Jon Schwartz
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There’s no point during the detention of a five-year-old that any person with a functioning moral center would not step back to reassess the situation and their place in it. That nobody involved did proves they lack the common interiority required to successfully coexist in ordered society.
January 22, 2026 at 3:36 AM
There’s no point during the detention of a five-year-old that any person with a functioning moral center would not step back to reassess the situation and their place in it. That nobody involved did proves they lack the common interiority required to successfully coexist in ordered society.
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I keep thinking about the number of people that have to be involved to kidnap a small child, transport him to one facility or another, then an airport, then a plane, then another facility. Did no one on that chain stop and say hey what the fuck?
If only they had had time for the "don't kidnap 5-year-olds and send them to detention centers 1000 miles away from their families" training module
Here’s the report from KARE. The boy is five-year-old Liam Ramos.
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I keep thinking about the number of people that have to be involved to kidnap a small child, transport him to one facility or another, then an airport, then a plane, then another facility. Did no one on that chain stop and say hey what the fuck?
Step 1: Run for senate.
Step 2: Win! You're a senator. Congrats!
Step 3: Send a social media post urging … your constituents? … to end qualified immunity?
Step 2: Win! You're a senator. Congrats!
Step 3: Send a social media post urging … your constituents? … to end qualified immunity?
End Qualified Immunity now. Hold the ICE officer who blocked aid accountable for Renee Good’s death.
January 21, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Step 1: Run for senate.
Step 2: Win! You're a senator. Congrats!
Step 3: Send a social media post urging … your constituents? … to end qualified immunity?
Step 2: Win! You're a senator. Congrats!
Step 3: Send a social media post urging … your constituents? … to end qualified immunity?
One of the hills that I will absolutely die on is that the Mets need to learn how to honor their own history, and not worry about other teams. Carlos Beltrán is an upper-tier Mets legend and needs to be honored as such.
Now that Carlos Beltrán is headed to Cooperstown, it's time for the Mets to retire No. 15:
With Carlos Beltrán in the Hall of Fame, Mets should retire No. 15
Carlos Beltrán ranks in the top 10 in Mets franchise history in just about every offensive stat.
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 PM
One of the hills that I will absolutely die on is that the Mets need to learn how to honor their own history, and not worry about other teams. Carlos Beltrán is an upper-tier Mets legend and needs to be honored as such.
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Now that Carlos Beltrán is headed to Cooperstown, it's time for the Mets to retire No. 15:
With Carlos Beltrán in the Hall of Fame, Mets should retire No. 15
Carlos Beltrán ranks in the top 10 in Mets franchise history in just about every offensive stat.
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Now that Carlos Beltrán is headed to Cooperstown, it's time for the Mets to retire No. 15:
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Really happy for Indiana fans.
Also really happy for everyone who ignored the piss out of Twitter tonight. Good job, everyone.
Also really happy for everyone who ignored the piss out of Twitter tonight. Good job, everyone.
January 20, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Really happy for Indiana fans.
Also really happy for everyone who ignored the piss out of Twitter tonight. Good job, everyone.
Also really happy for everyone who ignored the piss out of Twitter tonight. Good job, everyone.
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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January 19, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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You guys aren’t going to believe this, but the Australian Open started.
January 18, 2026 at 5:30 AM
You guys aren’t going to believe this, but the Australian Open started.
Buffalo never misses those.
January 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Buffalo never misses those.
If the Maras choose Joe Schoen over John Harbaugh, I’m officially out.
January 17, 2026 at 1:42 AM
If the Maras choose Joe Schoen over John Harbaugh, I’m officially out.
Every single word of this is true. Stop blaming the Dodgers.
The second half of today's Newsletter on the Kyle Tucker signing, focusing on the league-level issues, is up free. I very much hope you'll read it.
www.joesheehan.com
www.joesheehan.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Every single word of this is true. Stop blaming the Dodgers.
