec sing the anthem with this much pride
Fuck I hope so. Not sure what else there is right now, honestly.
January 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Fuck I hope so. Not sure what else there is right now, honestly.
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writers gifting fic to artists based on their drawings and artists gifting art based on fics is the purest form of fandom at its core.
January 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
writers gifting fic to artists based on their drawings and artists gifting art based on fics is the purest form of fandom at its core.
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Needed this in a big way tbh
Nice people are struggling over the revelations on Gaiman, and something I keep hearing is, 'His work had a big influence on how I shaped my own identity.' So here's something to remember:
You did that. He didn't do it for you. 1/
You did that. He didn't do it for you. 1/
January 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Needed this in a big way tbh
WHAAAAAT?! WOT?!?! THIS IS HOTTER THAN THE WRITING GIEIFHDJDJFJKFJDJSK!
You’re incredible and my mind is BLOWN 🥵
(the writer was later located deceased in a puddle of tears and drool)
You’re incredible and my mind is BLOWN 🥵
(the writer was later located deceased in a puddle of tears and drool)
Couple sketches based (one more loosely than the other lol) on heylittleriotact's STUPIDLY hot oneshot Leakage 🫣
archiveofourown.org/works/61820041
#emmrichvolkarin #emmrichxrook #emmrook #dragonage
archiveofourown.org/works/61820041
#emmrichvolkarin #emmrichxrook #emmrook #dragonage
January 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
WHAAAAAT?! WOT?!?! THIS IS HOTTER THAN THE WRITING GIEIFHDJDJFJKFJDJSK!
You’re incredible and my mind is BLOWN 🥵
(the writer was later located deceased in a puddle of tears and drool)
You’re incredible and my mind is BLOWN 🥵
(the writer was later located deceased in a puddle of tears and drool)
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I have indeed experienced what Emmrich does, and from the thread and other fan interactions, it's not an uncommon thing. If I can offer something I read a long time ago: you have the right to think about death without being in a state of absolute fear.
January 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I have indeed experienced what Emmrich does, and from the thread and other fan interactions, it's not an uncommon thing. If I can offer something I read a long time ago: you have the right to think about death without being in a state of absolute fear.
I’ve keep feeling like I’ve forgotten how to do everything but I have to keep reminding myself that I was never a digital artist back when I was working consistently: I’m a traditional media artist who stopped doing art and is learning a completely different medium.
December 23, 2024 at 6:16 AM
I’ve keep feeling like I’ve forgotten how to do everything but I have to keep reminding myself that I was never a digital artist back when I was working consistently: I’m a traditional media artist who stopped doing art and is learning a completely different medium.
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Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
December 20, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
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December 20, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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btw if you've never read Roger Ebert's review of The Mummy it's so good it changed me as a person
December 19, 2024 at 5:39 PM
btw if you've never read Roger Ebert's review of The Mummy it's so good it changed me as a person
Today has big “the horrors persist but so do I” energy and I can work with that.
December 19, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Today has big “the horrors persist but so do I” energy and I can work with that.
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i was wondering y i found this screenshot so funny and my buddy put it perfectly LMAO
December 18, 2024 at 9:16 PM
i was wondering y i found this screenshot so funny and my buddy put it perfectly LMAO
Actually though. Disassociating through fandom has kept me sane this year in a big way.
December 17, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Actually though. Disassociating through fandom has kept me sane this year in a big way.
This is it, friends. Year made. Down to the wire, but… woosh. This is so beautiful and I can’t get over the fact that this exists because of you 🤍
Honestly so nervous to post this here but I'm gonna be brave bc heylittleriotact wrote a fic that has a vice grip on my mind. It's amazing. It's perfection and I'm utterly doomed. TY FOR ADDING GASOLINE TO THIS BONFIRE OF MINE. Link to follow in the next post. #emmrook #emmrichvolkarin #emmrichxrook
December 17, 2024 at 5:01 AM
This is it, friends. Year made. Down to the wire, but… woosh. This is so beautiful and I can’t get over the fact that this exists because of you 🤍
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Good morning Professor
November 22, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Good morning Professor
As a former mortician I feel this in my entire soul. He was made for My Kind.
I would like to give everyone involved in the creation of Emmrich Volkarin a little kiss because never in my life have I ever been presented with a character so unbelievably tailored to my specific brain rot
November 12, 2024 at 11:17 PM
As a former mortician I feel this in my entire soul. He was made for My Kind.
Getting to know each other
Pronouns: she/they
Height: 5'3”
Shoe: 7
Zodiac: Aquarius
Smoke: Unfortunately but currently trying to quit!
Tattoos: 4 (Tiny Smaug, Snake, Celestial Hand-Flower, Stick n Poke blob from foolish teenage years)
Piercings: Ears only atm
Fave drink: Jasmine tea
Pronouns: she/they
Height: 5'3”
Shoe: 7
Zodiac: Aquarius
Smoke: Unfortunately but currently trying to quit!
Tattoos: 4 (Tiny Smaug, Snake, Celestial Hand-Flower, Stick n Poke blob from foolish teenage years)
Piercings: Ears only atm
Fave drink: Jasmine tea
Getting to know each other
Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5'5"
Shoe: 9
Zodiac: Leo
Smoke: I have asthma lol
Tattoos: I have two Astarion tattoos!
Piercings: I have my left eyebrow and my septum pierced, as well as some helix piercings.
Fave drink: lavender latte 💜
Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5'5"
Shoe: 9
Zodiac: Leo
Smoke: I have asthma lol
Tattoos: I have two Astarion tattoos!
Piercings: I have my left eyebrow and my septum pierced, as well as some helix piercings.
Fave drink: lavender latte 💜
November 12, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Getting to know each other
Pronouns: she/they
Height: 5'3”
Shoe: 7
Zodiac: Aquarius
Smoke: Unfortunately but currently trying to quit!
Tattoos: 4 (Tiny Smaug, Snake, Celestial Hand-Flower, Stick n Poke blob from foolish teenage years)
Piercings: Ears only atm
Fave drink: Jasmine tea
Pronouns: she/they
Height: 5'3”
Shoe: 7
Zodiac: Aquarius
Smoke: Unfortunately but currently trying to quit!
Tattoos: 4 (Tiny Smaug, Snake, Celestial Hand-Flower, Stick n Poke blob from foolish teenage years)
Piercings: Ears only atm
Fave drink: Jasmine tea
I promised my husband I’d help hand out Halloween candy and it turns out this is the human equivalent of balancing a treat on a dog’s nose and telling it to wait. #dragonage #veilguard #datv #dragonagetheveilguard @bioware.bsky.social
November 1, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I promised my husband I’d help hand out Halloween candy and it turns out this is the human equivalent of balancing a treat on a dog’s nose and telling it to wait. #dragonage #veilguard #datv #dragonagetheveilguard @bioware.bsky.social
Oh no. I’ve given myself the giggles at my desk by thinking about Tim Walz calling Elon Musk a dipshit.
October 30, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Oh no. I’ve given myself the giggles at my desk by thinking about Tim Walz calling Elon Musk a dipshit.
Before Veilguard launches seemed to be a good a time as any to finally jettison myself from that other place. It smells better here.
October 25, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Before Veilguard launches seemed to be a good a time as any to finally jettison myself from that other place. It smells better here.