Pat O’Brien
@pob-mpls.bsky.social
I never stand, I never wait; I never walk, I levitate. || Copywriter • Audiophile • Sneakerhead ||
post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Imagine being POTUS, a billionaire, etc. etc. and still being this sad, desperate, and empty inside.
Trump: "Tell me what you think of my 'Master of Ceremony' abilities. If really good, would you like me to leave the Presidency in order to make “hosting” a full time job?"
December 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Imagine being POTUS, a billionaire, etc. etc. and still being this sad, desperate, and empty inside.
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Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
All of this.
Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them
December 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
All of this.
About 15 years ago, the guy who mercilessly bullied me in middle school got poisoned by his wife. He survived but I thought it was funny, and then got a very long, very needed lecture about empathy that I took to heart and hope it made me a better person.
Unrelated, I’ll just leave this here.
Unrelated, I’ll just leave this here.
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
About 15 years ago, the guy who mercilessly bullied me in middle school got poisoned by his wife. He survived but I thought it was funny, and then got a very long, very needed lecture about empathy that I took to heart and hope it made me a better person.
Unrelated, I’ll just leave this here.
Unrelated, I’ll just leave this here.
“Well, shit’s going in the tank. Let’s try to convince the rubes he’s magical.”
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“Well, shit’s going in the tank. Let’s try to convince the rubes he’s magical.”
I’m sure he’s seen plenty of people pass out from his own supply and instinct kicked in: “If the cops ask, I wasn’t here. Byeeeee.”
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m sure he’s seen plenty of people pass out from his own supply and instinct kicked in: “If the cops ask, I wasn’t here. Byeeeee.”
When you’re narcissistic about your narcissism.
Trump: "My endorsement means a lot to me, so I was a little disappointed in the fact that New Jersey -- I thought New Jersey would do a little bit better than that."
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
When you’re narcissistic about your narcissism.
To get there, you have to take this particular escalator at the UN. There will be a big, strong man with tears in his eyes to help.
Trump: "I want to be good because you want to prove to God so you go to that next step, right? So that's very important to me."
October 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
To get there, you have to take this particular escalator at the UN. There will be a big, strong man with tears in his eyes to help.
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Okay but can we still get Fallon off the air apnews.com/article/jimm...
ABC ends Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and his show will return Tuesday
ABC will reinstate Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show after suspending it due to his comments about the assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk.
apnews.com
September 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Okay but can we still get Fallon off the air apnews.com/article/jimm...
Just came across this. What do I do, go nail it to the door like Martin Luther’s 95 Theses? cc: @jasonnagel.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Just came across this. What do I do, go nail it to the door like Martin Luther’s 95 Theses? cc: @jasonnagel.bsky.social
Things like this happen and all I hear is @pattonoswalt.bsky.social exclaiming, “How are they gonna get outta this bucket of syrup?!”
All of Giuliani’s life events that I know about hit like season ending cliffhangers where you’re like ‘How’s he gonna get outta this one?’
People forget that Four Seasons Landscaping debacle was All Him, which is understandable because he also committed actual sexual harassment in a Borat movie.
People forget that Four Seasons Landscaping debacle was All Him, which is understandable because he also committed actual sexual harassment in a Borat movie.
September 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Things like this happen and all I hear is @pattonoswalt.bsky.social exclaiming, “How are they gonna get outta this bucket of syrup?!”
He’s not a Democrat, so the media doesn’t care. He should release the Epstein files about it.
“The President of the United States is in hiding” should be a bigger story imo
August 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
He’s not a Democrat, so the media doesn’t care. He should release the Epstein files about it.
Has anyone checked to see if they’re wearing matching shoes? Because the odds of this ending Heaven’s Gate-style rise every day.
Witkoff: "There's only one thing I wish for: that that Nobel committee finally gets its act together and realizes that you are the single finest candidate since that Nobel award was ever talked about."
August 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Has anyone checked to see if they’re wearing matching shoes? Because the odds of this ending Heaven’s Gate-style rise every day.
He’s days away from claiming he “actually had a hand in” settling WWI, II, Korea, Vietnam, etc. “if you think about it.”
REPORTER: Have you spoke to Vladimir Putin about the fact that a big US factory was hit in an airstrike in Ukraine?
TRUMP: I'm not happy about anything having to do with that war. I settled 7 wars, and actually if you think about pre-wars, add 3 more so it would be 10.
TRUMP: I'm not happy about anything having to do with that war. I settled 7 wars, and actually if you think about pre-wars, add 3 more so it would be 10.
August 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
He’s days away from claiming he “actually had a hand in” settling WWI, II, Korea, Vietnam, etc. “if you think about it.”
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Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
August 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
Are the good folks at @theguardian.com the only ones doing their jobs? There’s a good chance that, yes, that’s true.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
‘He has trouble completing a thought’: bizarre public appearances again cast doubt on Trump’s mental acuity
Joe Biden was hounded for his age-related gaffes, but Trump’s increasingly strange behavior has largely been ignored
www.theguardian.com
August 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Are the good folks at @theguardian.com the only ones doing their jobs? There’s a good chance that, yes, that’s true.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Indeed.
August 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Indeed.
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Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome.
Love, Allison
Love, Allison
July 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome.
Love, Allison
Love, Allison
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When authoritarians get desperate they get violent. They lash out. Arrest political opponents. Brutalize the people.
As things continue to deteriorate we are entering a very dangerous moment.
As things continue to deteriorate we are entering a very dangerous moment.
July 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
When authoritarians get desperate they get violent. They lash out. Arrest political opponents. Brutalize the people.
As things continue to deteriorate we are entering a very dangerous moment.
As things continue to deteriorate we are entering a very dangerous moment.
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Stephen Colbert doesn’t need CBS anyway. Wherever he ends up, people are going to watch him even harder now. All CBS did was solidify the fact that they’ll be know until the end of time as just another spineless corporation that couldn’t do the right thing.
July 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Stephen Colbert doesn’t need CBS anyway. Wherever he ends up, people are going to watch him even harder now. All CBS did was solidify the fact that they’ll be know until the end of time as just another spineless corporation that couldn’t do the right thing.
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Hotter take: all these agents are fake and should be met with state-provided Stand Your Ground force, or a 911 call pertaining to someone impersonating an officer while armed if they won’t produce proper ID.
Hot take: people should be able to call the police to verify if they think they’re being kidnapped by men in masks who won’t identify themselves in unmarked cars without it being a “resisting” crime
June 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hotter take: all these agents are fake and should be met with state-provided Stand Your Ground force, or a 911 call pertaining to someone impersonating an officer while armed if they won’t produce proper ID.