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Jon Schwartz
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Tweets are mine. Deputy editor for @yanksmagazine. Bylines at @yankees, @spin, @njmonthly, etc. he/him/his [email protected]
It’s very hard to take The Atlantic seriously when they publish this shit.
Gatekeepers in certain industries seem to have favored women or members of racial minorities recently—“but only those equipped with a prix-fixe menu of progressive values and beliefs,” Thomas Chatterton Williams argues.
The Other Way the ‘Super Woke’ Left Discriminates
Race and gender aren’t the only categories that determine who gets special treatment.
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December 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Is the contention here that the only option is CECOT or my home? Anyone I don’t want in my home goes to CECOT? I don’t want Stephen Miller in my home. Can he go to CECOT?
I'd be delighted to have a hairstylist or a youth soccer coach visit for a night
December 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Sorry but you're lying if you say you're going to miss watching Jeff McNeil slam his helmet after grounding into his third double play in his last five ABs.
December 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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The maga divide summarized: does the gutter racism that is the mortar of our coalition apply to Jews or not? And if it doesn’t do we mean that or are we just pretending for the moment?
December 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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the vice president is a klansman
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Once again I am watching a Jake Paul boxing match against my will and once again I feel like a mark for having watched it. Maybe I’ll break the pattern one day.
December 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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this is basically why they teach you to write a line through the end of the amount portion of a check
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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APP NOTIFICATION: MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD

EMAIL: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD

TEXT: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD

MESSAGE REGARDING MY CHILD: Remember the winter concert is tomorrow!
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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"The NBA Cup is contrived!" As if the NBA was created by Zeus and handed down on golden tablets. The whole thing is fucking made up.
December 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The Yankees bullpen was very hit or miss last season, making it all the more odd that the Mets have seemingly chosen to recreate it?
December 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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please buy so many physical copies of the album so we can tour with strings & with Carolyn & Jamie and also Nicole who sat in in LA because that would be such an utterly killer tour

youtu.be/pv53gRqjvxY?...
"Cold at Night" - The Mountain Goats ft. Tommy Stinson (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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December 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Some Dems have told themselves only ~1% of the population is trans so they can dip their toe in the anti-trans filth and come out clean.

I don't have any trans family members—but it still makes me irate. I see it as a huge red flag, a sign you are unprincipled and untrustworthy. And I'm not alone.
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Zohran Mamdani brought an NBA Cup to New York…
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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The Knicks should parade the trophy through the New York New York casino tonight
December 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Hard to sum up the state of the world much better than to say that I feel guilty mourning specifically the loss of one of the great artists of our time because so many other people died in horrific ways this weekend
December 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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antisemitism has two settings, "shut up jews you're overreacting" and "mass murder"
December 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
A Few Good Men is my favorite movie ever. When Harry Met Sally, Princess Bride, The American President, Stand By Me — all very, very high on my list. What a body of work Rob Reiner leaves. Genius in so many different ways.
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM