Poopus Scoopus
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You don’t have to follow me back, I just have a low threshold for hitting like on things.
Ever notice how every year books, movies, plays, music, and art enter the public domain but never any video games? And you seriously think there’s no systemic discrimination against Gamers?
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Ever notice how every year books, movies, plays, music, and art enter the public domain but never any video games? And you seriously think there’s no systemic discrimination against Gamers?
“She voted to erode your rights, but hey: at least she voted, right?”
She helped pass a bill—which is 100% part of liberalism. Maybe you don’t like the bill. Maybe the bill will hurt some people and have bad outcomes. But that’s part of liberal democracy.
December 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“She voted to erode your rights, but hey: at least she voted, right?”
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30-something women are always vaguely implying there is something fishy about two of my former wives being carried away by big birds. But it's like, there's video evidence of both events? So is the idea that I'm in league with the birds? I'm unlucky, I'm not evil.
January 24, 2024 at 6:25 AM
30-something women are always vaguely implying there is something fishy about two of my former wives being carried away by big birds. But it's like, there's video evidence of both events? So is the idea that I'm in league with the birds? I'm unlucky, I'm not evil.
frout loups
picking my favourite flavour tums out of the bottle like they're froot loops
December 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
frout loups
Eating a big wheel of parmesan for lunch at my desk with a knife and fork: “Gotta stay ‘sharp’ lol”
December 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Eating a big wheel of parmesan for lunch at my desk with a knife and fork: “Gotta stay ‘sharp’ lol”
gay
whats your most cousin coded trait
December 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
gay
How come corporations get to write business failures off on their taxes but I can’t write my personal failures off on mine?
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
How come corporations get to write business failures off on their taxes but I can’t write my personal failures off on mine?
I think when I said “video games don’t need to look any better than F.E.A.R. (2005)” a monkey’s paw curled somewhere
I saw that Deus Ex Remastered has a steam page and the full res comparison shots really are something
December 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I think when I said “video games don’t need to look any better than F.E.A.R. (2005)” a monkey’s paw curled somewhere
I’ve been crashing out at the replies to this for like half an hour. I’ll lecture my shitass friends about not using Spotify all day, but we really can’t cut Ilhan Omar a little bit of slack on this? The fucking president went on a racist rant about her TODAY! Let her have a singular moment’s peace!
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’ve been crashing out at the replies to this for like half an hour. I’ll lecture my shitass friends about not using Spotify all day, but we really can’t cut Ilhan Omar a little bit of slack on this? The fucking president went on a racist rant about her TODAY! Let her have a singular moment’s peace!
I love my stinky wife
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I love my stinky wife
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SIGN OUR BOYCOTT XBOX PLEDGE: We are asking gamers, game workers, streamers & journalists to join us in boycotting & divesting from Xbox, to force Microsoft to end its complicity in the genocide of Palestinians.
We’ve provided concrete actions everyone can take. Sign here: nogamesforgenocide.com
We’ve provided concrete actions everyone can take. Sign here: nogamesforgenocide.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
SIGN OUR BOYCOTT XBOX PLEDGE: We are asking gamers, game workers, streamers & journalists to join us in boycotting & divesting from Xbox, to force Microsoft to end its complicity in the genocide of Palestinians.
We’ve provided concrete actions everyone can take. Sign here: nogamesforgenocide.com
We’ve provided concrete actions everyone can take. Sign here: nogamesforgenocide.com
A Death Stranding character who’s really small and low res named Thumb Nailman
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
A Death Stranding character who’s really small and low res named Thumb Nailman
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"the empathy problem"
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"the empathy problem"
Best Wishes To All is a Thanksgiving movie
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Best Wishes To All is a Thanksgiving movie
You gotta be careful letting cats be around catnip — that stuff is like catnip to them
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You gotta be careful letting cats be around catnip — that stuff is like catnip to them
Better keep your Wendy away from her
ABC TV - Speaking Personally - Wendy Harmer (ABS-2, 02/04/98) : 188s
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Better keep your Wendy away from her
A dragon sitting on top of a data center like it’s a horde of treasure. “There’s billions of dollars worth of chips in here,” he says. No one’s got the heart to tell him about depreciation.
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
A dragon sitting on top of a data center like it’s a horde of treasure. “There’s billions of dollars worth of chips in here,” he says. No one’s got the heart to tell him about depreciation.
Settle an argument: is it sexual harassment to comment on a dog’s nipples? I say no, but everyone at this dog funeral seems really mad at me.
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Settle an argument: is it sexual harassment to comment on a dog’s nipples? I say no, but everyone at this dog funeral seems really mad at me.
*sitting backwards in chair*
Adults preying on minors is a lot like spawn camping,
Adults preying on minors is a lot like spawn camping,
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
*sitting backwards in chair*
Adults preying on minors is a lot like spawn camping,
Adults preying on minors is a lot like spawn camping,
I deem this Calum to be… Unworthy
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I deem this Calum to be… Unworthy
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Artdink announces ARTDINK GAME LOG catalog title ports are coming to Nintendo Switch and PC. 'Tail of the Sun' will be the first title.
www.gematsu.com/2025/11/artd...
www.gematsu.com/2025/11/artd...
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Artdink announces ARTDINK GAME LOG catalog title ports are coming to Nintendo Switch and PC. 'Tail of the Sun' will be the first title.
www.gematsu.com/2025/11/artd...
www.gematsu.com/2025/11/artd...
Illegally voting multiple times just for the free pens
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Illegally voting multiple times just for the free pens
We can’t have a nepo baby like Zohran as a mayor. That’s why I’m voting for
*checks notes*
*confused, double-checks notes*
*checks the back of the notes*
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*confused, double-checks notes*
*checks the back of the notes*
October 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
We can’t have a nepo baby like Zohran as a mayor. That’s why I’m voting for
*checks notes*
*confused, double-checks notes*
*checks the back of the notes*
*checks notes*
*confused, double-checks notes*
*checks the back of the notes*
Bro it’s actually based to toil under a feudal lord. How can you as a man enjoy the fruits of your own labor? What do you suck your own dick too??
October 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Bro it’s actually based to toil under a feudal lord. How can you as a man enjoy the fruits of your own labor? What do you suck your own dick too??