in a parasocial relationship with the bit
In a committed relationship with the bit
My commitment to the bit is second to none
June 26, 2023 at 8:36 PM
in a parasocial relationship with the bit
sex is a lot like pizza in that I use my fingers
June 17, 2023 at 2:34 AM
sex is a lot like pizza in that I use my fingers
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(v1.4.3) After analyzing all 902 Bluesky posts from the past ~10 minutes, here are Bluesky's Breezing Words & Emojis (weighted against ~20870 minutes of frequency history)
Bonus poem, randomly generated from the Breeze:
woman frio
earth update like whenever workers
lotion secret growing
Bonus poem, randomly generated from the Breeze:
woman frio
earth update like whenever workers
lotion secret growing
June 17, 2023 at 3:20 AM
(v1.4.3) After analyzing all 902 Bluesky posts from the past ~10 minutes, here are Bluesky's Breezing Words & Emojis (weighted against ~20870 minutes of frequency history)
Bonus poem, randomly generated from the Breeze:
woman frio
earth update like whenever workers
lotion secret growing
Bonus poem, randomly generated from the Breeze:
woman frio
earth update like whenever workers
lotion secret growing
sex is like pizza in that sometimes I start but can't finish
June 17, 2023 at 2:24 AM
sex is like pizza in that sometimes I start but can't finish
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first date idea we go to dominos and fuck the pizza
June 17, 2023 at 2:21 AM
first date idea we go to dominos and fuck the pizza
sex is like pizza in that sometimes I take pics of it to post on social media
June 17, 2023 at 2:18 AM
sex is like pizza in that sometimes I take pics of it to post on social media
sex is like pizza in that I get to use my wartenberg wheel, wait what
June 17, 2023 at 2:15 AM
sex is like pizza in that I get to use my wartenberg wheel, wait what
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sex is not like pizza, if it takes longer than 45 minutes to come you don't get a discount
June 17, 2023 at 2:07 AM
sex is not like pizza, if it takes longer than 45 minutes to come you don't get a discount
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you're in her dms, congrats bro I'm proud of u
June 9, 2023 at 6:28 PM
you're in her dms, congrats bro I'm proud of u
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she riff on my bit til I repost
June 9, 2023 at 6:10 PM
she riff on my bit til I repost
they made a chastity cage for chickens
June 11, 2023 at 10:48 PM
they made a chastity cage for chickens
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i got covid for the only time a few months ago and made something in order to rtest my cognitive capability and i think COVID-19 really messed up my brain but in a cool way
June 11, 2023 at 6:15 AM
i got covid for the only time a few months ago and made something in order to rtest my cognitive capability and i think COVID-19 really messed up my brain but in a cool way
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my reaction when I slide my second hand up her shirt
June 10, 2023 at 10:16 PM
my reaction when I slide my second hand up her shirt
when a mommy greg and a daddy greg love each other very much
i still don’t know the origin of greg
June 10, 2023 at 9:54 PM
when a mommy greg and a daddy greg love each other very much
science fact: up dog and down bad are all types of quark
June 10, 2023 at 9:49 PM
science fact: up dog and down bad are all types of quark
type of guy who comes up with phrases
June 10, 2023 at 9:32 PM
type of guy who comes up with phrases
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ted kaczynski won't hear your jokes but your friends whose posts bomb a lot will
June 10, 2023 at 9:20 PM
ted kaczynski won't hear your jokes but your friends whose posts bomb a lot will
why do they call it bungur kirg when you off in the bun of hot out eat th ebugnur
June 10, 2023 at 9:17 PM
why do they call it bungur kirg when you off in the bun of hot out eat th ebugnur
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
June 10, 2023 at 9:03 PM
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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become incomprehensible
June 9, 2023 at 6:17 PM
become incomprehensible
my post-postponement post is here already tho
I'm postponing my pre-post post
June 10, 2023 at 8:52 PM
my post-postponement post is here already tho