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gabe, 26, he/him, gayboy supreme, i draw silly little guys sometimes
sharpie "creative markers" are an interesting medium. they look a lot like paint pens, but they have a very different feel and you can't quiiite use them the same as paint pens. i think i'm starting to get pretty good with them, tho
August 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
sharpie "creative markers" are an interesting medium. they look a lot like paint pens, but they have a very different feel and you can't quiiite use them the same as paint pens. i think i'm starting to get pretty good with them, tho
don't even try to bull shit us brother
August 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
don't even try to bull shit us brother
"bluesky is as bad as tumblr" that's not true! tumblr users are way more funny
August 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"bluesky is as bad as tumblr" that's not true! tumblr users are way more funny
transition goals: out of shape middle aged guy that does yard work with his shirt off
August 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
transition goals: out of shape middle aged guy that does yard work with his shirt off
reasons to live: i get paid tomorrow and will finally be able to afford Burger
August 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
reasons to live: i get paid tomorrow and will finally be able to afford Burger
i've been starved for burger all week but i haven't gotten paid yet so i can't afford burger. this is torture.
August 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i've been starved for burger all week but i haven't gotten paid yet so i can't afford burger. this is torture.
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DWARF CONTRACTOR: *on the phone* alright so tell me this, BEFORE hand, how greedily were you digging.. uh huh... and how deeply? okay, I don't even need to come out, I can tell ya right now you gotta balrog. I'm gonna be honest with ya, does this mine hold any sentimental value
July 28, 2024 at 5:32 PM
DWARF CONTRACTOR: *on the phone* alright so tell me this, BEFORE hand, how greedily were you digging.. uh huh... and how deeply? okay, I don't even need to come out, I can tell ya right now you gotta balrog. I'm gonna be honest with ya, does this mine hold any sentimental value
remember that one detrans grifter whose whole thing was claiming testosterone was evil because they went bald? lol
completely unrelated but look at how fantastic my hair is after 4+ years on T
completely unrelated but look at how fantastic my hair is after 4+ years on T
August 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
remember that one detrans grifter whose whole thing was claiming testosterone was evil because they went bald? lol
completely unrelated but look at how fantastic my hair is after 4+ years on T
completely unrelated but look at how fantastic my hair is after 4+ years on T
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Whataburger is doing a King of the Hill tie-in, but they're not even doing anything different they're just saying Hank would get a #2. Not even a Hank Hill Meal just "he would order what is already on the menu", which is true to be fair.
August 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Whataburger is doing a King of the Hill tie-in, but they're not even doing anything different they're just saying Hank would get a #2. Not even a Hank Hill Meal just "he would order what is already on the menu", which is true to be fair.
i still have to draw another dog today
August 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i still have to draw another dog today
silence intoleroid, a lactase producer is speaking
August 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
silence intoleroid, a lactase producer is speaking
okay happy post time. Pochi rode shotgun for the very first time today and he was a little nervous at first but he decided he likes it :)
August 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
okay happy post time. Pochi rode shotgun for the very first time today and he was a little nervous at first but he decided he likes it :)
trans man here. i used women's restrooms for years because i piss sitting down and men's rooms never have enough toilets. i stopped doing that when some random man physically blocked me from entering a public restroom. haven't felt safe in a gendered bathroom since then, tbh
August 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
trans man here. i used women's restrooms for years because i piss sitting down and men's rooms never have enough toilets. i stopped doing that when some random man physically blocked me from entering a public restroom. haven't felt safe in a gendered bathroom since then, tbh
haven't seen anybody address the true cost of these tariffs
(i won't be able to order plush shiba inus from japan anymore)
(i won't be able to order plush shiba inus from japan anymore)
August 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
haven't seen anybody address the true cost of these tariffs
(i won't be able to order plush shiba inus from japan anymore)
(i won't be able to order plush shiba inus from japan anymore)
y'know, as a trans person that's trying to get into amateur sports for exercise and human connection, i don't really like "woke" gender segregation either
August 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
y'know, as a trans person that's trying to get into amateur sports for exercise and human connection, i don't really like "woke" gender segregation either
puppy dog collage :)
August 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
puppy dog collage :)
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in san antonio, mexico, not texas sadly, you can get dinosaur quesadillas
August 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
in san antonio, mexico, not texas sadly, you can get dinosaur quesadillas
sometimes i get a little obsessed with one of my little guy doodles and they sort of evolve into their own character. she has no name, but weird cat will forever be in my heart
August 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
sometimes i get a little obsessed with one of my little guy doodles and they sort of evolve into their own character. she has no name, but weird cat will forever be in my heart
#doggust2025 day 1: mutt!
somehow despite being a lifelong dog drawer, i've never tried to participate in doggust, so this is my first attempt!
i'll always have a soft spot for scruffy little terrier mixes :)
somehow despite being a lifelong dog drawer, i've never tried to participate in doggust, so this is my first attempt!
i'll always have a soft spot for scruffy little terrier mixes :)
August 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
#doggust2025 day 1: mutt!
somehow despite being a lifelong dog drawer, i've never tried to participate in doggust, so this is my first attempt!
i'll always have a soft spot for scruffy little terrier mixes :)
somehow despite being a lifelong dog drawer, i've never tried to participate in doggust, so this is my first attempt!
i'll always have a soft spot for scruffy little terrier mixes :)
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If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:
Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
It feels like we should be making a bigger deal of “we actually did in fact find a cure for AIDS”
Evidence is growing that some HIV-infected infants, if given antiretroviral drugs early in life, are able to suppress their viral loads to undetectable levels and then come off the medicine. www.wired.com/story/the-fi...
August 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:
Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
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"native transexual" being both a fantastic phrase and actually respectful lol
July 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"native transexual" being both a fantastic phrase and actually respectful lol
capitalism is a bane on humanity for a lot of reasons but i think the one that pisses me personally off the most is turning STEM into a playground for rich manchildren
July 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
capitalism is a bane on humanity for a lot of reasons but i think the one that pisses me personally off the most is turning STEM into a playground for rich manchildren
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I'm just a girl. And it turns out, I'm George Washington.
I'm struggling to survive in a Bigfoot infested world where Texans, immortals from twelve royal families who have god-like powers and obscene wealth, rule over all.
I'm struggling to survive in a Bigfoot infested world where Texans, immortals from twelve royal families who have god-like powers and obscene wealth, rule over all.
i am begging you if you're doing greek mythology retellings to do literally any research at all
July 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'm just a girl. And it turns out, I'm George Washington.
I'm struggling to survive in a Bigfoot infested world where Texans, immortals from twelve royal families who have god-like powers and obscene wealth, rule over all.
I'm struggling to survive in a Bigfoot infested world where Texans, immortals from twelve royal families who have god-like powers and obscene wealth, rule over all.
tall, oafish man seeking short, grumpy man to go on bumbling comedic adventures with
July 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
tall, oafish man seeking short, grumpy man to go on bumbling comedic adventures with
has anybody seen where i left all of my gorm
July 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
has anybody seen where i left all of my gorm