Christopher Novak
@chrisnovak91.bsky.social
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That's the thing about "someday..." you're only one day away from saying goodbye to someday. Yankees || Oregon || Mizzou || PSN: Canowned24
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barackomamba.bsky.social
Dude panicked. I feel for him because anyone saying he should have thrown to first would have shit themselves before trying to throw home.
barackomamba.bsky.social
Orion Kerkering = the sickest man in America
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notkerrence.bsky.social
i love sports. such a fun kick to the face every day. and we keep going back for more with fresh hope and keep getting kicked in the face until one day someone else gets kicked in the face and it’s really funny
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Oh my lord what an awful way to lose
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Happ crushed that oh my goodness
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They called him Clayton Manning lol
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Like yeah you could get away with the whole "they overused him" excuse for a while as the other bullpen guys did what they did. That was the thing. But... they kept going, and he kept doing that. It never swayed except a few times
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I'm admittedly not that hip to everything at all times. But I felt like people already accepted Kershaw stunk in October by 2021? Like yeah you couldn't ignore it at that point because the small sample grew into a bigger one and it never dissipated. It was weird, but it couldn't be ignored
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cptowers.bsky.social
I don’t think Aaron Boone is the biggest problem with the Yankees (that would be the way their most hyped prospects have completely flopped since Judge), but I also don’t think there’s any downside in firing him. He’s a manager. Most of them don’t make a big difference.
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cptowers.bsky.social
Okay fine I’ll be the one to say it: This Yankees roster was more well constructed than this year’s Rockies roster.
awfulannouncing.bsky.social
"[Aaron Boone] is the one guy I would circle that has least to blame...one of the worst constructions of a roster I’ve ever seen." A-Rod

"I’m pretty sure Aaron’s not the one that’s calling every move that they make throughout the game." Derek Jeter
chrisnovak91.bsky.social
The shorts are indeed kinda strange. But in for some reason. Terry McAulay wanted to ding them for what they wore vs Penn State
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I didn’t know segments of bluesky hated sports talk on here.

We just be vibing. The world sucks right now, you know what doesn’t suck? Sports.
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sundownmotel.bsky.social
if dampness ye see, brandon marsh be he.

if the beardo be dry, tis jayson werth ye spy.
whygavs.bsky.social
intellectually i understand that brandon marsh is a different person and player than jayson werth but that has still never once stopped my brain from going, "oh shit jayson werth is still playing?!?" every time i see brandon marsh on my television
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matrueblood.bsky.social
Clayton Kershaw is now the second pitcher ever to give up 100 or more earned runs in the postseason. He's at 102. Andy Pettitte gave up 117, but Andy Pettitte also pitched 80 more innings than Kershaw has.
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
I find it baffling how little impact the existence of the Undertaker, a literal walking corpse, has had on science and religion
chrisnovak91.bsky.social
Nothing I could do watching this but laugh
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Not wrong but, yanno. I'm not paid to do it
jonlschwartz.bsky.social
“It’s hard to win the World Series. I’ve been chasing it all my life.” —Aaron Boone
chrisnovak91.bsky.social
This is elite shit-talking, I cannot say anything to this bsky.app/profile/blak...
blakemurphy.bsky.social
"All you motherfuckers, it takes everybody everyday. Start spreading the news, bitches, we're going to the ALCS" - John Schneider popping a bottle
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Taking bets on the first NY sports talking head to take issue with this
razzball.bsky.social
Blue Jays are blasting Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York” during their celebration
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Jeter, Ortiz and A-Rod are just a fucking riot together, man. I can't explain it
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I hate that I'm laughing at this, but David Ortiz and Vladdy going "DAAAAA YANKEES LOSE" is making me crack the fuck up
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Yup, no doubt about it. And even if they were successful or whatever, a bit more, a bit less. The guy has been employed since 1986, and has been GM since the Clinton administration. New voices in the room please
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I'd love to know why I should be excited about George Lombard Jr. for instance. The Yankees haven't melded a good middle infielder since...? Volpe stinks, Peraza's somewhere else. Same thing with Spencer Jones. Am I supposed to be excited?
chrisnovak91.bsky.social
Beyond the manager, the Yankees won't get anywhere unless somebody on the team decides to turn into someone worth a shit like Judge did. But their development has been routinely showing holes, inconsistency, and a lot of failed promise
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Like someone said in the comments I think Pujols on Lidge is a good comparison here. Mammoth shot that you'll remember in a losing series. But of course, the reliever who gave that up probably won't go on a Brad Lidge arc