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Dimitri Aziz-Stormborn
@pontifdimitri.bsky.social
First of his name
Duke of Anacostia
Keeper of the Black Flame
Mother of cats
(he/they)
Pinned
I’m Dimitri and I’m looking for mutuals 🦋

Dark Souls
Bloodborne
Zelda
Civilization games
Philosophy
Sartre
Marx
Zen Buddhism
Bookish
Dune
LGBT 🏳️‍🌈
Socialism
Metal music

#promosky
I don’t think I’m made for online dating. It’s not exciting and I can predict the whole merry go round. Ppl just want to exchange nudes not personal passions
January 10, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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A closed hole won’t get bred…

Or whatever the saying is.
August 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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"We're looking for someone who's passionate about—"

NOBODY IS PASSIONATE ABOUT YOUR BITCH ASS COMPANY OR THE WORK YOU DO.

ARE YOU PAYING OR NAW?!
August 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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After 93 hours spread over 16 months, it’s finally finished. It measures 27 inches by 18 on white mount board.

I’m getting it professionally scanned and giclée prints will be available in any size. If you are interested in a print, or know anyone that might be, please feel free to DM me.

#lion
July 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I really want to see Fantastic 4 bcuz of Pedro Pascal 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️
July 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
In the next 20 years, maybe sooner, I’d like to live outside America. This country is doing everything in its power to strip away human rights/dignity. How can I exhale while every live long day this country terrorizes my very essence?
July 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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I hate when my family says “Blood is thicker than water” as a means to get me to be more involved with them😒…

The entire quote is “the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb”; your external relationships should be handled with more care as they are CHOSEN and not happenstance
July 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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New year, other me.
January 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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you rob banks and trains, but you can’t steal this pussy from me.

i fear the octaroon ate that
July 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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I’m so tired of being in survival mode
July 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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i really hate seeing someone talk about how theyre struggling in life and people in the replies bring up god and jesus like get a grip yall wtf
July 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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The edible just hit
July 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
We can’t bond over gym lifestyle stuff. That isn’t deep. I need intellectual and spiritual fulfillment
June 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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📢📢📢📢🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
“ To get away from YOU”
June 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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It was funny for like the first ten seconds and now it’s just… We’re really sitting here with leadership that thinks they should be laughing with us instead of being more aggressive in making sure our government doesn’t have the public face of a Love Island episode. While mfs are dying!
June 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
For now I won’t be buying a switch 2 (still tryna get a ps5). Also $80-$90 for a game is ridiculous
June 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Friendless in the city
June 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My manager in my department has no sense of decorum. Can’t be bothered to say good morning but can be nosey as hell
June 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Grrrr
June 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Happy Friday 🏳️‍🌈
June 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
May 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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are we even surprised?
May 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Bought some jockstraps just in time for summer 👌🏾
May 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’m not one to brag about my body but I’m always so surprised when ppl compliment me
April 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM