PoopDude
@poopdude.bsky.social
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PoopDude
@poopdude.bsky.social
· Nov 17
they nixtmalizing ur ass on cornbread twitter
feeling like the chinese helldude
December 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
feeling like the chinese helldude
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bsky is the gooner hospice
December 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
bsky is the gooner hospice
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AI doc discharging me with fulminant TB no workup cuz I live in ohio
When the patients HPI doesn’t fit into my pattern recognition illness scripts: lmao is this a bit?
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
AI doc discharging me with fulminant TB no workup cuz I live in ohio
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happy fleetwood friday this is what i did instead of anything productive today
Vegeta's Pride - "Go Insane" AMV
YouTube video by vanoreo
www.youtube.com
July 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
happy fleetwood friday this is what i did instead of anything productive today
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SC outbreak is just the beginning. Multiple states sub 95% measles coverage. Brace yourselves.
December 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
SC outbreak is just the beginning. Multiple states sub 95% measles coverage. Brace yourselves.
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linkedin job history
Chief AI Officer Dec. 2024- Present
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Chief NFT Officer Feb. 2023 - Dec. 2024
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Chief Metaverse Officer Jun. 2022 - Feb. 2023
Chief AI Officer Dec. 2024- Present
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Chief NFT Officer Feb. 2023 - Dec. 2024
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Chief Metaverse Officer Jun. 2022 - Feb. 2023
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
linkedin job history
Chief AI Officer Dec. 2024- Present
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Chief NFT Officer Feb. 2023 - Dec. 2024
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Chief Metaverse Officer Jun. 2022 - Feb. 2023
Chief AI Officer Dec. 2024- Present
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Chief NFT Officer Feb. 2023 - Dec. 2024
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Chief Metaverse Officer Jun. 2022 - Feb. 2023
AI doc discharging me with fulminant TB no workup cuz I live in ohio
When the patients HPI doesn’t fit into my pattern recognition illness scripts: lmao is this a bit?
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
AI doc discharging me with fulminant TB no workup cuz I live in ohio
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When the patients HPI doesn’t fit into my pattern recognition illness scripts: lmao is this a bit?
December 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
When the patients HPI doesn’t fit into my pattern recognition illness scripts: lmao is this a bit?
bsky is the gooner hospice
December 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
bsky is the gooner hospice
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You could run a whole presidential campaign on this.
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You could run a whole presidential campaign on this.
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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im beginning to suspect that between the decades of creeping voluntary liberal austerity and the newly emboldened smash and grab by our bloated elites, the times they may be a changin
November 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
im beginning to suspect that between the decades of creeping voluntary liberal austerity and the newly emboldened smash and grab by our bloated elites, the times they may be a changin
If u read my skeets u smelled my farts
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If u read my skeets u smelled my farts
How brain milking cured my constipation and 300 other home remedies from remate reaches of the eastern ghats
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
How brain milking cured my constipation and 300 other home remedies from remate reaches of the eastern ghats
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Every time you order an unnecessary beta d glucan this little guy loses 30% of his blood volume for no reason. You monster.
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Every time you order an unnecessary beta d glucan this little guy loses 30% of his blood volume for no reason. You monster.
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My favorite holiday of the year, when scaring the hoes is not only tolerated it's encouraged
October 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My favorite holiday of the year, when scaring the hoes is not only tolerated it's encouraged
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*standing before third medicaid death panel* for 150 years. presidents have secretly longed for. ballroom
October 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
*standing before third medicaid death panel* for 150 years. presidents have secretly longed for. ballroom
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‘…lifting people out of poverty (by giving them more money) is a policy choice…’ Successive governments instead choose to give $4 Billion a year ‘…to force people to do compulsory activities that don't get them jobs, cause harm and are operating unlawfully.’
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
Price of poverty hurts us all, yet research reveals an easy fix
In 2020, Australia massively increased welfare payments and conducted a live experiment in ending poverty, but when the subsidy was removed, many were thrown back into hardship. Leaving aside the mora...
www.abc.net.au
October 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
‘…lifting people out of poverty (by giving them more money) is a policy choice…’ Successive governments instead choose to give $4 Billion a year ‘…to force people to do compulsory activities that don't get them jobs, cause harm and are operating unlawfully.’
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
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it's never occurred to them. they have zero idea that in the lawless, anti science, brutal world they seek to usher in, defective weirdos like them would have been used for food and firewood
October 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it's never occurred to them. they have zero idea that in the lawless, anti science, brutal world they seek to usher in, defective weirdos like them would have been used for food and firewood
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one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it
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Was watching Cars 2 on my phone then this happened
A grain bin filled with soybeans collapsed in Iroquois County, Illinois, taking out power lines but causing no injuries.
October 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Was watching Cars 2 on my phone then this happened
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A lot of y’all still don’t get it
ESBL holders can use multiple antibiotics on a single species
So if you have 1 monoculture and 3 antibiotics you can create 3 new beta lactamases
This hospitalization is essentially a mint event for both Carbapenamase and Efflux pumps
ESBL holders can use multiple antibiotics on a single species
So if you have 1 monoculture and 3 antibiotics you can create 3 new beta lactamases
This hospitalization is essentially a mint event for both Carbapenamase and Efflux pumps
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
A lot of y’all still don’t get it
ESBL holders can use multiple antibiotics on a single species
So if you have 1 monoculture and 3 antibiotics you can create 3 new beta lactamases
This hospitalization is essentially a mint event for both Carbapenamase and Efflux pumps
ESBL holders can use multiple antibiotics on a single species
So if you have 1 monoculture and 3 antibiotics you can create 3 new beta lactamases
This hospitalization is essentially a mint event for both Carbapenamase and Efflux pumps
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Oh you’re on Raya? I’m part of the Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists alongside 100,000 anonymous brothers ready to launch a coup on the oppressive Qing rulers but that’s great did you match with anyone famous?
October 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Oh you’re on Raya? I’m part of the Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists alongside 100,000 anonymous brothers ready to launch a coup on the oppressive Qing rulers but that’s great did you match with anyone famous?
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My loving wife: honey how was memory care today? Look it’s your grandson don’t you remember? Please remember.
Me [smiling and not making eye contact while filling my depends]: Miku binder Thomas Jefferson lmao
Me [smiling and not making eye contact while filling my depends]: Miku binder Thomas Jefferson lmao
October 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My loving wife: honey how was memory care today? Look it’s your grandson don’t you remember? Please remember.
Me [smiling and not making eye contact while filling my depends]: Miku binder Thomas Jefferson lmao
Me [smiling and not making eye contact while filling my depends]: Miku binder Thomas Jefferson lmao