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The Real Jesse McIntire
@pink0h.bsky.social
Sometimes I talk into microphones
Hades 2 was my most anticipated game of the year and it has exceeded all possible expectations. This is why when @supergiantgames.bsky.social announces work on a new game I just hand over my money no questions asked. They've really outdone themselves this time, 10/10. Death to Chronos.
September 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
That one scene from The Godfather but it's set in the universe of Umamasume
September 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Everyday I wake up to no remastered Jak and Daxter trilogy for the PC and still I carry on
June 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Not to be one of THOSE leftists but the city of Fort Wayne's public transit system is a fucking joke. I had to ride the bus to work today and I'm pretty sure they're still driving the same buses I used to ride as a teenager like 20 years ago.
June 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I would get back into OSRS right before Jagex openly capitulates to fascist ideology. Just uninstalled the mobile app. Happy pride, mother fuckers.
June 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Mom called me from the oncologist office to let me know that she is officially in remission and holy shit I've never felt such an intense wave of relief in my life #fuckcancer
June 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My 67 year old mother (the Hasanabi head) decided last minute to organize a #NoKingsDay protest in her tiny little town in Indiana. She started just 4 days ago and already has 70ish people that have rsvpd. If you live in or near Anderson Indiana head down to the courthouse from 12:00 to 2:00.
June 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I've been playing this game where I log into Facebook until I see something that fills my heart with unbridled rage, and then I just log off for the day. It usually takes about 45 seconds.
June 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I know shits getting bad because I've been listening to Neil Young on repeat all morning
June 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Then: Too drunk to fuck.

Now: Too drunk to do laundry.
June 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I would give anything to attend Bardcore Wrestling’s Midsummer Mayhem oh my god
June 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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they call it house of leaves because i turn 360 degrees and leaves the house
June 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM
People who get upset about corpse jumping or teabagging in pvp are not serious people.
June 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm...
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June 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It's crazy that out of the whole Summer Game Fest the thing I'm most hyped for is probably the Wu-Tang game 🙌🐝
June 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Geoff Keighley is my sleep paralysis demon #summergamesfest
June 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It is truly insane how much content you get for free in Guild Wars 2. People talk about how generous the FFXIV trial is (and it is) but gw2 blows it out of the water. I have about 350 hours logged so far and about 90% was spent in core Tyria & id wager I still have at least another 100 hours left.
June 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It is your ethical duty as a member of the proletariat to have more cats than is allowed by your lease
June 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Finished Heart of Thorns. Kinda iffy on the level design. I enjoyed the added verticality, and the zones had great flavor, but I found the layouts to be confusing & hard to traverse. The story is improved over core Guild Wars 2. The meta events are long but fun. Very stoked for Path of Fire 🚫🐉
Was going to dive back into Guild Wars to finish Heart of Thorns but my mouse shit the bed. Now I gotta decide if I really want to make the steam deck work or not 😭
June 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Happy birthday to the homosexuals 🥳🏳️‍🌈🎂
June 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Japan Celebrates New Sumo Champion After Years Of Mongolian Dominance
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June 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Im down with the gnarliest ear infection ever. I get at least one a year but this one is really bad 😭
June 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Invested over half my net worth to try and flip some mats after the update in a few days. I have no idea what I'm doing and I'll be lucky to break even. #guildwars2
June 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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May 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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May 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM