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Kendrick Lamar could invite Elon to open for him at the Super Bowl this Sunday and, perhaps, if the crowd in New Orleans is up for it, save the nation.
February 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Kendrick Lamar could invite Elon to open for him at the Super Bowl this Sunday and, perhaps, if the crowd in New Orleans is up for it, save the nation.
There’s no billionaires on Star Trek, just saying.
February 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
There’s no billionaires on Star Trek, just saying.
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We are here. It’s what the stupid napoleon did. The one we don’t cover in high school.
January 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
We are here. It’s what the stupid napoleon did. The one we don’t cover in high school.
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🧵🧵WHAT TO DO AT AN ICE CHECKPOINT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE WHITE and/or FEEL THE NEED TO JAM UP THE WORKS.
Here's the deal:
🔘 Border Patrol can verify citizenship within 100mi of a border or "external boundary." This includes coastlines, so NYC, Philadelphia, and all of NJ are within the 100mi zone.
Here's the deal:
🔘 Border Patrol can verify citizenship within 100mi of a border or "external boundary." This includes coastlines, so NYC, Philadelphia, and all of NJ are within the 100mi zone.
January 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
🧵🧵WHAT TO DO AT AN ICE CHECKPOINT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE WHITE and/or FEEL THE NEED TO JAM UP THE WORKS.
Here's the deal:
🔘 Border Patrol can verify citizenship within 100mi of a border or "external boundary." This includes coastlines, so NYC, Philadelphia, and all of NJ are within the 100mi zone.
Here's the deal:
🔘 Border Patrol can verify citizenship within 100mi of a border or "external boundary." This includes coastlines, so NYC, Philadelphia, and all of NJ are within the 100mi zone.
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ANYWAY, sorry, here's a bird. Pause and regard the bird. The bird is happy, for the bird has found a peanut. May we all find the small joy of finding a tasty snack today.
(photo by me)
(photo by me)
January 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
ANYWAY, sorry, here's a bird. Pause and regard the bird. The bird is happy, for the bird has found a peanut. May we all find the small joy of finding a tasty snack today.
(photo by me)
(photo by me)
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The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
January 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
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At a Lower Decks panel.
Q: “If they offered you a Star Trek police procedural, would you do it?”
Tawny Newsome: “yes but the first episode would be them all quitting being cops.”
Give this woman the keys to Star Trek now please.
Q: “If they offered you a Star Trek police procedural, would you do it?”
Tawny Newsome: “yes but the first episode would be them all quitting being cops.”
Give this woman the keys to Star Trek now please.
January 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
At a Lower Decks panel.
Q: “If they offered you a Star Trek police procedural, would you do it?”
Tawny Newsome: “yes but the first episode would be them all quitting being cops.”
Give this woman the keys to Star Trek now please.
Q: “If they offered you a Star Trek police procedural, would you do it?”
Tawny Newsome: “yes but the first episode would be them all quitting being cops.”
Give this woman the keys to Star Trek now please.
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If you ever think the richest man in the world needs you to stand up for him on any topic for any reason you are a fucking bootlicker the end. This has been true across all time.
January 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
If you ever think the richest man in the world needs you to stand up for him on any topic for any reason you are a fucking bootlicker the end. This has been true across all time.
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These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
January 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
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The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
www.kcur.org
January 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
One time when I was a child a kid drew a swastika on the bus window and the bus driver stopped the whole bus and made him apologize so maybe we should stop the whole country and make him apologize.
January 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
One time when I was a child a kid drew a swastika on the bus window and the bus driver stopped the whole bus and made him apologize so maybe we should stop the whole country and make him apologize.