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Knew David Stearns would bring Brewers ideas to New York.
Didn’t realize “lol whole lineup is second basemen” would be the idea.
Didn’t realize “lol whole lineup is second basemen” would be the idea.
January 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Knew David Stearns would bring Brewers ideas to New York.
Didn’t realize “lol whole lineup is second basemen” would be the idea.
Didn’t realize “lol whole lineup is second basemen” would be the idea.
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
Juan Soto will see approximately seven pitches to hit this season. I hope he swings at them!
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Juan Soto will see approximately seven pitches to hit this season. I hope he swings at them!
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150 Miles from Minneapolis, Some Nasty Bigots in a Bar Who'll Voice the Opinions We Wanted to Publish
January 15, 2026 at 3:25 PM
150 Miles from Minneapolis, Some Nasty Bigots in a Bar Who'll Voice the Opinions We Wanted to Publish
I think it's unfair to define this as "pundit brain" when it really should be "pundits brain," because somehow this atrocity of a story required four bylines.
Stage 5 pundit-brain is watching an innocent woman being killed by agents of the state and going, "hmm this says a lot about the urban-rural divide in America."
January 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I think it's unfair to define this as "pundit brain" when it really should be "pundits brain," because somehow this atrocity of a story required four bylines.
Sneak peek at this week's episode of the New York Yankees Official Podcast, dropping tonight, in which I recall the trip to Puerto Rico in which Carlos Beltrán told me that I look like a guy who enjoys dessert. Subscribe here so you don' miss an episode: megaphone.link/MAM5566508746
January 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Sneak peek at this week's episode of the New York Yankees Official Podcast, dropping tonight, in which I recall the trip to Puerto Rico in which Carlos Beltrán told me that I look like a guy who enjoys dessert. Subscribe here so you don' miss an episode: megaphone.link/MAM5566508746
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yeah government murdering people is different than private individuals murdering people, trish
Tricia McLaughlin on Renee Good: "I think if the individual was killed last week by an illegal alien, I don't think we would be seeing any protest."
January 13, 2026 at 8:23 PM
yeah government murdering people is different than private individuals murdering people, trish
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Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
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MLB beat writer: talk a little about the rally in the 7th, what did you tell your guys with regard to changing their approach at the plate
NBA beat writer: in your estimation does the proletariat benefit from a properly educated and organized vanguard party in the nascent stages of revolution
NBA beat writer: in your estimation does the proletariat benefit from a properly educated and organized vanguard party in the nascent stages of revolution
January 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
MLB beat writer: talk a little about the rally in the 7th, what did you tell your guys with regard to changing their approach at the plate
NBA beat writer: in your estimation does the proletariat benefit from a properly educated and organized vanguard party in the nascent stages of revolution
NBA beat writer: in your estimation does the proletariat benefit from a properly educated and organized vanguard party in the nascent stages of revolution
My friends and I have been discussing this all night. The only thing close to 2025 Indiana is 2015-16 Leicester City. That’s how absurd this is.
January 10, 2026 at 4:24 AM
My friends and I have been discussing this all night. The only thing close to 2025 Indiana is 2015-16 Leicester City. That’s how absurd this is.
Fernando Mendoza has two goals:
1) see this football thing through, all the way to a CFP championship trophy or a Super Bowl;
2) actually get away with trying to do Enron but for 2026
1) see this football thing through, all the way to a CFP championship trophy or a Super Bowl;
2) actually get away with trying to do Enron but for 2026
January 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Fernando Mendoza has two goals:
1) see this football thing through, all the way to a CFP championship trophy or a Super Bowl;
2) actually get away with trying to do Enron but for 2026
1) see this football thing through, all the way to a CFP championship trophy or a Super Bowl;
2) actually get away with trying to do Enron but for 2026
CURT CIGNETTI TOLD A JOKE
January 10, 2026 at 4:11 AM
CURT CIGNETTI TOLD A JOKE