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madeline @mads.haus · 15h

AEW professional wrestling personality Don Callis of the Don Callis Family

#wrestlesky

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 9h

they're going to have to put kota ibushi down like a horse

don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 9h

this is the most WAR 6 Man Special match I've ever seen in the WWE

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 9h

looking on cagematch this is horace's last hurrah, no matches after this

don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 9h

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 9h

the most porksweats coded tag team possible

bull buchanan & horace hogan

Horace Hogan & Bull Buchanan vs. Mark Henry & Mark Jindrak (September 17, 2002) [Dark]

YouTube video by Blast Master

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 10h

it was just the once but i did mention lenny lane twice and compared him to lane

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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · Dec 4

“Babe, could you run to the store? We’re all out of Labyrinth Dixie cups.”

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 10h

i wonder if hllhgaf

don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 10h

apparently shannon moore showed up in roh, is this because I brought him up earlier this week

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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 11h

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 10h

and you know what, thats a bad faith reading of you too so let's take five and chill

don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 10h

you are reading into a lot of anger here

i'm having fun with my pals online making little riffs, and you're doing everything to resist being a pal

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 10h

okay bottom left explains how hook's his son, it makes sense now

Justin @justinsofok.bsky.social · 11h

I can't believe that Taz was once a child. #wwe03

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 10h

the ol' peepee poopoo over here

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James @boaty.bsky.social · 10h

Well yeah, the debut album came out in 1970

Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

And a T. rex is closer in time to us than it is to a Stegosaurus.

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 11h

if this was mastodon you'd need a content warning for being smug

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 15h

it's the worst kind of cake outside of red velvet

don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 15h

me @ nothing bundt cakes

Christopher Novak @chrisnovak91.bsky.social · 15h

oh my god stop bunting

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 15h

more like for shame, wtf

don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 15h

it's magic hammer time for me

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Retro Game Books @retrogamebooks.com · 18h

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#retrogaming 💌

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 16h

gonna do me some sleuthing to spite this guy

don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 16h

the mid to late 90s is still the 90s

don't be a goddamn fool

Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 17h

This isn’t true. His game wasn’t that big, didn’t even come out until the mid 90s. Nobody associated Griffey with Nintendo, in America at least.

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 17h

becoming a 989 sports apologist

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