Ponker
@ponker.bsky.social
Bad programmer. Worse musician. I was exposed to tf webcomics at an early age and have never fully recovered.
That would fix me.
December 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
That would fix me.
Holy infant so tender and juicy
December 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Holy infant so tender and juicy
She has SO MUCH BIG! I love her.
December 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
She has SO MUCH BIG! I love her.
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don't give up
fat tanuki
fat tanuki
December 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
don't give up
fat tanuki
fat tanuki
That would fix me.
If you see a peculiar anime figurine that ominously glows from it's eyes, it's probably not a good choice to buy it.
I mean, if you ENJOY not being able to reach the doorknob, and wearing the same outfit forever, won't knock your tastes, man.
I mean, if you ENJOY not being able to reach the doorknob, and wearing the same outfit forever, won't knock your tastes, man.
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
That would fix me.
That would fix me.
December 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
That would fix me.
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December 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
All I want in life is for Ms.Piggy to call me her little pogchamp. That would be so enriching for me.
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
All I want in life is for Ms.Piggy to call me her little pogchamp. That would be so enriching for me.
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man bursts intot ears. says, "but doctor, I am head from a emo they/them who has trump parents"
June 13, 2023 at 11:23 PM
man bursts intot ears. says, "but doctor, I am head from a emo they/them who has trump parents"
Wait, we're under an atmospheric river?
i. genuinely did not know seattle was under an atmospheric river. i saw the third consecutive day of nonstop misty rain and though "yeah thats seattle huh"
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Wait, we're under an atmospheric river?
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That would fix me.
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
That would fix me.
Absolutely incredible
This is astounding
The council convenes once more
#deathblart
#deathblart
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Absolutely incredible
*To the tune of Muppet Babies*
Sexual Bayleef~
Sexual Bayleef~
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
*To the tune of Muppet Babies*
Sexual Bayleef~
Sexual Bayleef~
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Gawd I wanna be a bayleef...
That would be so enriching for me.
No more person. Just pokemon.
That would be so enriching for me.
No more person. Just pokemon.
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Gawd I wanna be a bayleef...
That would be so enriching for me.
No more person. Just pokemon.
That would be so enriching for me.
No more person. Just pokemon.
That would fix me...
3v1 forcefemme yandere yuri I'm reading has a scene where the maids strip down the genderbent main character and force her to look at her new body in the mirror while praising how pretty she looks and ignoring her saying she's a man by saying it's just a mental illness that needs shock therapy
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
That would fix me...
Black hole bum
Won't you cum
Won't you cum
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Black hole bum
Won't you cum
Won't you cum
That would fix me
i am in need of a suit of milven armor (armor forged by milfs)
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
That would fix me
That would fix me.
Ashley was trying out some new lingerie that her husband, Jeremy bought for her. While being happy that he got her such a sexy gift out of the blue, she couldn't help but wonder why he's being so nice all of the sudden. Well, she's going to find out soon enough why...
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
That would fix me.
Someone should fix that.
honestly it's really fucked up that pink eye is a shitty infection and not what happens when your irises turn neon pink as the first sign of bimbofication
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Someone should fix that.
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GIWTWM.
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
GIWTWM.
Holy shit I love it. No notes. 11/10.
Scolipede Crouton ;
(aka Scolipede and Cramorant hybrid)
(aka Scolipede and Cramorant hybrid)
October 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Holy shit I love it. No notes. 11/10.