Pizzaguy of the Dead
pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social
Pizzaguy of the Dead
@pizzaguyofthedead.bsky.social
I’m Chris, delivery guy at Mario’s, home of the best Eggplant Parmigiana in the RVA. We serve anyone, living or dead. Just don’t be a jerk! (He/Him)
Such a fun song and this is an awesome cover.
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Make the calls!
impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach impeach reps.fyi
Find Your Representative
Find your representatives. Learn how to find and connect with them. Stay informed about their bills, committees, and contributions.
reps.fyi
January 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Really dislike the way these companies operate. Glad Mario’s doesn’t use them, because tips can be my lifeblood.
January 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Hoping to allow myself more creativity in this new year.
January 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Here at Mario’s, we’re welcoming the new year in our traditional way - by setting fire to the old one.
January 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
With NIN playing in my headphones and my winter coat on, I’m feeling like a badass in the streets.
Yes my shirt says “Roll for Cuddles”, that just adds to the aesthetic.
December 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It’s always striking how small the pools of light can seem compared to the darkness in a city street.
But those lights are welcome nonetheless.
December 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m not telling you what I plan to accomplish in 2026 random person! You tell me first if we’re going to go to this level of confidence.
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Now we’re on that weird liminal fuzzy week where it feels like the year should be over but it isn’t.
December 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
From all of us at Mario’s, have a Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
So I kind of appreciate it, person I just delivered to. But just because it is springtime weather outside doesn’t really mean answering the door in your underwear is the best move.
December 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Anybody tho if it about delivering a stocking full of coal to the White House this year?
December 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’ve been taking guitar lessons, and whatever my mood is going in, I always seem to be in a better mood afterwards.
AC/DC still remains my nemesis, but I’ll get it!
December 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Reposted by Pizzaguy of the Dead
This is a fun way to listen to music:

radio.garden
Explore live radio by rotating the globe
Explore live radio by rotating the globe.
radio.garden
December 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Reposted by Pizzaguy of the Dead
JUST IN: This morning, hundreds of baristas have joined our national ULP strike.

☕ The solidarity is strong: For every one barista on strike, dozens more allies have shown up in force to back our cause.

Our strike continues to grow in strength and power! #NoContractNoCoffee
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
December 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
If I might add, the delivery people have been running themselves ragged as well, please don’t make us hex your order.
And if you're shopping for christmas goodies, don't forget that person behind the till has likely been standing for six hours already and is contractually obliged to be polite, SO BE POLITE BACK.
December 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Don’t mind me, the iPod of Doom has just got me playing it very loud right now.
It’s necessary.
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
As the cold drifts in more and more, the fairies of Agecroft Hall get into their Winter aspects. Darker and crueler. Their tastes get even more bloody, which can make the deliveries awkward.
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Happy thanksgiving to those that celebrate. May your meals be bountiful.
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
One of the pluses to delivery driving is getting to play my music as I want in the car (granted that’s usually as long as the iPod of Doom doesn’t get into a weird mood).
Downside would have to be the roasted green pepper smell that permeates.
And I suppose the occasional haunting of my car.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
There’s a certain old school satisfaction in turning off the GPS because you’re sure of the route on your own.
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Reposted by Pizzaguy of the Dead
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It’s a Silent Hill 2 Soundtrack kind of evening.
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM