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I need cbt NOT cbt
Sitting in PDX eves dropping on a heard of t-boys ranting about how gross the green iced tea is here
July 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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as we enter into a new era of internet censorship, it is your solemn duty to break the egg prime directive. do it constantly. tell everyone. tell them again. tell them about estrogen and about T.

I made it to my mid-teens before I even knew what transition was. let’s not go back to that.
July 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Wait you bitches never told my till now that Donna summers is the absolute goat?!?!?!???!??
July 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
EVERYONE SHOULD BIKE TO THEIR LOCAL NOT-FOR-PROFIT THRIFT STORE
July 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
EVERYONE SHOULD BIKE TO A BAGEL SHOP
July 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My dogs name is Rutabaga
July 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
🫵goon hound🫵
July 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A cus girl at a coffee shop completed my dress then after a short interaction ended the conversation with a snap and said "period" like im a drag queen.

Think im gonna go hurl myself off a bridge
July 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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every boymoder is a policy failure
July 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
There’s a dog at this bar named Piper #notbeatingtheallogation
July 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Sitting in a dive bar. There’s a political argument getting tense at the other end. It’s about new regulations allowing e-bikes on some Oregon trails

It’s so refreshing listening to some hyper-local issue on which everyone every one is making interesting points No slogans, just dudes in a bar
July 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I’m special envoy K'Ehleyr fr fr
July 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I've become such a jock since taking estrogen. I exercise now. I follow sports. Sense of antagonism towards nerds at all time high.
July 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Amazing. No notes.
July 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Every repper girl needs a healthy dose of Star Trek next gen to keep her quasi stable
June 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
FUCK. Spotify deleted my favorite version of Coltrane’s Greensleeves

#coastalelite
June 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I was served an add on YouTube for adult conversion therapy. It was a mock interview with an ex-gay who kept talking about “finding his root”

I love that the 90s are so back
June 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Dorley Hall audio book where the narrators voice slowly gets more fem as they progress through the book
May 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
“Dick don’t work” is op’ed when coming from a tgirl
May 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A bar tender just gave me a ten buck cocktail for the price of a pbr

Never tell them being trans doesn’t pay
May 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
*Overhearing some former frat boy’s phone conversation*

Frat boy: “She’s 18.5 years old….thats insane”

Me: 🤢

Frat boy: “That’s insane for a cat”
April 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Damn—ya think over the hedge is a treatus on the average American’s hyper-consumerist over-consumption in the name of bull-shit lieasure orrrr is it about some cute animals 🐻
January 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
What the hell do you mean TransUnion isn’t a forum of communistic puppy girls?! What the fuck is a credit score
December 21, 2024 at 12:07 AM